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The Jesters' Court / Who's Boobs Were the Biggest!
« on: August 13, 2009, 05:58:33 AM »
I want to expand on the topic brought up by PPF and TBF in the Main Spam Topic:

Which Female Legends contestant had the biggest boobs? And Also, which other contestants had big boobs as well?

And discuss!

P.S. If there are 2 contestants with the same name, then please reference the episode that they appeared in as well.

The Moat / Question for Forum Staff!!!
« on: August 05, 2009, 06:04:48 AM »
Now I know that over at ClassicNickShows.Info that All staff members can issue Bans. But what about here? I'm already painfully aware of Phantom's ability to Ban members. But can Ed and RP ban Members as well? Please inform me, Forum Staff!

Also, along those lines, could Ed ban RP?

The Jesters' Court / The Hilarious Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!
« on: July 24, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »
The main goal of this topic is to post the funniest sexual innuendo that you can come up with.

For example:
Quote from: ""The_Enforcer""
Oh, to expand on the sexual inuendo jokes. Look at PPF's avvie when reading this:

Oh, she's Randy alright!

Ok, and begin!

The Moat / Problem/Annoyance with forum mailing system.
« on: July 12, 2009, 08:26:54 PM »
I've recently been getting some of those "New Post in a topic you're watching" emails from this Forum's automatic mailing system that are erroneous in nature. They indicate topics that have not gotten new posts and their hyperlinks lead to the following message:

Quote from: ""The Forum""
The topic or post you requested does not exist.

May I PLEASE IMPLORE the Moderators to investigate this matter, as it is quite the annoyance.

The Heart Room / Another Temple Guard Emerges from the Temple!!!
« on: August 07, 2008, 08:33:01 PM »
Hey everyone, sorry if this news is a little belated, but ANOTHER TEMPLE GUARD has been POSITIVELY IDENTIFIED!!! This guard is a season 1 temple guard, and HER (YES HER, indicating a FEMALE TEMPLE GUARD) name is Kelley Estes. According to her page on the Internet Movie Database (, she was the Temple Guard on Episode #23 (The Belly Button of Buddha).

I just wanted to try to inject some new life into the forum, so when I found this out, I came right back here and posted this.

The Dark Forest / Brett Favre Has Been Traded!!!
« on: August 06, 2008, 10:52:30 PM »
Brett Favre has been traded to the New York Jets in exchange for a "conditional draft pick"!!!

I, being a Bucs fan that lives in Tampa Bay, am REALLY disappointed. I wanted to see what he could offer the Bucs.

What do you think about this Fiasco? Please post your opinions and vote in the poll.

The Jesters' Court / Ed and I are Roommates!
« on: July 07, 2008, 06:39:55 PM »
You know, I was mulling over some things early this morning when I realized that, technically, Ed and I are roommates of the Temple. Here's my reasoning:

My location is, as my profile lists it, The Dark Forest! Now Ed, being a Super Moderator of this Forum, is listed as having the Rank of "Temple Spirit". Now, where else on the show would a Temple Spirit reside on the show then THE DARK FOREST!!! So not only is Ed my BOSS, but he's also my ROOMMATE

Now isn't this funny! :lol:

(If I've posted this where it doesn't belong, then I ask the moderators to move it to where it is most appropriate)

The Dark Forest / Proposed Boycott!!!
« on: May 28, 2008, 07:45:41 PM »
Okay forum members, I've had it UP TO HERE with the ways in which Hugo Chavez manipulates the family of my EXTREMELY GOOD friend Priscilla Cornell!!!

Lemme Explain. Every time that He is mentioned with a negative connotation in the United States media, he orders the IMMEDIATE termination  of my Friend's stay in the US by threatening that if her family doesn't have her out of the US within a period of time (usually 5-7 days), that he'll sieze her family's home, car, and all related assets.

Well I for one WONT STAND FOR THIS TYRANNICAL ABUSE OF POWERS ANYMORE!!! I hereby propose that all members of Phantom's Temple hit him where it hurts the most by staging a boycott of the Chavez owned Citgo gas company, and of his NEW upcoming gas company, Petro Express, IRREVOCABLY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!

Please Say that you all are with me in this backlash against Chavez

I'd like to take the time to announce that


Anyone Wishing to Chime in on this GLORIOUS OCCASION may do so through this thread!

---Bob Maibaum
AKA The_Enforcer.

The Moat / Has Ed been Captured by a Temple Guard?!!
« on: April 06, 2008, 08:36:19 PM »
Hey Everyone, I've been trying for the past week to contact Ed (nicklegends), but with no response. He hasn't answered his Yahoo Mail OR Forum Mail!!! I was just wondering if anyone knew of any reason as to why he wouldn't be answering any of my attempts at communication. I'D LOVE TO KNOW IF THERE'S ANY OTHER WAY TO CONTACT HIM!!!


P.S.S.  I thank EVERYONE who answers this post for their cooperation!!!

The Pit / Request!
« on: January 30, 2008, 09:48:03 PM »
Can whomever found out the way of downloading straight from turbonick PLEASE P.M. me a set of insatructions on how to do so?

The Pit / Coping with non-Legends Fans (split)
« on: August 12, 2007, 06:00:29 PM »
Quote from: ""Renegade Pancake""
Now, among college kids, owning up to watching the show makes you a badass.

Not among my circle of friends. If you own up to watching Legends to MY friends, you get laughed at for being a nerd! I know, cuz I owned up, and got the response "That gay ass show with the dumb rock?!! That show sucks!". I NEARLY CRIED WHEN I HEARD THAT!!! So SPEAK FOR YOUR DAMNED SELF RP!!! :evil:

And BTW, for the red text I AM YELLING and not just EMPHASIZING, RP!

The Jesters' Court / Moat Topic!!!
« on: August 05, 2007, 08:27:01 PM »
Hey everyone!!! I posted a new thread in "The Moat" marked "MOST SINCERE THOUGHTS!" about a week ago. I started that thread to tell you all how I think of each and every one of you. Well, it hasn't gotten many replies, and I'm beginning to feel heartbroken at the fact that ya'll don't feel the same way that I feel about ya'll.


The Moat / Most Sincere Thoughts!
« on: July 30, 2007, 09:32:36 PM »
Lemme paint a picture of what I think about this forum and ALL it's members. Imagine if you will a stick figure arrow. A shaft with a left-facing arrowhead and feathers on the butt-end of the shaft. Now Phantom, you're the tip of the arrowhead, and RP and Ed are the outer tips of the arrowhead, the three of you CONSTANTLY forming a path for the forum to develop. Now the shaft of the arrow is the forum itself. The other members of the forum are the feathers on the butt-end of the arrow, keeping it straight and true to it's goal.

For those of you who couldn't quite understand my thoughts, I personally uploaded an image to make them visual:

P.S. Mods, if this isn't in the right place, then by all means, move it to a more suitable location in the forum.

The Heart Room / Serious Thought
« on: May 12, 2007, 05:44:21 PM »
This is my personal opinion, but I've always thought that Cristina and her partner were screwed out of a win because of a mistake in scoring the "Attack Philadelphia" temple game. I may be wrong but I think that that last panel that Kirk said "No" to WAS in the right position, only upside-down. If there are any who can verify or disprove this, I'm willing to hear you out.

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