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Title: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 18, 2014, 11:45:40 PM
This topic is more of a joke topic and not to be taken seriously. I hope I am posting it in the right forum. ;) So what do you think a Legends fan should know about the show? Maybe it is lingo that we commonly use that they might not be familiar with. Or it could a popular opinion that resonates among the fanbase. I will start off:

- Pulling a "Harriet Tubman" - This means a player should never take a different path from their partner with less than two Pendants.
-  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll: : An alternate name for "Robin Hood and Marian's Ladder".
- Triple capture - It means the team ran into all three temple guards.

Feel free to add more.  ;)
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 18, 2014, 11:46:46 PM
The Mask of Shaka Zulu is the best win ever. :mrred: :mrred: :mrred: :mrred: :mrred: :mrred: :mrred: :mrred:

Beat that. :P
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: GreenMonkeys#1 on July 18, 2014, 11:48:38 PM
John & Tia-The Silver Snake nightmare team that really laid an egg in the Temple.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 18, 2014, 11:49:22 PM
Mitchell planned his strategy by using the damn treasure chest. :roll:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 18, 2014, 11:50:08 PM
Yes, they need to know that because when a win is fast, it automatically makes it better than any other win.  :mrred:

More:
- Pulling an "Anne Bonny" or "Ron": The player takes the central shaft out of the temple, which is the worst route possible.
- Direct path: A diss that is used for anytime a player even thinks of going in the same direction as the artifact.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: GreenMonkeys#1 on July 18, 2014, 11:50:40 PM
Monster Monkey-Larry's "creative" monkey assembly. 
Fumble Monkey-Kelly dropping the Belly of the Silver Monkey.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 18, 2014, 11:52:49 PM
Also, Ron is a cheater for crossing the moat the wrong, yet he blows his whole load in the temple run. :afro:

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44888712.jpg)
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 18, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
I was just about to mention Monster Monkey. :lol:

- AMBASSADOR AMBASSADOR! - Peter and Michelle's tiebreaker fail in "Electrified Key"
- Blackbeard's Treasure Map is NOT the first episode produced.
- The Dungeon guard in Kamehameha was fair.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: GreenMonkeys#1 on July 18, 2014, 11:55:19 PM
Snow Cone-An episode where the producers took out of their ass just so they can get to 120. The episode went horrible. Stupid Legend, shitty run.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 18, 2014, 11:55:58 PM
Also, Ron is a cheater for crossing the moat the wrong, yet he blows his whole load in the temple run. :afro:

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44888712.jpg)

Same thing can be said about Jason from Smashed Printing Plate cheating in the temple games and then sucking in the temple.  :mrred:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 18, 2014, 11:56:11 PM
The Broken Wing of Icarus - Jason deserved the second prize.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 18, 2014, 11:57:55 PM
- Mummifed Hand: Maggie did NOT purposefully drop her Pendant of Life.
- Jeremy was NOT responsible for the door shutting during the War Fan run.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: GreenMonkeys#1 on July 18, 2014, 11:58:17 PM
Comeback Kids-A term Kirk uses meaning that you scraped by the entire episode. Examples include Silver Horseshoe, War Fan, & Enormous Feather.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 18, 2014, 11:58:42 PM
- Mummifed Hand: Maggie did NOT purposefully drop her Pendant of Life.
Same with Ty. ;) And PS, Jennifer did NOT throw it back to him. :P
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:00:10 AM
Comeback Kids-A term Kirk uses meaning that you scraped by the entire episode. Examples include Silver Horseshoe, War Fan, & Enormous Feather.

And Alhambra, Xerxes, and Bifocal Monocle. ;)
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:01:10 AM
Umm, hello?

- Mummifed Hand: Maggie did NOT purposefully drop her Pendant of Life.
Same with Ty. ;) And PS, Jennifer did NOT throw it back to him. :P
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:02:24 AM
Oh right, another one:

The Lost Tail team - The only Purple Parrot team that should NOT have gone to the temple.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:02:57 AM
- Jennifer from Madame Tussaud is not on the same level as Dana and Lauren from William Tell. Jennifer actually makes progress with her little time in the temple. She has every right to shout at her partner for being a moron.
- John Sutter and Galileo are not bad runs just because they were taped early on in the show.

And yes, Ty did not purposefully throw away his Pendant of Life. Despite what Youtube thinks. :P
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:04:09 AM
Shem and Ashley - Climbing ladders since 1994.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:06:49 AM
Shem and Ashley - Climbing ladders since 1994.

Ryan and Dawn - Taking a direct path by clearing rubble in the Pit since 1995.  :mrblue:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:08:53 AM
Shem and Ashley - Climbing ladders since 1994.

