LoTHT Awards - All Time Edition: Best Silver Snakes Female Player

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for John and Tia from Golden Cricket Cage for the worst Silver Snakes team. Not only were they the worst Silver Snakes team, but they were quite possibly the worst team on the show!   They were a special kind of bad and their episode has no business being considered an episode of our favorite. Four rooms in 3 minutes? You guys were a waste of space.              

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, also voted for Cricket Cage. For same reasons.

[JCW555]

There is no temple run worse than Golden Cricket Cage of Khan, so no explanation needed.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, not even Snow Cone can beat it. I vow never to watch Cricket Cage ever again.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Should we just end this now and head on to the best Purple Parrot team? (And even then, Purple Parrot Pwnage is gonna win next)

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Probably a good idea. Since it's obvious Cricket Cage is gonna win this particular list.

Anyways, I think I'll end this now for TRJ, where it's universally agreed that Cricket Cage is the worst Silver Snake run, and hell worst run EVER. Up next is the best Purple Parrots temple run. Let me set up the poll.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Alright, everything is set up and now we can vote for the best Purple Parrots run. And I hope I set everything up right too.

I personally voted for Billy the Kid. I almost voted for Metal Beard, but I just liked Snakeskin Boots better. Kelly and Tony dominated every single round, and at long last scored their first win ever. I don't care how easy the run was, this team deserved to win.

[The Red Jaguars]

Thanks for updating the list. There is no way that Golden Cricket Cage wouldn't win any worst team list.   

And I voted for Billy the Kid too. Both Metal Beard and Billy the Kid are great, but Billy the Kid's performance was dominance all the way through. And not only did they dominate the pre-temple rounds, but they also won the temple run too. I didn't vote for Metal Beard on account that I thought that Tarrah and Chris were a better team than TJ and Randy. And since Freydis is not in the poll, is kind of hard to vote for Metal Beard. Billy the Kid wins it for Purple Parrot Pwnage.     

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Oh yeah, and I fixed the "Worst Temple Team" title in the OP. You had "Best Temple Team" put down twice.

[The Red Jaguars]

Good call. We certainly don't want to be calling John and Tia the best team.   

[PurpleParrot319]

Good call. We certainly don't want to be calling John and Tia the best team.    

Only you would call John and Tia the best.

The best at sucking, of course.

Oh yeah, Tony and Kelly get my vote too. Dominant team was dominant.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I'm honestly surprised Billy the Kid is getting near unanimous votes so far. I thought for sure everyone hated that run.

[The Red Jaguars]

Snakeskins Boots wins the best Purple Parrot team award. 

Next up is the worst Purple Parrot team award feature Oracle Bowl, Lost Lion Tail, and Henry Hudson. 

[The Red Jaguars]

This was kind of an easy vote for me. I voted for Claude and Marie from Lost Lion Tail for my vote. They were really the only poor team that day. They didn't deserve to go to the temple and Claude sucked ass in the temple. He had more than enough time to win, but he was way too clueless and slow to do anything. -_- While Jackie from Oracle Bowl sucked, her team was strong before the temple and Shane was a beast too. Henry Hudson doesn't belong in the same tier with these two teams. Lost Lion Tail gets my vote. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, Lost Lion Tail also gets my easy vote. They only got to the temple because the Silver Snakes dropped their sign in the third temple game. Only to have Claude go in there and screw everything up. At least the Oracle Bowl team was dominant pre temple, and the Henry Hudson team was just a filler choice. So thank you Claude for being a disgrace to the Purple Parrots.