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The Dark Forest / Alanis Morissette and Her Humps
« on: April 04, 2007, 12:29:42 PM »

The Jesters' Court / omfg
« on: March 31, 2007, 12:27:14 PM »
this is so fucked up now

The Dark Forest / A Memory
« on: March 07, 2007, 12:55:30 PM »
Wow... this forum is a huge part of my life. After going up from rank to rank, I'll finally be past the "teams" rank & up to a Silver Monkey rank!

I would like to thank everyone here for encouraging me to post as much as I do now!



The Dark Forest / Top Web Sites?
« on: February 19, 2007, 11:25:08 AM »

Those are basically my most used websites.

The Dark Forest / Carveyfan's Back!
« on: February 12, 2007, 12:23:48 PM »

The Moat / Invalid Session. Please resubmit the form.
« on: February 07, 2007, 03:34:58 PM »
I've been getting a lot of "Invalid Session. Please resubmit the form." messages a lot lately, & it makes me have to try to repost up to 10 times! Am I the only one? Is there a fix for this?

The Heart Room / Steps of Knowledge [Season 2]
« on: January 14, 2007, 05:05:55 AM »
You should know how this works. It's just like a regular Steps of Knowledge, but this is all season 2 trivia! I need four lucky Legends lovers (alliteraion <3) to take part in this game. I, Olmec, will be your... Olmec, I guess.


Copy/paste that list & fill in your name if you're interested! If you can't get in to this season, just wait for season 3!

The Dark Forest / Where Have Mstrgmr & Carveyfan Gone?
« on: January 14, 2007, 05:03:09 AM »
:cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry: I miss them

The Dark Forest / HAPPY NEW YEAR!
« on: December 31, 2006, 07:01:34 PM »
What's your resolutions?

The Dark Forest / MERRY CHRISTMAS!
« on: December 24, 2006, 07:00:00 PM »
Merry Christmas, fellow Phantom's Templers!

The Pit / "Legends of the Hidden Temple" Comedy Sket
« on: December 19, 2006, 11:22:31 AM »

The Heart Room / The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
« on: November 22, 2006, 01:48:47 PM »
I'm doing a project on Boudica (another translation of Boadicea), so could somebody possibly upload the Legend?

The Pit / Awesome Start Request
« on: October 22, 2006, 10:34:28 AM »

My cousin showed me (she made one for her favorite TV show, The Pretender). It's kind a central hub, & you can put the links at the bottom for important sites, like Phantom's Temple, The King's Storeroom, The Shrine of the Silver Monkey, etc. It makes a good homepage, & you can check email easily (though that's kinda irrevelant).

So I encourage you guys to request for a Legends of the Hidden Temple page =)

(move this if necessary, seems like the best place to put this, though)

The Treasure Room / Cupid's Love Quiver
« on: September 30, 2006, 11:16:44 AM »
This is the first season 5 episode. I'm not completely done yet, but I'll post the first part (Moat & Steps).

Episode 13: Cupid?s Love Quiver

*the camera zooms in on an ancient lush jungle, the palms are moving away as an elephant is heard*

*all the palms are gone, showing Olmec*

Olmec: Legends of the Hidden Temple. With your guide? Kirk Fogg!

*Kirk is shown slidding down a zipline & jumping off into the usual area*

Kirk: Thank you everyone. Thank you Olmec. Welcome to Legends of the Hidden Temple. The rooms are The rooms are filled with lost treasures protected by mysterious Mayan temple guards. Only Olmec knows the legend behind each of the treasures in his temple. Which one are we going to hear about today?

Olmec: Cupid?s Love Quiver.

Kirk: Cupid?s Love Quiver! Well, one of these six teams will have the chance to retrieve the Flower. Will it be *camera zooms into each team as they cheer & the usual* The Red Jaguars? The Blue Barracudas? The Green Monkeys? The Orange Iguanas? The Purple Parrots? Or the Silver Snakes? They?re going to have to pass some tough mental and physical tests, and in the end, only one team will have the right to enter Olmec?s temple, but first they have to cross the moat, and Olmec will tell us how they?ll have to do it today.

Olmec: Each team will have a set of monkey bars going across the moat above them. On go, the first player will make it across the monkey bars to the other side. If they fall before they get to the other side, they will have to go back. When they make it across, they'll throw an inner-tube (attached to a rope tied to the pole) to their partner. If the tube is close enough, the partner will jump in it & the first player will pull the rope so the tube & player can get across. When the second player gets across, they will run over & hit the gong.*Kirk bangs the Silver Snakes? gong*. The first four teams to hit their gong will go on to the next round.

Kirk: Alright, teams are you ready?!

*the teams cheer*

Kirk: Olmec, are you ready?!

Olmec: Oh yeah!

Kirk: On your marks? get set? GO!!!!!