Ryan and Dawn - Taking a direct path by clearing rubble in the Pit since 1995.  :mrblue:
Kirk Fogg - Sucking at his hosting job since 1993. :mrsilver:

That was the best Season 1 themed one I could think of. :lol:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:09:15 AM
- Aqila from Golden Pepperoni is NOT the worst temple runner just because she passed up the Pepperoni. Likewise, Golden Pepperoni is not the worst temple run either just because the ending was a little disappointing.
- Useless Map is not the worst temple run either because it had a bad outcome.
- Golden Cricket Cage will always be the worst temple run ever. No, you can not top this run either so don't waste your time finding ways to make it look better.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:10:03 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:11:08 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.

- Leah: If that is your name, you will always take a direct path.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:12:15 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.

- Leah: If that is your name, you will always take a direct path.
Leah from Belle Boyd took a direct path?

Robbie/Robert: If this is your name variation, you will be extremely fast for all of 30 seconds you're in the temple.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:14:01 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.

- Leah: If that is your name, you will always take a direct path.
Leah from Belle Boyd took a direct path?

Robbie/Robert: If this is your name variation, you will be extremely fast for all of 30 seconds you're in the temple.

According to outer space.  :mrgreen:

Also, if you see a user named kamehameha on this forum or on the internet, he is definitely the same Robbie from "Kamehameha".  :mrsilver:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:15:44 AM
- Sir Gawain: The one episode that everyone has seen a million bazillion times.
- Kristen and Scott and Jim and Kristen are two different teams.
- Cracked Crown's moat is not amazing.
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:15:56 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.

- Leah: If that is your name, you will always take a direct path.
Leah from Belle Boyd took a direct path?

Robbie/Robert: If this is your name variation, you will be extremely fast for all of 30 seconds you're in the temple.

According to outer space.  :mrgreen:

Also, if you see a user named kamehameha on this forum or on the internet, he is definitely the same Robbie from "Kamehameha".  :mrsilver:
And, he has a MAJOR obsession with BENZIBAB!!!! :mrsilver:

Oh yeah, and he couldn't find his half pendant either. :mrsilver:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:17:56 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.

- Leah: If that is your name, you will always take a direct path.
Leah from Belle Boyd took a direct path?

Robbie/Robert: If this is your name variation, you will be extremely fast for all of 30 seconds you're in the temple.

According to outer space.  :mrgreen:

Also, if you see a user named kamehameha on this forum or on the internet, he is definitely the same Robbie from "Kamehameha".  :mrsilver:
And, he has a MAJOR obsession with BENZIBAB!!!! :mrsilver:

Oh yeah, and he couldn't find his half pendant either. :mrsilver:

The Great Linguine, Needmore Rupees, and Wing Ding are real life figures just because they are featured in a story for a kids game show.  :mrblue:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 12:21:03 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.

- Leah: If that is your name, you will always take a direct path.
Leah from Belle Boyd took a direct path?

Robbie/Robert: If this is your name variation, you will be extremely fast for all of 30 seconds you're in the temple.

According to outer space.  :mrgreen:

Also, if you see a user named kamehameha on this forum or on the internet, he is definitely the same Robbie from "Kamehameha".  :mrsilver:
And, he has a MAJOR obsession with BENZIBAB!!!! :mrsilver:

Oh yeah, and he couldn't find his half pendant either. :mrsilver:

The Great Linguine, Needmore Rupees, and Wing Ding are real life figures just because they are featured in a story for a kids game show.  :mrblue:
And don't expect their websites to be translated in English either. :mrorange:

If you retrieve a huge helmet out of the temple, and encounter no guards, don't expect Kirk or your partner to take it off your hands. :mrorange:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: The Red Jaguars on July 19, 2014, 12:22:31 AM
Kim - If this is your name, and you try out for the show, you automatically suck.

- Leah: If that is your name, you will always take a direct path.
Leah from Belle Boyd took a direct path?

Robbie/Robert: If this is your name variation, you will be extremely fast for all of 30 seconds you're in the temple.

According to outer space.  :mrgreen:

Also, if you see a user named kamehameha on this forum or on the internet, he is definitely the same Robbie from "Kamehameha".  :mrsilver:
And, he has a MAJOR obsession with BENZIBAB!!!! :mrsilver:

Oh yeah, and he couldn't find his half pendant either. :mrsilver:

The Great Linguine, Needmore Rupees, and Wing Ding are real life figures just because they are featured in a story for a kids game show.  :mrblue:
And don't expect their websites to be translated in English either. :mrorange:

If you retrieve a huge helmet out of the temple, and encounter no guards, don't expect Kirk or your partner to take it off your hands. :mrorange:

When a young teenage kid runs through the temple for almost three minutes, make sure your bombard them with questions before letting them take a breather.  :mrsilver:
Title: Re: Everything a Legends fan needs to know about the show
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on July 19, 2014, 01:24:18 AM
If the best temple runner ever wins the grand prize in the quickest time, make a big deal out of Puerrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiico and their glider. And they can take the glider with them to Puerto Rico. :mrred: