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The Jesters' Court / Re: The Main Spam Topic 2.0
« on: May 12, 2021, 01:46:09 AM »
It’s not that you can only be in California it’s more do I want to go to California in a pandemic? I have not left Minnesota since February last year.

Though if there was no Pandemic Id sign up in a heartbeat.

The Jesters' Court / Re: The Main Spam Topic 2.0
« on: May 11, 2021, 02:56:47 PM »
Eyes emoji

So are you willing to apply to be a Purple Parrot like how I applied to be a Green Monkey?

After reading through that article, I hate to say it, but I'm most likely gonna pass on this opportunity. The "Can you comfortably swim 200’ (feet) without assistance?" part would deny me a chance to be on the show because I can't swim. At least not very well anyway. Also, this show is taking place in LA and I basically live on the other side of the country. I'm not willing to travel that far.

I'd love to be on the show, but I don't think I'm cut out for it. I'm just not fit and it sounds like this version is gonna be more physically demanding than early Legends.

If only I was closer. Would’ve been cool to have been on this show. Glad to see it’s coming back.

The Heart Room / Re: Legends is coming back!
« on: May 11, 2021, 02:55:52 PM »
How about that! We are getting Legends after all!

The Jesters' Court / Re: The Main Spam Topic 2.0
« on: May 06, 2021, 11:24:54 PM »
Also I can’t find a video link on YouTube yet, but I found Kirk Fogg on a US Bank commercial.

The Jesters' Court / Re: The Main Spam Topic 2.0
« on: May 06, 2021, 11:24:04 PM »
I like how posting is back and we're not doing much with it, lol.

So anyway, who else has gotten a covid shot? I'm getting two. I've already gotten one. I'll get my 2nd shot next week. Can't wait to have another sore arm. :(

Just got mine on Tuesday

The Jesters' Court / Re: The Main Spam Topic 2.0
« on: April 27, 2021, 03:29:24 PM »
The server still exists?

Also I heard Legends is on Paramount Plus is that true

The Dark Forest / Re: The NFL Football topic
« on: January 05, 2021, 01:00:17 PM »
I feel if the Browns situation gets even worse than it already is then they should cancel all 6 games and push them back. In addition they should create a bubble in Florida considering the Super Bowl is there. The AFC teams can settle in Tampa (to avoid Bucs home field advantage) and the NFC teams in Miami and you can use Jacksonville and maybe Orlando for the Wild Card Weekend as well. You could play Colts Bills and Ravens Titans in Tampa, Rams Seahawks and Bears Saints in Miami, Bucs Washington and Browns Steelers in Jacksonville. The Chiefs and Packers would then fly down or if having additional time off along with the week they would have, they would then play the Dolphins and Cardinals respectfully. In that case Browns Steelers and Dolphins Chiefs would play in Orlando while Bucs Washington and Cardinals Packers would play in Jacksonville. The winners of the games in Orlando and Jacksonville would go to Tampa and Miami respectfully. The Super Bowl would still be played in Tampa.

The Jesters' Court / Re: The Main Spam Topic 2.0
« on: January 04, 2021, 01:20:21 AM »
Remember when this was active?

The Dark Forest / Re: Expectations for life after the pandemic ends
« on: January 04, 2021, 01:19:57 AM »
I haven’t left the state since last February so I would hope to see family again soon. I also want to get to some football and hockey games. Lastly, I hope to go out to dinner again and hopefully do so with a girlfriend. Sucks being single during a pandemic.

The Dark Forest / Re: The NFL Football topic
« on: January 04, 2021, 01:17:21 AM »
We’ve been summoned again

For the first time ever, all of our teams are in the playoffs!

I’ll start with my Packers, because why not. We got the number 1 seed in a very tight race. Wins against the Saints, Titans, and a sweep of the Bears helped big time and Aaron Rodgers is posting insane numbers even for his standards. He will probably receive the MVP for a third time and I’m hoping the Lombardi comes home.  :mrgreen: :mryellow:

Saints are probably our biggest threat in the conference. Yes we beat them early on but they got better after that. Hopefully Kamara will recover from COVID in time because they will need him. Drew Brees is getting old and did get hurt at one point. Mormon Tebow Taysom Hill has been a secret weapon a couple years now so not all hope is lost.

Seahawks are letting Russ cook and it is showing. Probably his best year yet and proving he belongs in the top tier of QBs. Defense a far cry from the Legion of Boom era that got them a title, but I see them contending big time.

Ah yeah the NFC Least hit peak shit this year  :roll: . It was so bad a team with no name won it. That being said Alex Smith and Ron Rivera have been major feel good stories this year recovering from a severe leg injury and cancer at one point. Unfortunately they were the shiniest of four turds and will not go far.

