LoTHT Awards - All Time Edition: Best Silver Snakes Female Player

[The Red Jaguars]

This was a tough choice for me. Between Map to the Lost Gold Mine and Annie Taylor, both of these teams deserve this award. In the end, I went with Jennifer and Damian. They were a dominating team all day and their temple win was a strong team effort. Both players were fast, and Jennifer was the star of this run.  Annie Taylor was great too. The only reason I didn't vote for them because they weren't as strong as Jennifer and Damian were. They were a great team, but Lost Gold Mine barely edges them out.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Honestly, I voted for Annie Taylor. They to me, were the best Blue Barracuda team, if not best team EVER period. John and Missy deserve to win more because Missy's temple run was just so exciting and so emotional too.

Don't take this the wrong way TRJ, but as amazing as Jennifer and Damian were, John and Missy were stronger to me. Sorry, I hope you understand.

[The Red Jaguars]

I am actually not disappointed or surprise to see someone vote for Annie Taylor. I honestly would not have a problem if Annie Taylor won this one at all. This was a close choice between both teams. So close that we have a tie right now. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, now somebody needs to swoop in here and break the tie. Though I wouldn't be mad if both runs win.

[JCW555]

Oh God, this is difficult. I love both of these episodes, and both of them I have fond memories of. I'm going to go with Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor, due to how enthusiastic Missy and John were (so much so that John GROPED Missy ). Plus they had to deal with a central temple room artifact location, and I think we all know how notoriously difficult those were. Now don't get me wrong, I love John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine (jeez, that's a mouthful ), and Jennifer fell at the temple gates (that had to hurt ), but it just isn't as memorable IMO, if that makes any semblance of sense.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I had a feeling Lucky Pillow would pull through and take the slight lead.

[The Red Jaguars]

As close as this poll turned out, I think we can declare Missy and John from Annie Taylor as the winners. 

Next up is the worst Blue Barracuda team starring Lucky Pig, Silk Sash, and Mysterious Manuscript. 

[The Red Jaguars]

Wow, all three of these teams equally sucked.  We had a ridiculously slow and stupid frontrunner girl (Lucky Pig), a team that had no sense of direction in the temple (Silk Sash), and a Monster Monkey (Mysterious Manuscript). In the end though, I had to vote for Lucky Pig. This vote was all thanks to Kristen, a girl who did nothing in her episode all day and sucked major ass in the temple. She couldn't do anything right in the temple. She could not climb, she could not assemble the Silver Monkey, she could not move faster than a slug, and she could not even figure out the Dungeon. THE DUNGEON! -________________________________________________- Poor Scott really should've demanded for a second chance.

I really wanted to vote for Silk Sash too since this team did not deserve to get past the moat in the first place, but they were superstars compared to Kristen. Mysterious Manuscript's team was not too bad before the temple run. Lucky Pig gets this one with Silk Sash in a close second. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

LOL at your -_____________- smiley TRJ.

And I voted for Kate and Larry from Mysterious Manuscript. At least in Lucky Pig Scott was a good player, at least pre temple rounds. But in Manuscript, both Kate and Larry sucked. Plus, Larry couldn't assemble the monkey for shit. I might change my vote though.

[The Red Jaguars]

This is one vote I can see go for any of those teams. I wouldn't mind if any of them won because they all failed in some way or another. The Monster Monkey was really embarrassing too. It will be interesting to see how this one turns out. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

It could be another shut out, you never know. I have a feeling Lucky Pig might win this one.

[The Red Jaguars]

Yeah, that is the one I am leaning towards. Although I really want to vote for Silk Sash because those two deserved to go home with tuna and they barely beat a pathetic Green Monkeys team. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Now that I think of it, I'm gonna change my vote to Lucky Pig. It was what I was originally gonna vote for, so I'm changing my vote. How on earth did Kristen make it passed try outs? She was the reason this team barely scraped by each round.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

How on Earth, indeed.

[The Red Jaguars]

We can thank Season 1 for having very low standards for these contestants. Hell, they probably didn't even have try-outs or preliminaries if crap like Kristen, Lisa, Sabrina, Kim, Justin, Jackie, and the Golden Cricket Cage duo could make it to the temple. No way would any of these losers makes it to the moat in later seasons.