Translation Party!

[The Silver Monkey]

We all know how fun it is to insert an English phrase into Babelfish or similar, translate it into Japanese and then translate the output back into English. Translation Party is the same thing, but with a twist: It keeps translating back and forth between English and Japanese until it reaches a so-called "equilibrium", that is, when it reaches a point where the English text translated into Japanese is translated back into the exact same English phrase.

Try it out!

Some examples of how it obliterates phrases:

Legends of the Hidden Temple! With your guide, Kirk Fogg!

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Legend of the Hidden Temple! Your guide, KAKUFOGGU!

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The Purple Parrots are going to the temple!

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Purple, go to the temple of the cult!

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ANITEIRA, can be found in the hideout of pillows lucky Medusa

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ANITEIRA, you can discover the hiding place of the lucky pillow Medusa

[The Ancient Warrior]

You mean Engrish, not English. ?????????????????????????????????????????

Next game is worth a full pendant.  Olmec, please tell us about it.

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Pendant is the value of the full game.  Please tell us about the Olmec.

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Pendant is the value of the game completely.  Please tell us about the Olmec.

[The Ancient Warrior]

Ktulu Lightning says:
Party on, Garth!
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The party, Garth!
Elec says:
Eep

"Ktulu Lightning" is me on MSN, btw.

[The Ancient Warrior]

Aaaand triple-post.  Flipped in a line from a Megadeth song that was SURE to be screwed over, but I never imagined it would end up like this. XD
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I can't die dead enough
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Death is not to dieback
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The death would not

And death
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And death

[nicklegends]

Do you know what my favorite forum on the internet is? It is Phantom's Temple.

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In your favorite forum on the Internet I know? This is a temple of illusion.

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I know, your favorite forum on the Internet? This is a temple of illusion.

[The Dark Enforcer]

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Olmec demand an explanation of this disorganized

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This explains the demand for dismantling Olmec

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This explains the demand for dismantling Olmec

[nicklegends]

O! Say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

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Or! I, the last day of the United States welcomes you can see the light of early dawn of our sport? Who broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O'er ramparts I watched streaming What was brave? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air around the clock, we prove the flag was still there. Or! If you say, the American flag is a free, brave yet wave O'er the land of What?

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er?????????????????????????????????????? 24????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er????????????

Or! I would be the last day of the United States, or be welcome to see the light of the dawn of the sport? Who broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O'er the bravest of the wall I'm watching the stream? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, 24 hours, we have proved the flag was still there. Or! If the wave is a free American flag, yet brave O'er the land of what is said?

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ???????

Or! I light of the dawn of sports opportunities for the United States,? Welcome to the Last Day? Dangerous fight, I have the guts to the wall, he looked at the broad stripes and bright stars, the streams O'er? And the rocket's red glare, bombs flags, 24 prove that the explosion when the air was still there. Or! Also, do not land in the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

????????????????????? 24?????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ??????????????????????????????????????O'er ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ???????

Or! The dawn of opportunities to play sports in America, or is my light? Welcome What is the last day? He has this look at the broad stripes and bright stars is a dangerous fight, I was on the wall, the ball, the stream O'er? And the rocket's red glare, bombs flag, was 24 at the time of explosion proof air was still there. Or! Land, or the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

????????????????????? 24????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ???????

Or! Dawn of opportunity in America, sports, or is my light? Welcome What is the last day? He is a dangerous fight, please see the broad stripes and bright stars, I was on the wall, the ball, stream O'er? And the rocket's red glare, bombs flag, 24 to prove the air at the time of the explosion was still there. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

????????????????????? 24????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ???????

Or! America, the opportunities for sport, in light of my dawn? Welcome What is the last day? He is a dangerous fight, please see the stripes and bright stars for the most part, I was on the wall, the ball, stream O'er? And the rocket's red glare, bombs flag on the 24th, to prove the air at the time of the explosion was still there. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

???? 24??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? O'er ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ???????

Or! America, the opportunities for sport, in light of the dawn of me? Welcome What is the last day? He is a dangerous fight, when you see the bright stars and stripes for many, I have a wall, the ball, the stream O'er? 2007, January 24, the rocket's red glare, the bombs exploded flags, to prove the air was still there at the time. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

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Or! America, the opportunities for sport, in light of the dawn of me? Welcome to the Last Day? He is a dangerous fight and see the many stripes and bright stars, I have a wall for the ball, stream O'er? 2007 January 24, the rocket's red glare, the bombs will explode at the flag to prove the air was still there. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

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Or! America, the opportunities for sport, in light of the dawn of me? Welcome What is the last day? He is a dangerous fight, please refer to the number of stripes and bright stars, I Ball, O'er the stream or the wall for? 2007 January 24, the rocket's red glare, to prove the air in the bomb will explode at the flag was still there. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

????????? 2007?1?24??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? O'er ???????

Or! America, the opportunities for sport, in light of the dawn of me? Welcome What is the last day? He is a dangerous fight, stripes and bright stars, please, please see the code below, I Ball, O'er, the walls and streams? To prove the flag in 2007 January 24, the rocket's red glare, there was still a bomb exploded in the air. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

????????? 2007?1?24?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? O'er ???????

