LoTHT Awards - All Time Edition: Best Silver Snakes Female Player

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Lawrence of Arabia and Lucky Pillow both deserve to advance much more. Amanda was just plain average, while Missy and David were great players in their respective runs. Apanuugpak isn't always gonna win, sometimes even the best runs lose.

Anyways, I also voted for Shaka Zulu. No explanation needed.

[The Red Jaguars]

And it looks like Shaka Zulu wins an award, but for the worst temple win. 

Next up is the best "failed escape" run. The choices will include Sir Edmund Hillary, Henry Morgan, Queen Boadicea, and Empress Eugenie.

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Henry Morgan as the best failed escape run. All of these runs were great, but Henry Morgan had more going for it. It was very memorable and exciting, and Shem and Ashley's enthusiasm at the end of the run was very memorable. You would've thought that they won the whole temple run. This run never gets old. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I also voted for Henry Morgan. Clear choice for me, the rest of the teams made too many mistakes.

[PurpleParrot319]

I like all four, but my vote also went for Henry Morgan. Both players were great and the run was exciting from beginning to end.

[JCW555]

Went for the Golden Earring of Henry Morgan as well. Shem and Ashley's excitement rubbed off on me.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Surprised this poll is unanimous so far. I thought for sure everyone would vote for different runs.

[The Red Jaguars]

I am not surprised that Henry Morgan is winning by a landslide. It is usually considered the best loss on the show, after Ivan the Terrible of course. Too bad Ivan the Terrible wasn't a failed escape or else it would be in this poll also.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Whatever floats your boat I suppose. I figure since Royal Torque is so overpraised around here, I figured THAT would get the most votes.

[The Red Jaguars]

And I think that we can say that Henry Morgan can win this one unanimously. 

Next up is the Worst "Triple Capture" title. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Wait, no worst failed escape run? Unless you're doing things in another order....

[The Red Jaguars]

*Failed Escape run. Yeah, we are not even to the triple captures yet.

Anyways, I voted for Anne Bonny for this one. All of these three runs are hard to watch and are big fails, but this one really was the biggest fail. Ron was entirely slow and clueless in this temple run. Plus, he grabbed the artifact with 50 seconds left and failed by taking the worst way out of the temple. And even then, he should've still won but he moved so slow. Tara grabbed the Medal with 30 seconds left and she pretty much finished in the same place as Ron. I was going to vote Icarus too, but at least it was memorable for the close ending and it was sort of a nail biter. And Enormous Feather was good for the first half until Karisa made her appearance. Anne Bonny was just painful all the way through, and it was thanks to Ron. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I voted for Enormous Feather. Honestly, this deserves to win more than Anne Bonny. Karisa was just way too slow, and made no effort to speed up once she grabbed the feather. Both her and David barely scraped by each round thanks to them. Yes Anne Bonny sucked too, but at least it was a little bit of a nailbiter despite Ron and his suckiness. Enormous Feather was just plain frustrating.

[PurpleParrot319]

I hate Enormous Feather the most and in my opinion, Karissa was the worst player in those three runs to enter the temple. So that run gets my vote.

[The Red Jaguars]

I really wish TMH's review was still around for Enormous Feather. He perfectly describes how awful Karisa was in the temple.  Seriously, she spent a minute just to move along the already completed bottom floor of the temple. And then she gets lost in the Quicksand Bog by thinking that the slide had to be used to go up. She didn't even speed up after grabbing the Feather... This is such an annoying temple run to watch because of Kirk's commentary and her hesitations. This vote was really close for me, but I still think Ron blew it worse than Karisa. He had more time and a much easier layout. Yet, he still blows it with the worst exit plan. Ron really should've won more than Karisa. But all three runs were frustrating.