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Offline The Mandarin Hand

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« on: June 26, 2006, 06:37:38 PM »
I figured this would be fun.  You can make a bunch of funny ones, but try to have at least one decent one.

GAG ARTIFACTS:
'The Used Condom of Bill Clinton'
'The Rejected Painting of Adolf Hitler'
'The Lost Cassette Tape of Richard Nixon'
'The Lindbergh Baby'

REAL ARTIFACTS:
'John Hancock's Quill Pen'
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2006, 06:47:08 PM »
LOL! Classic.
REAL
The lost cigar of Sigmund Freud
Dante's map of hell
The Masamune of Sir. Glenn (Chrono Trigger)
GAG
The lost FBI badge of Fox Mulder
The snow hat of Cartman The Annoying.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 12:25:35 AM »
The First Baseball of Abner Doubleday
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2006, 06:34:50 AM »
The 13 Star Flag of Betsy Ross
The Homerun Bat of Babe Ruth
The Battered Toga of Julius Caesar
The False-Wood Teeth of George Washington
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2006, 11:38:06 AM »
FAKE:
The Green Card of Elian Gonzalez

REAL:
Lewis and Clark's Missing Oar
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2006, 12:36:05 PM »
Michael Jordan's Basketball
Wayne Gretzy's (sp?) Hockey Stick
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2006, 12:52:46 PM »
The Lost Hat of Abraham Lincoln
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2006, 02:59:35 PM »
(For those of you Legend of Zelda fans out there [if any])

The Master Sword
The green tunic of the Kokiri
The Book of Mudora
Majora's Mask
The cane of Byrna (since it was never explained who she was, the Legend would be from my own fanfiction)

More to come latter
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2006, 03:01:49 PM »
Legend of Zelda fan right here!

The Lost Banana of Donkey Kong
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2006, 03:10:19 PM »
The Poisoned Mushroom of Mario
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2006, 03:11:16 PM »
Monty Python's flying circus. I'd like to see them carry that out.
lol.
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2006, 06:45:52 PM »
The Injection Needle of Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, etc. Just attach a name.
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2006, 04:19:03 PM »
The Last Lightning Bolt of Zeus
The Flying Shoes of Perseus
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2006, 05:07:43 PM »
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The Last Lightning Bolt of Zeus
The Flying Shoes of Perseus


Those are really good!

The First Blueprints of Henry Ford
The Maccaroni Feather of Yankee Doodle (well maybe not...)
The Enchanted Wing of Pegasus
The Wooden Cradle of Romulus & Remus
The Model Plane of the Wright Brothers
The Hair-Tye of Nadia Kominichi
The Space Helmet of Neil Armstrong
The Royal Septor of Isis
The Sketchbook Pencil of Walt Disney
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2006, 08:01:02 PM »
I was working on this for a long time. I think we should refer to this as the Lost Fourth Season of Legends.

The Tangled Thread of Theseus
The Golden Fleece of the Argonauts
The Unarmored Sandals of Achilles
The Warped Mirror of Archimedes
The Lava Singed Book of Pliny the Elder
The Dented Sheild of Sun Tzu
The Sunken Stones of Atlantis
The Burnt Robe of the Druids of Stonehenge
The Infamous Apples of Hesperides
The Lost Pages of The Book of the Dead
The Lion Skin of Heracles
The Magic Arrows of Orvar-Odd
The Good Luck Fortune of the Kiyomizu-dera
The Golden Fruit of King Midas
The Stone Tablet of Hammurabi
The Jeweled Diadem of Charlemagne
The Broken Chisels of the Pascuense
The Gunpowder Keg of Marco Polo
The Gold Staff of Mansa Musa
The Secret Tomes of The Knights Templar
The Spare Earring of Sinbad
The Wooden Mallet of Martin Luther
The Bloody Chalice of Vlad the Impaler
The Stolen Hat of Benjamin Hornigold
The Sooty Ascot of Lafayette
The Leather Leggings of Tecumseh
The Fractured Segment of The Rosetta Stone
The Blue Bandana of Calamity Jane
The Homemade Oar of Huckleberry Finn
The Walking Stick of John Muir
The Scratched Cylinder of Thomas Edison
The Southern Tiger Fork of Wong Fei Hung
The Lost Fedora of Robert Ripley
The Engine Fan of the Enola Gay
The Tattered Emblem of The Big Red One
The Surviving Blueprints of J Robert Oppenheimer
The Silk Sash of Elvis Presley
The Hand-Carved Bear Statue of Timothy Treadwell

P.S. This was attempted to be put in Chronological Order. Please excuse any anachronisms.
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