Song lyrics thread

[The Bamboo Forest]

For ALF :

"Get in the Ring" - Guns N' Roses

Why do you look at me when you hate me?
Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too?
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the fuck you even care
And I don't need your jealousy, yeah
Why drag me down in your misery?
And when you stare don't you think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin' fun ya know I can't conceal it
'Cause I know you'd never cut it in my game
Oh no
And when you're talkin' about a vasectomy
Yeah
I'll be writin' down your obituary
History

You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!

And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you, Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin
What you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you!
Suck my fuckin' dick!
You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids while they be payin' their hard earned money
To read about the bands they want to know about
Printin' lies, startin' controversy
You wanna antagonize me?
Antagonize me, motherfucker!
Get in the ring, motherfucker!
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
Punk!

I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your ass
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

You may not like our integrity, yeah
We built a world out of anarchy, oh yeah!

(And in this corner, weighin' in at 850 pounds, Guns N' Roses!)

(Get in the ring...
Get in the ring...
Get in the ring...
Get in the ring...)
Motherfucker!
Get in the ring! Get in the ring!

This song is dedicated to all the Guns N' Fuckin' Roses fans
Who stuck with us through all the fuckin' shit
And to all those opposed...
Heh, well...

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Handy Manny Main Title Theme
Handy Manny
Handy Manny
Handy Manny (repeat 3x)

Handy Manny
Hey!

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

You Break It, We Fix It
You break it, we fix it
Simple as night and day
No problemo
If I say so
We'll fix it up right away

My tools and I will always stay on call
We'll do any job that's big or small
When you need a handyman
I've got the master plan
And I never, ever, ever drop the ball

You break it, we fix it
Simple as night and day
No problemo
If I say so
We'll fix it up right away

There's so many things we hold close to our hearts
And sometimes some of these things, they fall apart
If it cannot be replaced
Then there's no more time to waste
V?monos, my tools and I will start

You break it, we fix it
Simple as night and day
No problemo
R?pido
We'll fix it up right away

There's so much work to do
But it's so much fun to do it
We work together, hand in hand
So come on now, let's get to it

You break it, we fix it
Simple as night and day
No problemo
If I say so
We'll fix it up right away

You break it, we fix it
Simple as day and night
No problemo
If I say so
We'll get the job done right!
We'll get the job done right!
We'll get the job done right!

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Smile While You Work
There is no replacing
A happy attitude
Life is so much easier
When you're in a sunny mood
A little bit of laughter
Will get you through the day
And when we smile together
The work can feel like play

So smile while you work
Keep a big grin on your face
It's so much fun
When you help someone
And smile while you work
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'll start my work again ma?ana
And be the best that I can be
And when we all work as a team
It feels like family

So smile while you work
Keep a big grin on your face
It's so much fun
When you help someone
And smile while you work, hey

If everybody smiled
It would be a better place
So v?monos, come on now
Put that smile on your face

So smile while you work
Keep a big grin on your face
It's so much fun
When you help someone
And smile while you work (repeat)

Keep that sunny disposition
In a permanent position

And smile while you work
Smile while you work!

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

I'm A Hammer
Spoken: I'm Pat
I'm a hammer
And I would like to sing this song called...
"I'm a Hammer"

Sung: They say that I have lots of strength
I'm made of wood and steel
Any nail I tap, tap tap
Knows that I'm for real

I'm a hammer
Pat the Hammer
I'm the tool with a real big heart
I'm a hammer
I'm Pat the Hammer
Just show me where to start

Manny takes good care of me
We have a lot of fun
Living here in Manny's shop
But always on the run

I'm a hammer
Pat the Hammer
I'm the tool with a real big heart
I'm a hammer
I'm Pat the Hammer
Just show me where to start

Spoken: Take it Abeulito
Sweet
The Magic fingers
Oh, that's nice
Accordion to me hee, hee

Sung: I always get the call when a hammer's what they need
Sometimes I slip and fall but I get up with lightnin' speed
I have the nicest set of pals
A tool could ever know
You see they keep me smiling
Whenever I feel low
Sometimes I fall, whoops, I get right up
Guess I'm not as tough as nails, oh well
But as long as Manny believes in me
Then this hammer never fails

I'm a hammer
Pat the Hammer
I'm the big guy, I guess that's true
I'm a hammer
Pat the Hammer
But you better show me what to do!
Once more!

