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[The Ancient Warrior]

You people eat snakes?
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How many people eat snakes?
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Snake eat a lot of people?
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Many snakes eat?

[The Ancient Warrior]

Get rid of that which cannot to you belong ... and fly.
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To eliminate it does not belong to ... go and get it.
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To be eliminated it is not ... please.
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To remove ... but not here.
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To do this ... here.
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To do this ... here.

I'm not the one who's so far away when I feel the snake bite enter my vein.
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I'm so far away I was in the veins of the snake bite enter my sense is you.
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I'm so far away I'm here in the veins that snake bite, it is my feeling.
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So far I'm here, I snakebite vein, I feel like me.
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So far I'm here, I snakebite vein, I feel like.

[The Silver Monkey]

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes, hey!

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I Hey, Hey, he's come to her, all the NY Bad Boys, the cause has been a bit!

????????????? NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU???????????????

Hey, Hey, he and she, NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU all due to my bit!

???????????????????????????NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU ?

Hey, Hey, she was with him, for all bit NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU!

??????????????????????NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU ?

Hey, Hey, she was with him, every bit of NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU!

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Hey, Hey, she was with him, all NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU bit!

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Hey, Hey, she was with him, all NYUYOKUBADDOBOIZU bit!

What in the....  

[The Ancient Warrior]

The guilty screamed as the blades devoured her bloody body.
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Of crime, and her body is gripped by bloody blade cried.
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Crime, cried, and gripped the edge of the blood in her body.
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Suspense gripped the edge of the blood, and cried to her body.
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Suspense, cried gripped the edge of the blood in her body.
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Suspense, cried to her body gripped the edge of the blood.

[The Ancient Warrior]

The Comet-Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror can be found in the Chamber of the Sacred Markers.
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This comet is a sacred marker - Embroidery BATORUFURAGUUIRIAMU Chamber of conquest, you can find.
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This comet is a sacred marker - Embroidery BATORUFURAGUUIRIAMU Chamber of Commerce and conquest, you can find.
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This comet is a sacred marker - if, if it is conquered, embroidery BATORUFURAGUUIRIAMU Chamber of Commerce can be found.
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This comet is a sacred marker - if you are conquered, when the Chamber of Commerce, BATORUFURAGUUIRIAMU embroidery can be found.
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This comet is a sacred marker - if the Chamber of Commerce, you can find embroidered BATORUFURAGUUIRIAMU conquered.
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This comet is a sacred marker - if the Chamber of Commerce, you can find embroidered BATORUFURAGUUIRIAMU conquest.

[The Ancient Warrior]

Give me some five!
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Several five-star wait!
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5 people the truth, baby!
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5 people the truth, baby!

[nicklegends]

He's going to have to make up some big-time time.
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He needs time to show some big time.
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He is the time required to display some great times.
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He needs time to see some great time.



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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What how much wood woodchuck Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku I do?
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Which is how I Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku woodchuck wood you like a reason?
????????Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku?????????????????
This is what I like the trees you Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku woodchuck?
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As of this tree, I Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku a woodchuck?
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In this tree, I Did Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku woodchuck?
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In this tree, I Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku a woodchuck?
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In this tree, I Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakku woodchuck?

[The Ancient Warrior]

This thread deserves to be bumped, don't you agree?
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If this thread is canceled, you do not deserve a contract?
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This thread is canceled when the value of the contract or?
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Why cancel at this thread or contract value?
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Why not cancel the contract price or this thread?
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I can cancel the contract price, why this thread?
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Very good brandy! Kirk through the gate at the temple, make your way to give a signal to the Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu, and you'll race.
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Very good brandy! Kirk through the temple gate, on your way to signal to provide a Resureddosasshu Tokugawa Ieyasu's good.
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Very good brandy! Kakumeingeto through, good signals on your way to provide Resureddosasshu Tokugawa Ieyasu.
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Very good brandy! Good signal on your way through Resureddosasshu provide Kakumeingeto Tokugawa Ieyasu.
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Very good brandy! A good signal to your Resureddosasshu, Kakumeingeto provide Tokugawa Ieyasu.
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Very good brandy! You are Resureddosasshu, Kakumeingeto Tokugawa provides a good signal.
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Very good brandy! You are Resureddosasshu, Kakumeingeto Tokugawa provides a good signal.

[The Bandit King]

Olmec, are you ready? This rock is ready to roll.
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Ready to do what you Orumeka? This rock is ready to roll back.
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How to prepare or Orumeka What? This rock is ready to roll back.
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What is and how to prepare Orumeka? This rock is ready to roll back.
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What, how to prepare Orumeka What? This rock is ready to roll back.
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What goes into how to prepare a Orumeka? This rock is ready to roll back.
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What's Going Orumeka how to prepare? This rock is ready to roll back.
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How do you prepare to go to Orumeka? This rock is ready to roll back.
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What are you going to do to prepare Orumeka? This rock is ready to roll back.
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What are you going to do to prepare Orumeka? This rock is ready to roll back.

The second part only changed ONCE.

[The Ancient Warrior]

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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It is this phrase in your reach equilibrium, is uncertain.
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It is this phrase in your hands in equilibrium is unclear.
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If it is in equilibrium in your hands, this phrase is unknown.
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In equilibrium, the phrase is unknown if it is in your hands.
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If it is balanced in your hand, the phrase is unknown.

Think about this for a moment.

[The Bandit King]

Deep, man. ???????????????????????????????
, Mario, our princess thank you is another castle.
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Princess Castle by us, Mario, thank you.
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Our Princess Castle, Mario, thank you.
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Our Princess Castle, Mario, thank you.

[The Dark Enforcer]

Pull the snakes from the jars
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jar file Puruhebi
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jar files to the file Puruhebi
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Jar files in the file Puruhebi
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jar file, file file Puruhebi
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jar file, Puruhebi file file
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jar file, Puruhebi file file

[The Ancient Warrior]

I can has cheezburger?
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But I Can cheezburger?
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But I can not. cheezburger?

[The Dark Enforcer]

I can take possession of your soul?
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Can I take ownership of your soul?
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I can not take ownership of your soul possible?
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How can I possible to take ownership of your soul possible?
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What can I potentially obtain possession of how your soul?
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How to take ownership of how to do what your soul?
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How your mind or how to take ownership?
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How to take ownership of your heart and how?
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To take ownership of your mind and how it?
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Ownership of your mind, how?
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Ownership of how your mind?
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Ownership of your mind?
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Ownership of your mind?

[The Ancient Warrior]

That is not one of the three choices. Is this type of painting called: A fresco, A stucco, or Rococo?
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It was three choices. The painting is called, any type: frescoes, plaster, or rococo?
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This was three choices. The painting, called all kinds: the frescoes, plaster, or rococo?
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This was three choices. Painting, all kinds: the frescoes, plaster, or Rococo called?

Well, that wasn't TOO bad except for the negation on the first part...

The Belly Button of Buddha can be found in the Observatory.
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Navel, the observatory can be found in France.