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« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2009, 08:57:51 PM »
Please if you seek amy! :mrgreen:


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« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2009, 10:04:54 PM »
Cerrado.
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« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2009, 10:09:10 PM »
Do you want sour cream on with your taco sir?
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« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2009, 01:06:59 PM »
I love going to Burger King. I just love having all of their large french fries in my mouth at once

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« Reply #49 on: August 02, 2009, 04:19:09 PM »
That girl likes to skin all her hot dogs before she eats them.


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« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2009, 08:38:18 PM »
A recent poll suggesting 69% of male and females kiss on a first date.
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« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2009, 12:14:36 AM »
*Bump*

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
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« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2009, 12:07:22 AM »
At the "end" of "posting" a lot of "spam" during "summer", my "avatar" has become quite small. :P


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« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2009, 12:23:22 AM »
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
At the "end" of "posting" a lot of "spam" during "summer", my "avatar" has become quite small. :P


Well everyone's avatar has gotten smaller. Mine is the biggest of all of yours. About a few cm bigger.
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« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2009, 12:27:34 AM »
Also, my avatar is purple due to my frequent comings on here.
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« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2009, 07:47:26 PM »
I promise I will sail my ship into your harbor every night and unload all my cargo into it. Then, we can see as the little investments we made blossom over the years.

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« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2009, 07:51:16 PM »
So recently I just went to the gym and lifted a 200 pound snatch if you know what I mean.
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« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2009, 08:02:30 PM »
I can lift 350, if you know what I mean...
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« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2009, 08:04:13 PM »
Well I'm from the boy scouts and I'm here to show that anyone can breed.
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« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2009, 09:30:56 PM »
I like my women like I like my steaks: beaten to a pulp and kept in the freezer.