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[The Bamboo Forest]

Post the best moments you can dig up that have ever happened in the Main Spam Topic. The funniest moments, the most memorable moments, etc...

Well, we know that TAW can be Hyde...

Wait, wrong show! I'm confusing all the TGIF sitcoms here...

Hyde on Full House, I can see it now.

"Like dude Uncle Jesse, lay off that mousse! Like, your wasting good hair product dude!"

Jesse: "You're gonna talk to ME about hair care?"

Hyde: "Like, what does that mean dude?"

Jesse: "Oh, nothing...just that it looks like your head swallowed a freaking porcupine!"

Hyde: "Oh yeah, well, well..." *cant think of another comeback*

Jesse: That's what I thought.
*leaves room, only to find Eric, Donna, Jackie, Kelso and Fez in the other room*
Hey! Whose show is this, anyhow?!

Oh, I know, it's--

*Carl walks into the room*

Carl: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVE!!!!!!!

*Everyone stares*

Carl: Have any of you seen Steve Urkel?

*Urkel walks in the room*
Urkel: Hidely-ho, television neighborinos!
*Trips over couch as he walks in, sending everyone flying through the wall and also killing Kelso*
Urkel: Did I do thaaaaaaaat???

LMAO!

lmfao. Funniest thing I've read here in quite a while. 

[The Bamboo Forest]

Since I can no longer quote in the old forum, here's the important parts of "The Blown-Up Toilet Seat of Johnnie".

"Only Olmec knows the legend behind each of the treasures in his temple. Which one are we gonna hear about today?"

"The Legend of the Blown-Up Toilet Seat of Johnnie!"

Oh what a shame! But can I still tell the legend to the angry, impatient audience? I mean, they came here to see a show, right?

...Okay, NOW I've officially seen/read/heard it all.

Allow me, since spamming is starting to lag a little.

Deep in the forums somewhere, there was this awful, heinous administrator named Johnnie. Legend has it, if you pissed him off over one little dispute, he'd ban you. This guy loved to hold grudges. One day, he had to take a shit really bad. So he ran into the bathroom and into a stall. Meanwhile, TBF and PPF were smoking in the bathroom, when all of a sudden, PPF pulled out a bomb. She lit it, flushed it down the toilet, and she and TBF ran off. They never got caught. So, where did the bomb end up? IN JOHNNIE'S BATHROOM STALL!!!! His ass got blown up, and the toilet seat broke off from the toilet. Your task is to retrieve "the Blown-Up Toilet Seat of Johnnie, and bring it back here!"

"So tell us, where is the Blown-up Toilet Seat?"

"The Blown-up Toilet Seat of Johnnie the Asshole can be found... in the Throne Room!"

[The Bamboo Forest]

That was my new page TAW!!!

*Gets Justin Bieber to start brainfucking TAW*

How can he fuck TAW? He doesn't have a dick.

Not enough room for him to get in my pants if he tried, either. [/tmi]

[The Bamboo Forest]

Come on pplz, contribute.

Good afternoon, even though no one is on right now.

And what am I? Chopped Golden Pepperoni?

But you weren't on this afternoon. I must have run past you.

I love how that works out...

Quoted for the truth.

TALK TO TBK! TALK TO TB...AAWWWWW!!!!!!

!!

[The Bandit King]

Remember back when VH1 was showing their 100 greatest music artists, and we were discussing it? Here's a few select gems from that discussion:

Okay, now I'm pissed. Metallica only at #42? COME ON!!!!!

*Flips off VH1*

I doubt it'll happen, but I personally want to see Johnny Cash on the list.

JOHNNY CASH MADE THE LIST!!! NUMBER 35, BABY!!!!

And someone had better shoot me if Lady Gaga makes it anywhere on the list.

But to be honest, if Lady Gaga makes the list, I predict that the entire music industry will have imploded by 2020.

Guns N' Roses still should've made the top 20, IMO, but I wonder if they didn't because the voters focused on Axl's personality or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if Axl's going down to VH1 right now, ready to kick their asses.

Michael Jackson is #2! 

So, that means #1 is...

*drumroll please, TAW*

*Does a bassroll instead*

DA BEATLES!!!!

*cue confetti and champagne corks popping*

Yeah...I kind of figured they'd get it, even with Michael's recent death.

Frankly, I would've been ticked if it were anybody else.

I think Dave Navarro said it best:

"If the Beatles are not #1, there is something seriously wrong with this list and this whole fucking network."

[Purple Parrots Fan]

*Bump* (Yes I know, I've been doing that a lot lately).

We need some background music for this!

This isn't even a fight. This 12 year old is already pass her curfew.  

Yeah, well at least I have decent skin! Unlike you.... you're so greasy you used bacon as a band aid!

Well, no one in their right mind would sing about A DAY OF THE WEEK!

Just like no one wants to see you dance in your g-strings.  

You're just mad because you can never be seen in a g-string. Because you're so hairy that Bigfoot is taking YOUR picture!

Bitch, please. No one even wants to see your scraggly and limp body. Not even a zombie would want to suck blood from that abomination.  

Yeah well.... forget it, I have no comebacks.

From April Fools Day last year.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

I agree. Those would be good episodes to show. Hopefully we get more than that though.

It would be nice for them to show a wide variety of episodes. Like maybe a couple of dozen. And when I mean a wide variety, I don't mean Snow Cone or Golden Cricket Cage.

Don't worry, I'll make sure your TV airs only those two episodes plus have all commercials just be the Heroes of the Game commercials, while you are locked in the Heart Room

Do you always have to torture him? Let him watch the Legends episodes he wants.

You're getting a lucky break, Red was in Second, guess who was #6

We know, Cricket Cage is Episode 6. Unless you're referring to your "featured episodes of the day?"

You didn't get it, who was sixth place in the rankings below? Hint: And I moved on from the Featured episodes, wasn't really a good idea, they had their own cycle it felt like

I'm guessing.... Freydis? And yeah, RNG really lacks variety when it comes to episodes/team combinations at times. It always seems like in the "Make your own episode" thread, I get the same steps and/or temple game pairs every time.

*facepalm* Could it hit you? It was the Purple Parrots, Team rankings in the sig, #6! Sorry about that, the Purple Parrots ranked last, but that doesn't mean they suck, right? Well, all this quoting is like another Main Spam Topic highlight

I just had to