Phantom's Temple

The Swamp => The Jesters' Court => Topic started by: Notundercovercop327 on June 26, 2007, 06:30:56 AM

Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on June 26, 2007, 06:30:56 AM
Here is a topic where one can post quotes from legends that some might confuse for sexual, quotes like
"I hope this team goes all the way" and
"Make sure you turn the head around"
No rules other than has to be a qoute and it has to come from either olmec, kirk, or the announcer.
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Silver Monkey on June 27, 2007, 03:59:28 PM
"Hug an Idol"
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 08, 2007, 08:31:51 PM
"You've gotta Jam the Head"
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Piranesi on July 09, 2007, 08:11:58 AM
"Gonna have to take another route!"
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: nicklegends on July 09, 2007, 09:01:45 AM
"Push it harder." (Kirk telling a contestant to break down the stone wall.)
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on July 09, 2007, 02:06:22 PM
"Joel said he could handle it."
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Geektastic on July 10, 2007, 01:27:08 PM
"You really gotta ram it hard!"  Referring to breaking down the wall.  Always a favorite.
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 14, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Didn't Kirk once say something like "They went all the way!" after a team won the temple run?
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: PAK Man on August 17, 2007, 09:17:40 PM
Quote from: ""The_Enforcer""
Didn't Kirk once say something like "They went all the way!" after a team won the temple run?


I'm pretty sure he did, but I can't think of a specific episode.

"You might open the treasure chest, and climb down through it."
(Yeah, that's bad.)
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: A Blue Baracuda on August 27, 2007, 06:12:18 AM
On the horse shoe:

"THATS RIGHT! JAM THAT MONKEY HEAD!"
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Mandarin Hand on August 28, 2007, 01:18:30 PM
"You don't want to shoot there.  You want to aim a little higher..."
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: A Blue Baracuda on August 31, 2007, 10:48:07 AM
Kirk: "You have to do it on your knees!"
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Purple Parrots rock! on September 03, 2007, 09:34:24 AM
Nice head first dive!
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Olmec on September 03, 2007, 09:45:30 AM
Quote from: ""Renegade Pancake""
"You don't want to shoot there.  You want to aim a little higher..."


X_X *dead forever*
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Olmec on September 03, 2007, 09:46:45 AM
I have one, but it's a dialouge between Kirk & Erica (Robin Hood & Maid Marian's Ladder)

Kirk: You like to collect pencils?
Erica: Yeah, I have over !
Kirk: Which is your favorite?
Erica: ...the one with the big eraser!
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: nicklegends on September 03, 2007, 09:52:16 AM
I don't remember what the exact lines were, but Kirk's commentary on both the "buckin' bronco" and the "spitting camel" Temple Games could be misinterpreted.
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: A Blue Baracuda on September 03, 2007, 10:53:28 AM
LOL kirk just said:

"You made me wet!" LMAO
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on November 07, 2009, 02:58:55 PM
*Bump*

"SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT! THEY DID IT!"
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on November 15, 2009, 09:57:44 AM
Showed a friend the "Galileo's Cannonball" episode.  The result?
Quote
Elec says:
Protection from the temple guards. ;D


She's got a dirtier mind than I do. :lol:
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Long Live Olmec on December 17, 2009, 11:55:45 PM
I'm pretty sure Kirk said "GO HARD! GO FAST!" a couple times after contestants grabbed the artifact. Those have always been classic innuendos to me.
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on May 22, 2010, 12:43:10 AM
I was just watching my favorite episode (yes, I've given up on the British spelling :P), and this came up.

Kirk: They scored four times!
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on May 22, 2010, 03:47:16 AM
Quote from: ""Asian Legends Fan""
Kirk: They scored four times!

:lol: Good one.

Kirk: They're wet, they're tired... They've had a big battle with the cow, here...
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on June 15, 2010, 03:24:09 PM
"You have to go to the edge..." (Ponce de Leon temple game)
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on July 11, 2010, 05:33:39 AM
"The first one to get the arms into Shiva..."
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on August 05, 2010, 10:54:43 PM
"... who wouldn't just let anyone ride her." (The Plumed Headdress of Cosa Rara)
Title: legends inuendo
Post by: nicklegends on August 06, 2010, 07:55:12 PM
How has this thread gone three years without "Grab the pepperoni!" coming up?