WHERE IN TIME IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?: Season 1, Episode 2
As the camera fades in from black, we see a picture of a rotating globe with a red outline around it. The two halves of a red letter ‘V’ come together in the middle of the globe, before the logo sparks with electricity and shatters into pieces. We now see a large chair behind a computer in a dark room, where a woman in a red trench coat and fedora sits.
“Curses!” she exclaims. “Those stupid ACME Time Pilots are always on my tail! It seems like everywhere I go, they’re always one second ahead of me!”
With this, the woman turns around in her chair, revealing all of her face except her eyes to the viewers. “Hmm…that gives me an idea. Soon, the history of telling time will be altered forever, and I’ll be free to reign supreme all throughout history! Paging Dr. Belljar!”
Just then, a green hologram from in front of Carmen fades away, and a man in a white lab coat with numerous robotic parts all over his body materializes before her.
“Dr. Belljar, ready t-t-to assist you, Carmen,” Belljar stammers.
“I’m sending you through the time portal to ancient Egypt in the year 1500 BC,” Carmen instructs. “There’s something very special I want you to steal.”
“Good…thievery happens to be my favorite thing! Aside from a good t-t-t-tune-up,” the doctor replies.
“Good,” says Carmen. “Bring it back to me in this Cybersphere when you have it. Now get going!”
Carmen presses three buttons on her computer, and we then see Dr. Belljar inside the time portal, where he disappears a few seconds later.
The camera now cuts to the inside of an office with a map in the background. An African-American lady sits behind a desk as she turns to the camera, an intense look on her face.
“Time Pilots, Dr. Belljar just stole something from the past. You’ve got…28 minutes to get it back, or history will change forever! Initiate Chronoskimmer launch sequence! Boot up the ChronoComputer!”
The camera cuts to a group of men and women in a small room, surrounded by futuristic-looking equipment. A woman seated at a large computer flips a switch, and lights light up all over the room.
“Power up the engines!”
Two men turn a large wheel, generating what looks like steam in the room.
“Now get going!”
The intro music plays, where we see a montage of clips from throughout the first season. The title then appears onscreen, and the Chief’s voice is heard after it disappears. “And here’s the Time Pilot Squadron Leader, Kevin Shinick!”
We see a shot of Kevin staring hypnotically at a lava lamp in his room.
“Kevin? KEVIN!!”
Kevin is snapped out of his daze and jumps up. “Alright, Chief, alright!” he mutters as he darts out of his room and soon enters the playing area through a round door to the viewers’ right.
“Hey, welcome aboard!” he says to the viewers. “I want you to hang on tight, because we’ve got a very big mission, but very little time! So let’s get started by meeting today’s Time Pilots!
Starting with: William Silverstein!” A tall boy with bushy brown hair steps through a door at stage-left and high-fives Kevin. “Hey, William, how ya’ doin’, buddy?
“And Lena Holman!” A short girl with long brown hair and brown eyes enters and high-fives Kevin. “Lena, nice to have you on the mission!
“And James Foster!” A tall boy with short black hair and glasses enters the set and high-fives Kevin. “James, nice to see you!"
The Time Pilots all take their place behind their podium, and Kevin begins. “Alright, Pilots, we depend on Fact Fuel to power our time machine, the Chronoskimmer, and you guys will be generating that Fuel with your answers. To start off, we’ll equip each of you with 50 Power Points.” The scoreboard on each Pilot’s podium lights up with a big numeral ‘50’.
“Let’s check in with the Engine Crew, shall we?” Kevin presses a button on the computer, and we see the Engine Crew, who do ‘the wave’ before pointing to the camera and smiling. Kevin presses the button again, and the view of the Engine Crew disappears.
“Couldn’t do a thing without ‘em. Alright, now let’s begin our pursuit of Dr. Belljar. Chief, what’s our mission profile?”
The camera cuts to the Chief in her office. She is standing in front of a map of the world.
“Squadron, your time target is around 1500 BC. Destination: Egypt.”
The Chief now walks to her desk and sits down, continuing to speak. “During that time, people’s methods of telling time were very primitive, at best. The only way that they could figure out how early or late it was, was by looking at the sun in the sky.”
The chief pulls out a small rectangular object and inserts it into a slot on her desk. A few seconds later, a picture of a tall, prism-like structure pops up.
“The ancient Egyptians had been using tall structures called obelisks to tell time for about 2,000 years, measuring the length of their shadows on the ground to figure out how much daylight was left. Then, someone had the bright idea of making smaller versions of these tall time-trackers. Just like the tall obelisks, they would use raised rods to cast a shadow on a flat surface—only this time, they placed the rod on a circle. By measuring how the shadow rotated around the circle, people could reliably measure the hours of daylight for the first time.”
The Chief’s look now turns to one of disdain. “Or so history told us till now. When Dr. Belljar went back in time and swiped the timepieces!”
“Thanks, Chief,” says Kevin after the camera cuts back to him. “Alright, Time Pilots, for 10 Power Points, what did Dr. Belljar steal? Was it: the first hourglasses, the first wristwatches, or the first sundials? Remembering the clues we just heard: invented in ancient Egypt in 1500 BC, derived from tall buildings called obelisks, and used raised rods which cast shadows to tell time. Lock in your answers as soon as you can, there.”
All three Time Pilots lock in their answers within a few seconds of one another.
“Alright, William, what did you say?”
“I said the first sundials.”
“And Lena, what did you say?”
“The first sundial.”
“And James, how about you?”
“The first sundial…”
“Well, the correct answer is the first sundials! Ten points for everybody! Yep, sundials were one of the very first reliable methods of telling time known to history. They could be built in any size, and were among the first portable timepieces. And now that we know what Dr. Belljar stole, we wanna get it back, right? And if one of you guys can restore the loot and capture Carmen Sandiego, you’ll win a new Toshiba laptop computer, and a $250 savings bond! So what are we waiting for? Engine Crew!” Kevin presses a button on the computer. “Let’s warp to the time of the crime!”
