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Re: The Hilarious Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!
« Reply #90 on: April 20, 2012, 11:40:37 PM »
I overheard this one from two random people playing Gameboy.

"Okay, just take it out, blow on it, then put it back in."
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That reminds me of this one about an SP I heard in high school:

"You've got to put that thing in first if you wanna play."

Hilarity ensued.


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Re: The Hilarious Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!
« Reply #91 on: August 21, 2012, 02:47:42 AM »
I said this one while talking on the phone, to my sister of all people:

I thought I had lost my pickle there. (Dill pickle that I was cutting slices for a chicken patty sandwich)


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Re: The Hilarious Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!
« Reply #92 on: August 26, 2012, 01:11:15 AM »
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