Brady has turned the Bucs into a legit contender. As the highest wild card they get a de facto bye for drawing Washington. After that good luck with the likes of the others. Bucs did get a win against the Packers but also got swept by the Saints, and also have losses to the Chiefs, Rams, and Bears. A consistent team would be dangerous for the rest because as long as Brady is here, he will probably do what he normally does.  :roll: Also Super Bowl Home Team Curse will eventually strike so...

Rams are the one team I can’t figure out. Are they good or bad? Goff got injured in the penultimate game but the Rams did enough to beat out the Cardinals and get in the playoffs. When they lost to the Jets I lost all hope here. They will probably get crushed in Seattle

Bears do not belong. They back doored into the playoffs. I don’t want to talk about them, they are probably the most boring team in this playoffs. They will get destroyed by the Saints.

Onto the AFC, and the Chiefs are still the team to beat. You will have to play the perfect game in order to outsmart them. A lot of their wins lately were close and there were some that the Chiefs should’ve lost but didn’t. Mahomes is picking up where he left off and a victory would cement possible dynasty status for Kansas City. Aka New England 2.0 :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

However I think the biggest threat to them is TSM’s Bills. If I wasn’t bias toward my Packers I would pick the Bills to win it all. No team is hotter, Allen is on fire, and picking up Diggs gave them a major boost. I really want to see the Bills do well for their fans.  If it wasn’t for a fluke Hail Mary, this team would come in on a ten game winning streak. You have been warned.

PP319’s Steelers started off 11-0 then lost 4 of 5 to end the year including crucial losses to the Bills and Browns and a really confusing loss to the Bengals. They need to return to their early season form if they want to win a seventh title.

Titans have been one of the most fun teams to watch. King Henry dominated the entire league by rushing over 2k yards and was over 500 yards over the next closest running back this year. After they had a Cinderella run to the AFC Championship last year this team is no joke. They are for real.

TRJ’s Ravens are also coming in hot. I would not want to face them right now. Lamar Jackson is playing like his MVP self from last season and the team is on a 5 game winning streak. A perfect opportunity awaits to get revenge on Tennessee from last year.

Guys, this is not a drill... THE BROWNS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS :shock: . I’m so happy for the Dawg Pound after suffering from 18 years of some of the shittiest football I have ever seen including a winless year just three seasons ago. A new coach, and Baker Mayfield having his best season has put the Browns into contention, something I never thought I would say.

Then there are the Colts. Phillip Rivers is trying to go for one last chance to get a title and he will have to do it the hard way and go on the road the entire time. Jonathan Taylor has replicated his performance from Wisconsin and combined with a great defense has put the Colts on the right track.

Who didn’t make it? Dolphins got hosed by a screwed up format that allowed Washington in but not them. Cardinals collapsed big time including two losses to backups to end the year. 49ers suffered from so many injuries. Vikings and Texans regressed, and... We will have a Patriot free Playoffs!

Also Fuck the entire NFC East just because I feel like it.

The Jesters' Court / Re: The Main Spam Topic 2.0
« on: October 21, 2020, 08:19:31 PM »
So much for Legends returning as Quibi is done for.

Also I just got told to quarantine.

The Heart Room / Re: Scorecard rating for every contestant on Legends
« on: October 01, 2020, 10:41:51 PM »
So some fun facts

Best Team: Taylor & Becca (The Helmet of Genghis Khan): 132 Points
Worst Team: Christopher & Keeli (The Stone Marker of Leif Erickson): 60 Points

Best Team: Tony & Jennifer (The Belly Button of Buddha): 141 Points (tied for best all time)
Tied Worst Team: Scott & Kristen (The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart): 47 Points (tied for worst all time)
Tied Worst Team: Aaron & Terry-Kay (The Treasure Map of Jean Lafitte): 47 Points (tied for worst all time)

Best Team: David & Candace (Lawrence of Arabia’s Headdress): 138 Points
Worst Team: Dean & Chrystine (The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb): 49 Points

Best Team: Jason & Elizabeth (The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus): 136 Points
Worst Team: Judge & Katie (The Lily Crested Crown of Clovis I): 51 Points

Best Team: Tony & Kelly (The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid): 139 Points
Worst Team: Brian & Gracelyn (The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman): 56 Points

Best Team: Jeremy & Erica (  :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ): 141 Points (tied for best all time)
Worst Team: Michael & Emily (The Missing Eye of David): 48 Points

The top 32 teams were the only ones who won their temple run

David & Karisa (Me Linh) were the only team who got the artifact that ranked behind a team that didn’t (actually the ranked behind two teams). If they didn’t get to the King’s Storeroom, they would’ve been tied for the worst team ever.

