LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Best Female Player (Red Jaguars)

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Albert and Jennifer from "Blue Pearl" as the best team. They were the only Orange Iguanas team I liked from this season. The rest were average or sucked (excluding the Dead Man's Hand team, they a free pass). They did good before the temple and came close to the Blue Pearl with a tough layout. Even if Albert did kind of suck, Jennifer was a very fast second runner. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

What TRJ said, I also voted for Albert and Jennifer from Blue Pearl.

[The Red Jaguars]

I think we can all agree that the Blue Pearl team wins this one unanimously. 

Next up is the worst Orange Iguanas team. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I think the Stolen Arm team sticks out as being the worst team on this list. I don't even remember Christina and Evan at all before the temple like I do for the other teams. The Golden Chains team swept the temple games, the Gordian Knot team swept the Steps of Knowledge, but what did Christina and Evan do? Plus, they sucked in the temple too. Christina was slow and Evan was both slow and a lost cause. Look at TSM's sig for reference. Nothing great about these two very forgettable players.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I thought you were done with the "rushing along" of this thread once we got to the Green Monkeys. Anyways, I also voted for Shiva. Nothing special about them at all.

[The Red Jaguars]

So the Shiva team wins the worst Orange Iguanas team award unanimously. 

Next up is the Purple Parrots. Since they only had two temple appearances in Season 1, this is how it will work. I will hold the poll for the best team and we will determine the best team. When the poll is up, the loser of the poll will be the worst team. So we won't have a separate poll for the worst Purple Parrot team. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for the Cobra Staff team as the best Purple Parrot team. This was kind of tough because the Oracle Bowl team was actually very strong before the temple run. And Shane was a great player too. However, Jackie piss poor performance in the temple turned me away from voting them as the best team. And Eusinia and David did a good job in their episode too. And they reached their artifact too despite their hesitations and detour. So basically it will go like this :

Best Team - Cobra Staff
Worst Team - Oracle Bowl

[Purple Parrots Fan]

*Snort* Only two choices.

And I picked Cobra Staff and Oracle Bowl as the winner and loser team respectively. Should be obvious why.

[The Red Jaguars]

The Season 3 poll will be like that for them too. Also, the Green Monkeys are going to have a long ass list during that season too. The Silver Snakes list will be long for the poll tomorrow too.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, are you gonna be able to fit all the Season 3 Green Monkey teams, like.... at all? Plus, the Orange Iguanas list for Season 2 is gonna be long as well.

[The Red Jaguars]

I am going to end this one a little early since I will be leaving for work soon. Cobra Staff wins the best Purple Parrot team vote while the loser Oracle Bowl wins the worst Purple Parrot team vote.

Our final team will be the Silver Snakes. We will be voting for the best Silver Snakes team first.

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for the Sir Edmund Hillary team as the best Silver Snakes team. I really wanted to vote for Galileo because they were also strong before the temple run AND they won. Jammin' John was amazing, but Jennifer was okay at best. Jammin' John did most of the work in their episode. Danny and Tara on the other hand were both very strong in their episode, and they came very close to victory with a tough layout. Even if they should've won, they were a very strong team in the end. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I'm personally giving it to Jammin Jon and Jennifer from Galileo. They dominated almost every round, AND won. They were both great players, and they deserve my vote more than Tara and Danny from Sir Edmund Hilary. Besides, I like Galileo's run better than Sir Edmund Hilary.

[PurpleParrot319]

I picked the Sultan Saladin. Personally, I thought they were the best Silver Snakes team. They were solid throughout the entire show despite not winning all two pendants. The temple run was awesome too. It's hard not to like this team. Steve and Lea were beasts!

[The Red Jaguars]

Well, this poll was close. I thought that at least half of these teams were good. In the end, Galileo edges out the rest of the teams. No complains from me. 

Now I am going to move onto the worst team for the Silver Snakes. Since I will be gone all day tomorrow until the night, I thought that I should update it now.