Bottom Three Male Players by Team - Day Twelve: Red Jaguars

[The Red Jaguars]

And it looks like the losers are Claude (5), Brian (5), and Derek (5).

Now we move onto the Orange Iguanas.

[The Red Jaguars]

This was actually pretty hard this time, because a lot of Orange Iguana players were a good choice for the bottom 3.  In the end, I chose Thomas (Bifocal Monocle), Justin (Golden Chains), and Evan (Shiva).

1. Thomas - While he had little time to himself, he acted like a complete dumbass in the temple. He was the only contestant ever to pull books in the Crypt when doors were open, ran into his partner's dead end, and moved so slow. A lost cause player.

2. Evan - He was very slow as a second runner and did not know how to assemble the Silver Monkey. Only if Larry didn't screw up so bad, this would be the contender for the worst assembly.

3. Justin - It was either him or Damien from Pytheas. Damien was really slow, but at least he knew what he was doing. There is very little that can be said about Justin though. He was slow and wasted too much time detouring between the central shaft and Treasure Room. He had more than enough time to make it far in the temple. He sucked.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I also voted for Justin, Evan, and Thomas, for same reasons as TRJ. They were the only Orange Iguana male players that were REALLY bad. The rest were just average, but not exactly bad.

[PurpleParrot319]

I voted for Evan, Thomas, and Justin like you guys did. However, I'm surprised you two didn't pick Brian and Nick knowing how you feel about them.

[The Red Jaguars]

In Brian's defense, he was just so slow and didn't have a chance at winning by the time he entered. The three guys that I voted for blew it by the time they entered the temple and made really dumb mistakes that shouldn't have happened. Nicholas was a really good contender too, but I will keep my vote for Justin because this kid got lost in the Treasure Room and Heart Room. 

[The Red Jaguars]

And it looks like the biggest losers for the Orange Iguanas are Evan (6), Justin (5), and Thomas (5).

Now we move onto GM1's team. 

[The Red Jaguars]

This poll was filled with some Green Monkeys guys that failed pretty hard in the temple. In the end, I chose Chris (Lost Lariat), Jason (Icarus), and Pat (Xerxes).

1. Pat - He had more than a minute to himself and could not get past the Quicksand Bog, where his partner was taken out. Plus, he sucked all day throughout his episode, especially in his individual game. He was a lost cause for sure.

2. Chris - He is the real reason why the Lost Lariat run was not a win. He had more than enough time to bring the Lariat out, but he blew it by taking his sweet old time in the temple. If he moved his butt any faster, this team would've won.

3. Jason - I don't care how close he was to winning, it should not take 3 minutes to bring the artifact back to the gate with that layout. Jason hesitated too many times, backtracked a couple of times, and had a bad exit plan. He deserved to lose.

I wanted to vote for Brett from William Tell, but I cut him some slack because 1.) His layout was very hard and 2.) His useless waste of space of a partner made him look like Gator in the temple.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I voted for Chris, Pat, and Brett. I went with Brett because even though his layout was pretty much unwinnable, he was way too slow and clueless. Of course, loudmouth Lauren wasn't any better either.

[PurpleParrot319]

Janeen's a guy?

I voted for Chris, Pat, and Jeremy. I picked Jeremy because he was a little too slow, clueless, and missed an easy half pendant that he pissed away in his temple game. Slightly worse than Jason and Brett.

[NekoSuave]

Chris and Pat were obvious choices for me, but for my third vote, I went with Jason. Why? Because I find him to be worse than Brett. Seriously, he had 54 seconds to exit the Temple, and how does he spend those seconds? With a very bad exit plan. With Brett, he had no chance of winning no matter what. At least Jason had a chance, which makes everything worse.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Fixed the "Janeen" error in the poll. Jay was a guy, and far from a bad player obviously.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Janeen is a boy?!!

I chose Pat because he sucks, Chris because he blew the run at the end, and Jason because he fucked it with the exit plan. Zac had 0:27 left and won from the same space. Olivia-Emma had 0:37 left with an extra room and won as well. But Jason, with 0:56 left, fucks it up and has a stupid extra room as well. The result is he comes up one yard short.

[The Red Jaguars]

Now that I updated the girls list, I can do the guys now. The three biggest losers for the Green Monkeys will be Chris from Lost Lariat (6), Pat (5), and Jason from Icarus (4).

Our second to last team will be the Blue Barracudas.

[The Red Jaguars]

Blue Barracuda poll is up now.  My three votes when to Larry (Mary Shelley), Tony (Stone Head), and Steven (Mulan),

1. Larry - He had a full minute to himself, but could not make any progress. Larry did not know how to run at all and he spent the rest of his time trying to assemble the monkey. Except he never even comes close to assembling the monkey. We get the Monster Monkey as a result.

2. Tony - While four snakes Medusa was brutal, it should not take a whole minute to complete this room. If Tony took his time and didn't just jab the snakes in any place on her head, he might've done better. Plus, he smashed the pots in the King's Storeroom like an idiot.

3. Steven - He moved slow and never even completed the Stone Column the right way. As a result, he created a long path for himself and was too hesitant anyways. A pretty overlooked lackluster player. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I voted for Tony, Larry, and Aaron. The former two were obvious choices, but I voted for Aaron because he was just too slow and lackluster for me. Though Steven from Silk Sash was pretty bad too.