Worst Team by Season - Day Six: Season 3

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for the Orange Iguanas as the best team. They had the most temple appearances and almost all of their temple runs were pretty strong. Atocha, Levitating Dog Leash, Mush Pot Hat, and Dolley Madison were all strong runs where the artifact was grabbed. And they also had the most wins too. They had a couple of bad episodes like Cracked Crown and Harriet Tubman. But they definitely shined this season after a disappointing first season.

Purple Parrots are my runner-up team. They also came back strong with some very strong teams too. I went with the Orange Iguanas though because they had some slightly stronger teams and more successful runs. But both teams came back strong after their disappointing Season 1 tenure.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I'm gonna go with the Purple Parrots here. They were very dominant, and made it to the temple games the most that season. And they really came out strong this time around. Something that never happened last season.

[AimYourBrent]

This season was very evenly balanced for the most part. Blue, Green, Orange, and Purple all stood out to me a lot. I had to give it to the Barracudas. But not by much.

[The Red Jaguars]

I agree, Season 2 was the most balanced season on the show. And what a coincidence, all of the voters here feel the same way too. Orange is the winner with 2 votes. While Green, Purple, and Blue all get a vote too.

Now we are moving onto the worst team of Season 2. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for the Red Jaguars as the worst team of Season 2. They were the only team to not have a single win this season, even though they had a lot of temple appearances. Runs like Charles Lindbergh, Queen Nzinga, and Captain John Smith were all pretty bad runs too. They only had one artifact grab the whole season. They are easily the least successful team this season.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Of course, sugar coat things for Brent. But when I say the same thing, all I get is ignored.

And I also voted for the Red Jaguars for Season 2. Terrible season for them. Not even a single win.

[The Red Jaguars]

I was actually agreeing with both of you. The Purple Parrots would've been my second choice because how dominant they were with a few teams. And they also had a good representation during this season too.

But yeah, the Red Jaguars are the clear favorites for this season. All the other polls were up in the air, but this one is one-sided. Two-Cornered Hat is the only time they reached the artifact, and that was like a last second grab. The other temple runs honestly felt like an epic fail for them during this season. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, Montezuma and Napoleon are the only two Red Jaguar runs in Season 2 I can even come close to liking. The latter being the only artifact grab from them. So it's no surprise they're dominating the polls this time around. The rest of the runs were average to terrible. I mean, 2/6 of those runs were very avoidable triple captures. That's.... not good.

[AimYourBrent]

I also had to go with the Jags for this one. The Snakes would have been my second choice.

[The Red Jaguars]

Red Jaguars win the worst Season 2 vote unanimously.    

Now we move onto the best team of Season 3.

Episode list:

Red Jaguars   :
#93: The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
#101: The Ivory Hunting Horn of Roland
#102: The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
#120: The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great

Blue Barracudas  
#98: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#100: The Missing Portrait of Hans Holbein
#105: The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu
#110: The Mummified Hand of the Egyptian King
#113: The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior

Green Monkeys   :
#82: The Comet-Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror
#85: The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
#86: The Lion-Slashed Jacket of Sacagawea
#92: The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
#94: The Mystical Spell Book of the Imperial Wizard
#96: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#97: The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
#99: The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
#103: The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
#108: The Mussel-Shell Armor of Apanuugpak
#111: The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb
#114: The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd
#116: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#117: The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza
#118: The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugenie

Orange Iguanas:  
#81: The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
#84: The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
#88: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#91: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#95: The Useless Map of the Chibcha Chieftain
#104: The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
#107: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis the First
#112: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud
#115: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas

Purple Parrots   :
#90: The Upside-Down Compass of Henry Hudson
#109: The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen

Silver Snakes   :
#83: The War Fan of the 47 Ronin
#87: The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
#89: The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro
#106: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#119: The Ruby Earring of bin-Zibab

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for the Green Monkeys as the best team of Season 3. Why? Because they went to the temple 15 times during that season alone! And most of those teams were pretty strong too. The only bad teams were Xerxes and Robert the Bruce. And they also had the most wins too. And not only were they dominant in the temple, but look at all their temple game losses?

Roland, Queen Boadicea, Mummified Hand, Gwalior, Bifocal Monocle, Thornwood Gavel, Bent Shaving Pan, Henry Hudson, Metal Beard, Poseidon, and Benzibab. That is 11 temple game losses! They are far away the best team from this season.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Green Monkeys, no questions asked. They dominated almost half the season. Tell me that's not strong.

And PS, you forgot Dried Apple Half as another bad Green Monkey run, Stone Marker.

[AimYourBrent]

Green Monkeys unquestionably. They yielded 3 of the (arguably) top 10 episodes of all time this season.

[The Red Jaguars]

I say we can move on now. The Green Monkeys win this one unanimously.  

Finally, we can vote for the worst team of Season 3.

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for the Blue Barracudas the worst team of Season 3. It literally took them the fifth production day to even get to the temple games (Mysterious Manuscript). After having a relatively good first two seasons, they were very disappointing in Season 3. Every other team had a win this season also, but the Blue Barracudas didn't even have an artifact grab. And most of their runs were not that great either aside from Red Sash. Easy vote for me.