I'm a hammer
Pat the Hammer
But you better show me what to do!

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Hop Up, Jump In!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho

Hop up, jump in
Come on let's go
Hop up, jump in
Si v?monos (oh, oh)

Hop up, jump in
Don't go too slow
(Keep up)
Let's get to work
Muy rapido

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Kelly's Hardware Store
Come on down to Kelly's
It's really something wild
There's so much up on the shelves
I can't see everything by myself
If I start at the door
And work my way real slow
I'll know all the inventory
Before I have to go

Come on down to Kelly's
There's always a good deal
Buy five nails and get one free
And maybe two if you're family
If someone needs a power saw
Or a dehumidifier
Kelly's got the make and model
That your heart desires

Kelly's hard at work
At Kelly's hardware store
Starting at eight
She's never late
To open up the door
Kelly's hard at work
At Kelly's hardware store
No need to help yourself
She'll give you the guided tour

There's bolts and hooks and Velcro, too
Toasters and shavers and barbeques
There's paint and tape, all kind of glue
How 'bout a new house key she'll make for you?

Come on down to Kelly's
She's got everything you need
Just walk in with your list to do
She'll find every little thing for you
It's a pleasure doing business here
There's simply nothing sweeter
Kelly's store has something more
Just wait until you meet her!

Kelly's hard at work
At Kelly's hardware store
Starting at eight
She's never late
To open up the door
Kelly's hard at work
At Kelly's hardware store
No need to help yourself
She'll give you the guided tour

Kelly's hardware store, yeah
Kelly's hardware store
(repeat 2x and fade w/variation)

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Made To Measure
Spoken: Everybody's got a purpose
And I'm made to measure

Sung: Everything has a size
It's not enough to use your eyes
I can stretch my tape so easily
And show you what you couldn't see
Maybe just a little fix
The length of wire, the size of bricks
It's always the right way to be
When you get all the numbers from me

I'm made to measure
When you need to be exact
And after we take the measurements
I just make my tape retract!
Retract, yeah! Retract, yeah!
It's really fun!

Yesterday I stretched myself
To give Mr. Lopart a little help
He had tried to fix a chair
It's a good thing we were there
He didn't know the proper size
So we gave him the right advice
And now the chair is stable
Sitting at his table

I'm made to measure
When you need to be exact
And after we take the measurements
I just make my tape retract!
Retract, uh, huh! Retract!

Spoken: You like numbers as much as I do?
Why don't we go and try to measure something
Oh, that looks fun over there
Let's do it together
Come on, yeah

Sung: All of Manny's tools have such fun
Working together to get the job done
And there's always time to play
At the end of our working day
So here's the long and the short of it
We're making all the pieces fit
I can tell you amigos, it's easy as this
When you measure the size, you know you can't miss!

I'm made to measure
When you need to be exact
And after we take the measurements
I just make my tape retract!
Retract, yeah! (repeat)

I'm made to measure...
And after we take the measurements
I just make my tape retract!
Retract, do it! (repeat w/variation)

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Hi Manny
Hi Manny
Buenos d?as, se?or
I have a leaky roof
Can you fix it, por favor?
Hola, Manny
Buenos noches, se?or
See you ma?ana
With your tools at the store

Some plaster's gonna chip
Some dishes break apart
Pipes get rusty
Vents get dusty
Your laptop won't restart

So call him
Call him out loud
The amigo with all the tools

Hi Manny
Buenos d?as, se?or
I have a leaky roof
Can you fix it, por favor?
Hola, Manny
Buenos noches, se?or
See you ma?ana
With your tools at the store

When there is a tear
In the wallpaper upstairs
The heat's too hot
AC's too cold
The leg broke off your chair

