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The Heart Room / Season 2 Golden Moments
« on: June 27, 2006, 09:44:43 AM »
Tony being a tard with the Medusa head.  (The Stone Head of the Evil King)

...Is this the only episode where there were four snakes that needed to be put in?

The Moat / How we doing?
« on: June 26, 2006, 08:09:07 PM »
This forum makes me feel old.

The Heart Room / Kirk's Fogg-Ups - What are your favorites?
« on: June 26, 2006, 07:49:49 PM »
'Now make it heart heartbeat make it beat.'
- 'The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great'

The Heart Room / Season 1 Golden Moments
« on: June 26, 2006, 07:31:53 PM »
From "Wild Bill Hickok and the Dead Man's Hand".  (No, I don't have the encode of it.)

The third temple game was strange in that the female contestant threw balls at their tied-up male partner.  Sara of the Orange Iguanas actually hit Josh in the gonads, resulting in Kirk saying "You don't want to shoot there, you want to shoot a little higher."

"[The Green Monkeys] get a lot of great gifts, here's what [they] get."  (All they received was an animated Disney VHS movie.)

The Heart Room / Season 2 Golden Moments
« on: June 26, 2006, 07:06:03 PM »
John VISIBLY copping a feel on Missy right after they won the tie-breaker.

The Heart Room / I've always wondered
« on: June 26, 2006, 06:38:00 PM »
Yeah, it's never had a name.  Why don't you just call the new section the Moat?

EDIT - Nevermind.

The Treasure Room / Make Up Your Own Artifacts
« on: June 26, 2006, 06:37:38 PM »
I figured this would be fun.  You can make a bunch of funny ones, but try to have at least one decent one.

'The Used Condom of Bill Clinton'
'The Rejected Painting of Adolf Hitler'
'The Lost Cassette Tape of Richard Nixon'
'The Lindbergh Baby'

'John Hancock's Quill Pen'

The Heart Room / Kirk's Fogg-Ups - What are your favorites?
« on: June 26, 2006, 05:19:30 PM »

EDIT - The two runs have indeed been added.

The Heart Room / Kirk's Fogg-Ups - What are your favorites?
« on: June 26, 2006, 05:08:59 PM »
- "The Center of the Room"
- "The Observation Tower"
- "The Three Idols"
- "The Shrine of the Three the Silver Monkey"
- "She's gotta put the head together."
- "The Torch Room" (The Pirate's Cove)

That's what I have from the Pendant of Kamehameha episode.

The Heart Room / Olmec's Temple Run Strategies!
« on: June 26, 2006, 10:32:20 AM »
If the artifact is in the Mine Shaft / the Well / the Dungeon / the Quicksand Bog, and you retrieve it, climb the damn ladder and take the upper route.

The Heart Room / Kirk's Fogg-Ups - What are your favorites?
« on: June 26, 2006, 08:11:05 AM »
Meh, it's something I've been doing on my site for a while.  Looking back, one of the worst Fogg-Ups (well, set of) occurred during 'The Leopard-Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley', an episode that I feel was the first appearance of the Room of the Secret Password, for Kirk made three errors on the name of the room one right after the other:
- "The Secret Passage Cabinets"
- "Cabinets of the Secret Passage"
- "Secret Password"

However, out of all the runs I've seen, 'Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress' has the most incorrect Temple Room namings by far, with a whopping SIXTEEN.
- "Sir Lawrence Arabia's Headdress"
- "Treasure Island, I love it."   (The Grand Prize was a vacation to the Cayman Islands)
- "The Royal Gong Room"
- "The Troubled Bidge"
- "The Light Wheel" (the Celestial Lights)
- "The Room of the Columns"
- "The Fallen Columns"
- "The Columns"
- "The Room of the Fallen Columns"
- "The Throne"
- "The Golden Orbs"
- "The Room of the Golden Orbs"
- "The Well Room"
- "The Snake"
- "The Holes of the Python"
- "He's gotta climb that mountain."   (the Wall Climb portion of the Wheel Room)

The Heart Room / Kirk's Fogg-Ups - What are your favorites?
« on: June 25, 2006, 04:09:11 PM »
The guy couldn't remember Temple Room names to save his life.

"The Jort Court Jester's Room" is a classic, as are "The Room of the Shrine of the Silver Monkey," "The Temples of the Tombs of the Ancient Kings," and "The Room of the Chamber of the Sacred Markers."

My favorite, though?  Calling the Troubled Bridge "The Stairs."

The Heart Room / Favorite New Season Three Room
« on: June 25, 2006, 08:19:57 AM »
I never really cared too much for the Room of the Ancient Warriors, because the amount of time spent while the Temple Guard caught you varied greatly depending on which Guard (spotter) was there.  Some would just turn to the side for a second or so, while some would spin the contestant all the way around and hold them there for five seconds.

The Chamber of the Sacred Markers was infinitely better than the Heart Room or Medusa's Lair could ever hope to be.

The Pit / What Became of Kirk Fogg?
« on: June 25, 2006, 08:16:08 AM »
He starred in and wrote (IIRC) Distortion the Movie.

The Heart Room / Something I've noticed in the Lost Horn pipe
« on: June 25, 2006, 08:13:12 AM »
I'm personally more concerned with the 'Air Hump' Kirk performs after Jarrid comes out.

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