Or! America, the opportunities for sport, in light of the dawn of me? Welcome What is the last day? He is a dangerous fight, stripes and bright stars, below, the following code, please see below, I Ball, O'er, the walls and streams? 2007 January 24, the glare of the rocket bomb is a red flag to prove yet exploded in the air. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

????????? 2007?1?24??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????O'er ????

Or! America, the opportunities for sport, in light of the dawn of me? Welcome to the Last Day? He is a dangerous fight, stripes and bright stars, below, the following code, but please see below, I Ball, O'er, the walls and streams? 2007 January 24, the glare of the rockets is a red flag in the air for an explosion proof. Or! Land, the American flag and cowardly? Wave O'er? Do you still?

It never found equilibrium, but the end result is very interesting.

[nicklegends]

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He awoke in fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.

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A man of Peru, His dream was to eat the shoe. Saki KASETA him that night to find the terrorists is a dream come true to me.

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People of Peru who was eating his shoe in my dreams. Saki KASETA that night, he told me, we have realized a dream to find the terrorists.

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People of Peru who was eating his shoe in my dream of. Saki KASETA that night, as he told me, we have realized a dream to find the terrorists.

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People of Peru who was eating his shoe in my dream of. Saki KASETA that night, as he told me, we have realized a dream to find the terrorists.

[Asian Legends Fan]

let's go!
The rooms are filled with lost treasures that are protected by mysterious Mayan temple guards.
into Japanese
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back into English
The temple is full of mystery that is protected by a security guard room of the lost Maya treasure.
back into Japanese
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back into English
Is, is fully protected by the guard room of the lost Mayan temples and mysterious treasures.
back into Japanese
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back into English
And are protected by the mysterious treasure room is fully protected, lost Mayan temples.
back into Japanese
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back into English
In a room full of mystery and treasure will be lost in the protection of the Mayan temples that are protected.
back into Japanese
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back into English
Rooms, are protected and you will lose the protection of the treasures of the mysterious Mayan temple.
back into Japanese
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back into English
Room Service, and are protected loses the protection of the treasures of the mysterious Mayan temple.
back into Japanese
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back into English
Room service, lose the protection of the treasures of the mysterious Mayan temple that is protected.

[The Dark Enforcer]

I entered the complete S3 Temple rundown (From "You Could Start..." to "...And Yours Alone!") into it (in parts, so the equilibrium might not be exact), and here's the equilibrium if each part was as 3 sentences long:

The Crypt, you can start running the stairs! Pit, grab a book from the skeleton of the pendulum. Column, please knock on the warehouse of the King. If the Chamber of Commerce, clay, markers, and a large pot of powder, the dignity of a link please. This game is the correct way, to the left of the symbol, the ancient warriors of the room. This is the best place to open the door to the shrine of the silver monkey suit of armor. Assembly, Images and sensitive information and passwords, you can go to your room. However, tablet inscriptions, ancient Egypt, it opens the door to the secret passage, please check the patch. Slide, and quicksand, and through the dark tunnel, crushing, forests, wetlands. 5 guards of the temple, be careful in life, a tree! Key tree, the court clown Please enter a search below. If the murals of the tomb of the King, to choose the type of head, he said. If the king's Vineyard, the bones of the skull, if they have not been published, please apply this patch. Terakado Ledges, stairs, race, ethnicity, race, climbing from the back of the pit. Please select one!

Confusing isn't it?

[The Ancient Warrior]

Elec says:
Hahah
There are around five things I could say right now
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It can tell R-52
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Republicans can say 52
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Republicans can say 52

The translator program must be an avid democrat.
Ktulu Lightning says:
Indeed.

[The Ancient Warrior]

I think Megadeth is a better band than Metallica.
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I think my band is better than MEGADESUMETARIKA.
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My band MEGADESUMETARIKA I think it is better than that.
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MEGADESUMETARIKA my band and I think it's better.
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MEGADESUMETARIKA my band, I think it's a good thing.
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MEGADESUMETARIKA my band, I think it is a good thing.
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MEGADESUMETARIKA my band, I think it is a good thing.

Weeaboo tribute band name? Maybe.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Translation party, huh? Well this is one party I definately enjoy!????????????????????????1????????????
That's party of the translation? Well, this is definitely one I enjoy the party!back into Japanese??????????????????????????????????
Party like a translation? Well, I certainly will enjoy a party!?????????????????????????????????????
Party like translation? Well, I certainly enjoy the party!back into Japanese?????????????????????????
Such as translators? Well, I enjoy the party!??????????????????????back into EnglishSuch as translators? Well, I enjoy the party!

[The Bamboo Forest]

Legends of the Hidden Temple was recorded in front of a live studio audience, in Nickelodeon Studios, at Universal Studios Florida.

*Website does its work*

In front of a live studio audience, the hidden temple, NIKORODEONSUTAJIO, Legend - YUNIBASARUSUTAJIOFURORIDA recorded.

[The Ancient Warrior]

Orgiastic scream
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Orgiastic screams

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