Author Topic: The Hilarious Sexual Innuendo Thread!!! (Read 9405 times)

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2009, 06:29:15 PM »

"If You Seek Amy" - Britney Spears

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:27:23 PM »

Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""

"If You Seek Amy" - Britney Spears

OH! I don't like Britney Spears, so that's probably why I couldn't recognize the quote, TBF!

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:29:30 PM »

No problem. I don't either lol.

Anyway, you might always want to look twice before you glue your hand to...

(If you know American Pie, you'd probably get this reference then)

Toltendo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2009, 08:44:25 PM »

Quote from: ""Adolf Hitler""

All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people.

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2009, 09:56:10 PM »

DENTIST: Open wide, little girl!

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2009, 11:15:04 PM »

Quote from: ""Asian Legends Fan""

DENTIST: Open wide, little girl!

LMAO!!! That was a real hoot, ALF!!!

Day Care: Will you go put that toy in your cubby hole, young lady!

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:18:04 AM »

Don't worry about your new babysitter! She won't bite!

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2009, 08:04:27 AM »

Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""

Don't worry about your new babysitter! She won't bite!

LMAO!!! That almost sounds like something my Mom said of Jill Fatone, who baby-sat me when I was 4. She was wicked awesome and very kind. The same could be said of her brother Michael, who would call my sister and me "Fruitcakes" and kicked butt at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game I had for my SNES!!! I kinda wish that I could see them again, though!

Back on topic, here's another one:

The Last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty!

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:20:59 PM »

No, sir, the wine bottle goes back in there. Yes, that little hole in the wall, right there. Thanks, sir.

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2009, 05:57:54 PM »

I meant to post this in the "Funny Pictures" thread, but since it's kinda sexual, well...

This is what you'll find on the safety sign for the "10 Inversion Roller Coaster" in Chimelong Paradise, China.

The Bandit King · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2009, 07:29:11 PM »

I knew the Chinese were messed up, but that's just ridiculous. :lol:

On-topic:

I love going to baseball games. Watching those guys play ball always gets me hungry for the hot, juicy wieners and sweet, salty nuts they sell.

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:14:54 PM »

Quote from: ""The Bandit King""

I love going to baseball games. Watching those guys play ball always gets me hungry for the hot, juicy wieners and sweet, salty nuts they sell.

OMG, ROTFLOL!!!! That was so funny, that I hit my head on my computer desk on the way to the floor! Keep up the good work!

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:30:27 PM »

You know those dogs who lick the camera sometimes? They are awesome...for some reason...

nicklegends · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:31:02 PM »

Quote from: ""The Bandit King""

I knew the Chinese were messed up

Careful...

But to add to this thread: The Oozinator

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:34:52 PM »

Quote from: ""nicklegends""

Quote from: ""The Bandit King""
I knew the Chinese were messed up
Careful...

You got that right, Ed. TBK, I find that offensive, considering that I am of Chinese descent.

Since YouTube videos seems acceptable....

News:

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