The camera cuts to a shot of the Chronoskimmer flying through space-time, and soon, the computer displays the year “700 BC” on the screen.
“Well, Pilots, we’ve successfully landed in 1500 BC. So far, things look like—”
Suddenly, an alarm blares, and a red gauge near the exit door blinks bright red.
“What—uh-oh. That warp severely drained our Fact Fuel. We need to refuel with a Data Boost!” These words appear on the screen.
“Alright, Time Pilots, I’ll give you the name of a famous person. Your job is to buzz in and tell me whether that person is a real person, or a fictional character. If you’re right, you get five Power Points; if you’re wrong, you lose five. Remember: real person, or fictional character. Alright? Here we go: Socrates.”
Lena rings in. “Real person?”
“Yes, real person! The ancient Greek philosopher was born in 469 BC. Sherlock Holmes.”
William rings in. “Fictional?”
“Yes, fictional is correct! The famed detective was created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in 1887. How about: Blackbeard?”
William rings in again. “Real?”
“Yes, he was real. How about: Robert E. Lee?”
James rings in. “Real person?”
“Yes, real person! Noted Confederate general in the Civil War. Finally: Tarzan.”
Lena rings in. “Fictional character.”
“Yes, fictional character. Very nice job, guys—you’ve replenished our Fact Fuel. And now, we’re ready for time travel again! Now, our next clue comes from—”
Suddenly, a faint beeping can be heard.
“Wait a minute…hey, our probes are picking up some activity! It’s Dr. Belljar reporting back to Carmen! Let’s listen in! Watch the screen…”
Kevin presses a button on the computer, and soon, Dr. Belljar appears on the monitor.
“C-C-Carmen, these sundials are so bulky and primitive! Next time, I’d much prefer to steal something much more tec-technologically sound! I’ve stashed the sundials in a Scandinavian country during the reign of King Louis XIV of France. Around this time, gear clocks are considered unreliable, and d-d-don’t keep very good time. Then, astronomer Christian Huygens gets the idea to fasten a pendulum to the clocks g-g-gears. As it swings back and forth, the gears turn much more smoothly, and the clock keeps much better time. The science of pendulums has been known for decades: Galileo had even come up with a prototype for a clock that ran on a pendulum about nineteen years ago, but this is the first t-t-t-time one has been successfully built. Pendulum clocks will be the most accurate form of telling time until the 1930s! Hmm…perhaps I should switch from digital time to pendulum power. Perhaps then I wouldn’t be so g-g-g-glitchy! Ha-ha!” With that, Dr. Belljar disappears from the screen.
Kevin presses a button on the computer as he turns back to the Time Pilots. “I think he needs a tune-up or something, what do you guys think? Alright, Time Pilots, you heard the clues—tell me the country and year where Dr. Belljar took the sundials. Is it: England, 1450, Norway, 1557, or Denmark, 1656? Remember the clues: Christian Huygens first invents the pendulum clock, Galileo publishes work on pendulums several decades before, and during the reign of France’s King Louis XIV. Lock in your answers as soon as you can there…alright, William, what did you say?”
“I said Norway, 1557.”
“And Lena, what did you say?”
“I said Denmark in, um…1656.”
“Alright, and James?”
“Denmark, 1656.”
“Well, the correct answer is Denmark, 1656! Ten points for Lena and James. You know, Pilots, since sundials were useless on cloudy days, we built clocks with gears to tell us time anywhere we went. And by attaching a swinging pendulum to the gears, telling time became even more accurate. But that may never happen if we don’t get those sundials back! Bridge to Engine Crew!” Kevin presses a button on the computer. “Let’s warp to 1656!”
The Engine Crew begins firing up the engine, and the camera cuts to a shot of the Chronoskimmer flying through time-space. Soon, though, several blasts of electricity hit the Chronoskimmer, and the camera shows Dr. Belljar producing the lightning out of his fingers. He smiles as he looks at the camera. “Catch me if you c-c-can, Time Pilots!” he stammers before disappearing.
As the camera cuts back to the game stage, a loud alarm is blaring, and a red light flashing “danger” is seen on the wall next to Kevin as he lurches and staggers around like the Chronoskimmer is veering out of control.
“Time Pilots, we made it to our destination, but Dr. Belljar just did something to the Chronoskimmer!! It’s time for another Data Boost!!” The words appear on the screen as the alarm stops, and things calm down on the set.
“Alright, Pilots, I’ll give you a fact about time or clocks. Your job: buzz in and tell me whether that statement is true or false. If you’re right, you’ll get five Power Points; if you’re wrong, you lose five. Remember, true or false. Here we go: the first non-sundial clocks were powered by water.”
James rings in. “False?”
“No, believe it or not, it’s true! Water clocks were first used around 4000 BC in China, and they told time by measuring how much water dripped from one container to another… The first cuckoo clocks used real cuckoos.”
Lena rings in. “False?”
“Yes, I would hope that’s false. Nice job. How about: Great Britain had a tax placed on clocks in 1797.”
William rings in. “True?”
“Correct, it is true! Clocks were considered luxuries at that time, and some clockmakers went out of business because people stopped buying clocks…interesting, huh? How about: there are about ten million seconds in a calendar year.”
William rings in. “True?”
“No, sorry, that’s false. There are about 31 and a half million seconds in a year—lot more than ten million. Finally: all the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are set to 4:20.”
After a few seconds, Lena rings in. “True?”
“Correct, it is true…although we’re not really sure why. Nice job, guys—you’ve reenergized our Chronoskimmer, and we’re ready to go again!”