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[The Bandit King]

Well, my grandmother's back in the hospital. This time, it's her heart. It's skipping beats for like 4-5 seconds at a time, and they're talking about putting a pacemaker in her. Two problems, though: first, she's 96 years old. Second, she could suffocate if she lies down for about two hours at a time, which is about how long the surgery would last.

I'm starting to think it's the beginning of the end for her. 

[nicklegends]

Well, my grandmother's back in the hospital. This time, it's her heart. It's skipping beats for like 4-5 seconds at a time, and they're talking about putting a pacemaker in her. Two problems, though: first, she's 96 years old. Second, she could suffocate if she lies down for about two hours at a time, which is about how long the surgery would last.

I'm starting to think it's the beginning of the end for her.  

Sorry to hear that, TBK. I hope the doctors find a solution soon,

[The Silver Monkey]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/how-well-do-you-know-home-alone?bftw

Scroll down to the question about what Harry and Marv call the McCallister's house,

Home Alone <3 Easily the best Christmas movie series of all time.

I was just watching the first two movies a few days ago. I swear, the majority of the booby traps Harry and Marv fell for, would kill them in real life.

The first 2, anyway. 3 through 5 suck.

And agreed about the traps, especially the ones in 2.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Well, my grandmother's back in the hospital. This time, it's her heart. It's skipping beats for like 4-5 seconds at a time, and they're talking about putting a pacemaker in her. Two problems, though: first, she's 96 years old. Second, she could suffocate if she lies down for about two hours at a time, which is about how long the surgery would last.

I'm starting to think it's the beginning of the end for her.  

Sorry to hear that.

[PurpleParrot319]

Well, my grandmother's back in the hospital. This time, it's her heart. It's skipping beats for like 4-5 seconds at a time, and they're talking about putting a pacemaker in her. Two problems, though: first, she's 96 years old. Second, she could suffocate if she lies down for about two hours at a time, which is about how long the surgery would last.

I'm starting to think it's the beginning of the end for her.  

Sorry to hear that, TBK. I hope the doctors find a solution soon,

This. Hopefully she makes it.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Well, my grandmother's back in the hospital. This time, it's her heart. It's skipping beats for like 4-5 seconds at a time, and they're talking about putting a pacemaker in her. Two problems, though: first, she's 96 years old. Second, she could suffocate if she lies down for about two hours at a time, which is about how long the surgery would last.

I'm starting to think it's the beginning of the end for her.  

Sorry to hear that, TBK. I hope the doctors find a solution soon,

This. Hopefully she makes it.

This. I hope she makes it out okay.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/how-well-do-you-know-home-alone?bftw

Scroll down to the question about what Harry and Marv call the McCallister's house,

Home Alone <3 Easily the best Christmas movie series of all time.

I was just watching the first two movies a few days ago. I swear, the majority of the booby traps Harry and Marv fell for, would kill them in real life.

The first 2, anyway. 3 through 5 suck.

And agreed about the traps, especially the ones in 2.

I totally agree. The first two Home Alone movies were classic, 3 was okay, 4 was terrible. I don't know about 5, since it only came out last year. Though if it's another ABC Family "made for TV" movie, it can't be good.

And yeah, no way would anyone survive being hit by ONE brick, let alone four, in real life. Same with having your head explode in the toilet, and have a huge bag of cement fall on your head.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Well, my grandmother's back in the hospital. This time, it's her heart. It's skipping beats for like 4-5 seconds at a time, and they're talking about putting a pacemaker in her. Two problems, though: first, she's 96 years old. Second, she could suffocate if she lies down for about two hours at a time, which is about how long the surgery would last. I'm starting to think it's the beginning of the end for her.

Sorry to hear that, TBK. I hope the doctors find a solution soon,

This. Hopefully she makes it.

This. I hope she makes it out okay.

Hope she feels better

[The Bandit King]

Well, my grandmother's back in the hospital. This time, it's her heart. It's skipping beats for like 4-5 seconds at a time, and they're talking about putting a pacemaker in her. Two problems, though: first, she's 96 years old. Second, she could suffocate if she lies down for about two hours at a time, which is about how long the surgery would last. I'm starting to think it's the beginning of the end for her.

Sorry to hear that, TBK. I hope the doctors find a solution soon,

This. Hopefully she makes it.

This. I hope she makes it out okay.

Hope she feels better

Thanks, everyone.

Update: If nothing happens, she's going into surgery tomorrow. My mom said she'll be staying the night with her if that happens.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Well, "Santa" is near the country of Turkey right now, according to the Google tracker. It's kind of neat how they always have that feature at Christmas.

[GreenMonkey546]

Merry Christmas forum!!!   

[The Silver Monkey]

Merry Christmas, Everyone! 

[PurpleParrot319]

Merry Christmas guys!

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I have 8 minutes to go.