Just call him
Call him out loud
The amigo who solves it all

Hi Manny
Buenos d?as, se?or
The kitchen needs some tiles
Can you fix it, por favor?
Hola, Manny
Buenos noches, se?or
See you ma?ana
With your tools at the store

Maybe for Christmas
Esta Navidad
We'll need to fix the sleigh
Where the wood has broken away
And when spring is near
Primavera is here
Your bike will be okay
After Manny saves the day
Hola Manny

Just call him
Call him out loud
The amigo with all the tools

Hi Manny
Buenos d?as, se?or
A broken ceiling fan
Can you fix it, por favor?
Hola, Manny
Buenos noches, se?or
See you ma?ana
With your tools at the store

Take it from one who knows
He hears, "Gracias, Manny!" wherever he goes

Hi Manny (repeat 3x)

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Viva Saturday
Everyone I know
Is coming to the park
It's a big fiesta
Won't end 'til it's dark

All of you amigos
Write down the date
You can't miss out
And you can't be late

So come on
Viva Saturday
Fiesta
Right this way

So come one
Viva S?bado
A party with all the friends we know

The mariachis play
Music for the soul
The tools will sing
Every song they know
It's going to be
A very sunny day
We worked all week
Now it's time to play

So come on
Viva Saturday
Fiesta
Right this way

So come one
Viva S?bado
A party with all the friends we know

So many things for muchachos to chew
This song goes fast, I'll just name a few
We have smoothies and pizza
And veggies and fries
Bananas, tamales, and red beans and rice
We have tacos, and meatballs, and coconut, too
We have so much food, we don't know what to do

I know Manny will be there for sure
Mrs. Portillo will cook some lunch
Kelly will close up the store
And Mr. Lopart will serve up some punch!

So come on
Viva Saturday
Fiesta
Right this way

So come one
Viva S?bado
A party with all our friends...

So come on
Viva Saturday
Fiesta
Right this way

So come one
Viva S?bado
A party with all the friends we know

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

We Work Together
"Okay tools, we got a job to do!"

Let's get going and fix it right
Twist and turn
Make it tight
Trabajamos juntos
We work together now

Cut and measure it
Tap it flat
Bend and twist
Just like that
Each of us has a special job

We work together
Todos juntos
We can fix it right

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Rusty The Wrench
Spoken: This is my song?
I gotta good one
You'll like this, guys
Listen

Sung: When it's my turn
In rain or sun
I help Manny
Get it done
I wish that I
Wasn't a worried guy
Bt I guess that the title fits
But I promise, my amigos
I will never quit

I am Rusty the Wrench
I twist and I turn
I give it all I got
When Manny's here
I'm always near
But I always worry a lot

Spoken: Yeah, but things always work out
I should remember that
Things always are good with Manny around, yeah

Sung: All the tools
Are all my pals
The tool box is out home, you know
I close my eyes
When someone tries
Something that I think is unwise
I believe in "safety first." and that's no lie

I am Rusty the Wrench
I twist and I turn
I give it all I got
When Manny's here
I'm always near
But I always worry a lot, I know I shouldn't

Spoken: Where we gonna go later?
We're going to the park Manny?
I don't know if I want to go on the swings
I don't like when it goes high
Okay, I'll do it
I won't be afraid, it's fun

Sung: It's nice to have my friends around
I look out for all the tools
I sometimes shout
"Hey guys, watch out!"
But I guess that's just me being scared
But no matter what, be prepared

I think too much
But I'm getting better
I have a lot of support
Manny's the best
We're up to the test
I'll take on any quest, you will see
And I'm gonna be the best monkey wrench that I can be!
(repeat 3x w/variation)

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

Amigos Forever
There's a simple rule
We can all live by
"Treat everyone with kindness"
It will come back to you
That's something we all know
You don't have to try too hard to find this
Better to give than to receive
This is something I believe

Working together
Amigos forever
Helping each other
We got you covered
Working together
It's such a pleasure
It's so much fun when
You help a new friend

Leading a helping hand
To someone who's in need
Can make the world a better place
I know that every time
I do a good deed
It brings a smile to my face

It's simple as a rhyme
Be a good neighbor all the time, yeah

Working together
Amigos forever
Helping each other
We got you covered
Working together
It's such a pleasure
It's so much fun when
You are a true friend
(repeat 3x w/variation)

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

01 Bad - Bad
Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on,

Come on,
Lay it on me
All right...
I'm giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be...
I'm telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you're about

Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...