*all 6 girls are even across the monkey bars, none falling*

*they get to the edge & toss the inner tubes, only the Silver Snakes miss*

*Blue Barracudas & Purple Parrots get in their tubes first & get pulled across*

*Red Jaguars are about half way across when Blue Barracudas bang their gong first & Purple Parrots second*

*Red Jaguars bang their gong third when Green Monkeys & Orange Iguanas get in their tubes*

*both are even, but Green Monkeys start paddling while being pulled, so they get ahead & bang their gong fourth*

Kirk: Whoa! That was a good one! Going onto the Steps of Knowledge are the Purple Parrots! & the Green Monkeys! & the Blue Barracudas! & the Red Jaguars! Orange Iguanas & Silver Snakes put up a great effort, but just came up a tad too short. They still get a prize! *Olmec explains prize*

*the camera changes to the four dry teams on the top of the Steps of Knowledge*

Kirk: As the quest continues, it?s now time for Olmec to tell us about Cupid?s Love Quiver. Bur before we get started, pay attention, because your knowledge of the legend can bring you a step closer to Olmec?s Temple.

Olmec: The Roman goddess of beauty is Venus. She was thought to be the prettiest of all goddesses, but she was jealous of one mortal girl: Psyche. Psyche was the prettiest of all the land, and Venus was not okay with that. She called her son Cupid.

Venus: CUPID!

Cupid: Yes mommy?

Venus: Would you do your beloved mommy a favor.

Cupid: Can I get a raise on my allowance?

Venus: Deal with that later. Look, you have to go strike Psyche with a golden love arrow, so she will fall in love with the ugliest man.

Cupid: Hand over the cash, please.

Olmec: Cupid did just as was ordered, but as he set his eye on Psyche, he accidentally pricked himself with the arrow, thus falling in love with Psyche. They were sent to a cave and made love. But because the cave was so dim, Psyche never knew it was Cupid. When Psyche went back with her elder sisters, they seemed angry.

Elder Sister 1: Sneak into his bed at night & light the lamp.

Elder Sister II: Do it.

Olmec: & Psyche, now pregnant, went into Cupid?s bedroom & lit the nearby lamp, but some wax fell on his body, waking him up. When his first instinct was to look for his quiver, holding his arrows, he found out it was lost. He left it in the cave where he made love, and it has made it?s way to the Temple! Your quest is to find Cupid?s Love Quiver and bring it back here!

Kirk: Thank you Olmec, but can you tell us where Cupid?s Love Quiver is?

Olmec: Cupid?s Love Quiver can be found in the Latin Linguist!

Kirk: OK. Teams: you are standing on the Steps of Knowledge. In a minute, Olmec will ask you a question about today?s legend. If you think you know the answer, stomp down on the ancient marking in front of you. Go ahead, stomp on it!

*Green Monkeys hit the step*

Kirk: OK, Green Monkeys, since you rang in first, you would be able to answer. If you?re right, you?ll move down to the next level. If you?re wrong or run out of time, I?m going to give the other teams a chance to answer. The first two teams to make it to the bottom level *Kirk runs down there* will be one step closer to Olmec?s Temple. Olmec, we are now ready for the first question.

Olmec: Is Cupid the son of: Venus, Juno, or Ceres?

*Blue Barracudas bang in*

Blue Barracudas: Venus!

Olmec: That is correct.

*Blue Barracudas move down a step*

Olmec: Is Venus the goddess of: love, harvest, or beauty?

*Blue Barracudas bang in*

Blue Barracudas: BEAUTY!

Olmec: You got it, kids!

*Blue Barracudas move down a step*

Kirk: One more question & Blue Barracudas move onto the Temple Games.

Olmec: Was Venus jealous of: Diana, Psyche, or Minerva?

*Blue Barracudas bang in*

Blue Barracudas: Psyche!

Olmec: That is correct!

*Blue Barracudas move down to the bottom step*

Kirk: One more team can join the Blue Barracudas, & it?s anybodies game.

Olmec: Who did Cupid prick with the golden arrow: Psyche, Venus, or himself?

*Green Monkeys bang in*

Green Monkeys: Himself!

Olmec: That is correct.

*Green Monkeys move down a step*

Olmec: Is the god of all gods in Roman mythology: Neptune, Jupiter, or Pluto?

*Purple Parrots bang in*

Purple Parrots: Jupiter!

Olmec: That is correct!

*Purple Parrots move down a step*

Olmec: Is Jupiter?s wife: Diana, Venus, or Juno?

*Red Jaguars bang in*

Red Jaguars: Diana?

Olmec: Incorrect!

*Green Monkeys bang in*

Green Monkeys: Juno!

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk: Green Monkeys need one more correct answer, but the Purple Parrots & Red Jaguars are still in this.

Olmec: Did Cupid & Psyche: make love in a tavern, make love in a cave, or make love in a bed?

Purple Parrots: Cave! Make love in a cave!

Olmec: That is correct.

*Purple Parrots move down a step*

Kirk: Purple Parrots also need one more correct answer.

Olmec: Did Psyche wake Cupid up by: dripping wax on him, sneezing, or trip over Cupid?s quiver?

*Purple Parrots bang in*

Purple Parrots: Dripping wax on Cupid!

Olmec: That is correct!

*Purple Parrots move to the bottom step*

Kirk: Wow, that was close! Come on down here Red Jaguars, right by the Green Monkeys! These teams were smart, but they just couldn?t get through. Here?s what they win.

*Olmec explains prize*

Kirk: *only Blue Barracudas & Purple Parrots are present* These two teams will be going head to head in the Temple Games, to fight to enter Olmec?s Temple, right after this!

*commercial break*

« on: September 29, 2006, 11:56:45 AM »
It's his special day!!!!!

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