Because I'm bad, I'm bad-come on
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-come on, you know
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who's bad...

The word is out
You're doin' wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long,
Your lyin' eyes
Gonna tell you right
So listen up
Don't make a fight,
Your talk is cheap
You're not a man
You're throwin' stones
To hide your hands

But they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
And my friends you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...

Because I'm bad, I'm bad-come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(Just to tell you once again)
Who's bad...

We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't you slap my face...

Because I'm bad, I'm bad-come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again...)

You know I'm bad, I'm bad-come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know, you know, you know-come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you
(Just to tell you once again)

You know I'm smooth-I'm bad-you know
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad-I'm bad baby
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know, you know, you know it-come on
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now)
Woo!
(Just to tell you once again)

You know I'm bad, I'm bad-you know it
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad-you know-hoo!
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad-I'm bad-you know it, you know
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again...
(Just to tell you once again...)
Who's bad?

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

02 The Way You Make Me Feel - Bad
Hee hee!
Ooh!
Go on girl!
Aaow!

Hey pretty baby with the high heels on
You give me fever
Like I've never, ever known
You're just a product of loveliness
I like the groove of your walk,
Your talk, your dress
I feel your fever
From miles around
I'll pick you up in my car
And we'll paint the town
Just kiss me baby
And tell me twice
That you're the one for me

The way you make me feel
(The way you make me feel)
You really turn me on
(You really turn me on)
You knock me off of my feet
(You knock me off of my feet)
My lonely days are gone
(My lonely days are gone)

I like this feelin' you're givin' me
Just hold me baby and I'm in ecstasy
Oh I'll be workin' from nine to five
To buy you things to keep you by my side
I never felt so in love before
Just promise baby, you'll love me forevermore
I swear I'm keepin' you satisfied
'Cause you're the one for me

The way you make me feel
(The way you make me feel)
You really turn me on
(You really turn me on)
You knock me off of my feet now baby-hee!
(You knock me off of my feet)
My lonely days are gone-a-acha-acha
(My lonely days are gone)
Acha-ooh!

Go on girl!
Go on! Hee hee! Aaow!
Go on girl!

I never felt so in love before
Promise baby, you'll love me forevermore
I swear I'm keepin' you satisfied
'Cause you're the one for me...

The way you make me feel
(The way you make me feel)
You really turn me on
(You really turn me on)
You knock me off of my feet now baby-hee!
(You knock me off of my feet)
My lonely days are gone
(My lonely days are gone)

The way you make me feel
(The way you make me feel)
You really turn me on
(You really turn me on)
You knock me off of my feet now baby-hee!
(You knock me off of my feet)
My lonely days are gone
(My lonely days are gone)

Ain't nobody's business, ain't nobody's business
(The way you make me feel)
Ain't nobody's business, ain't nobody's business but mine and my baby
(You really turn me on)
Hee hee!
(You knock me off of my feet)
Hee hee! Ooh!
(My lonely days are gone)

Give it to me-give me some time
(The way you make me feel)
Come on be my girl-I wanna be with mine
(You really turn me on)
Ain't nobody's business
(You knock me off of my feet)
Ain't nobody's business but mine and my baby's
Go on girl! Aaow!
(My lonely days are gone)

Hee hee! Aaow!
Chika-chika
Chika-chika-chika
Go on girl! Hee hee!
(The way you make me feel)
Hee hee hee!
(You really turn me on)
(You knock me off my feet)
(My lonely days are gone)

Give it to me-give me some time
(The way you make me feel)
Come on be my girl-I wanna be with mine
(You really turn me on)
Ain't nobody's business
(You knock me off my feet)
Ain't nobody's business but mine and my baby's
(My lonely days are gone)

This is my 300th post.