Season 1 teams were 4 of the top 5

The highest ranking team in Season 3 didn’t make the top 10 teams overall or the top 10 teams before the run that season (Sor Gawain team finished 12th in each list)

More to come

The Heart Room / Re: Ranking Every Temple Run (Original Series)
« on: October 01, 2020, 10:29:36 PM »
Yeah this is why coming up with a set score for the Temple run on mine was extremely hard. Not every layout is the same and some teams could have a super easy path and some could have an insanely difficult path. Plus the fact that each season was different rooms made it extremely difficult to treat every team fairly so I just went with the core points. Also 100 pts for assembling the Monkey would be impossible if the artifact is in the Shrine.
Personally, I feel that team wins should hold more weight than solo wins. While solo wins are an impressive feat, these temple runners have a slight benefit of not having to worry about their partners retracing their steps. With team wins, the second player loses time retracing their partners steps. And not all temple wins had the chance at a solo win either - Lost Hornpipe, Galileo, Lost Gold Mine, Levitating Dog Leash, and Metal Beard all had temple layouts where solo wins were not possible.

There are runs that were also meant to be solo wins mostly (as long as runner enter the right starting room I guess) most notably Chandragupta. Also I feel Shaka Zulu should not receive as much points as they did because of the error allowing them so much time at the end.

The Heart Room / Re: Scorecard rating for every contestant on Legends
« on: September 28, 2020, 10:07:59 PM »
Will the reboot episodes have their own ranking thread?

I don’t know depends on how it goes

Anyway here is the Season 3

Top 10
1. Jahmel & Tiffani (The Much Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain): 131 Points
2. Asher & Lacey (The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza): 129 Points
3. Jarrid & Jessica (The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain): 126 Points
4. Kevin & Annie (The Ruby Earring of BENZIBAB!!!!!!): 125 Points
5. Kraig & Yakerra (The Ivory Hunting Horn of Roland): 123 Points
T6. Gator & Amanda (The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanuugpak): 120 Points
T6. Zachary & Miriam (The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen): 120 Points
8. T.J. & Randy (The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen): 119 Points
9. Shaun & Andrea (The Lion Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta): 118 Points
10. Kris & Kristin (The Jewel Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great): 112 Points

Top 10 before the run
T1. Quentin & Brandy (The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu): 82 Points (Result: Out of time (nearly got artifact))
T1. Mike & Kelli (The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean): 82 Points (Result: Out of time)
T3. Eddie & Tess (The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth): 80 Points (Result: Out of time (nearly got artifact))
T3. Derek & Sherri (The Upside Down Compass of Henry Hudson): 80 Points (Result: Out of time)
5. Larry & Kate (The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley): 79 Points (Result: Monster Monkey)
6. Jared & Katie (The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard): 77 Points (Result: Out of Time)
T7. Nate & Lissy (The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea): 75 Points (Result: Reached Artifact)
T7. Keith & Rachel (The Missing Portrait of Hans Holbein): 75 Points (Result: Out of Time)
9. Tony & Kimberly (The Broken Trident of Poseidon): 74 Points (Result: GET THE TRIDENT!)
10. Jonathan & Olivia (The Comet Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror): 73 Points (Result: Reached Artifact)
(the highest winning team was the Sir Gawain team with 71 points which would be 12th)

Bottom 10
40. Dean & Chrystine (The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb): 49 Points
39. Judge & Katie (The Lily Crested Crown of Clovis I): 51 Points
38. Matthew & Leah (The Bullet Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd): 53 Points
T36. Brian & Irish (The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedidiah Smith): 58 Points
T36. Pat & Noelle (The Marble Armrest of Xerxes): 58 Points
35. Brett & Lauren (The Dried Apple Half of William Tell): 60 Points
34. Casey & Heather (The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro): 61 Points
T32. Jason & Dana (The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass): 63 Points
T32. Jeremy & Christine (The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce): 63 Points
31. Damian & Brittany (The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas): 66 Points

Bottom 10 before the run
40. David & Karisa (The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh): 47 Points (Result: Reached artifact)
39. Dean & Chrystine (The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb): 49 Points (Result: Captured)
38. Judge & Katie (The Lily Crested Crown of Clovis I): 51 Points (Result: Out of time)
37. Kris & Kristin (The Jewel Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great): 52 Points (Result: Won)
36. Matthew & Leah (The Bullet Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd): 53 Points (Result: Out of time)
T33. Shaun & Andrea (The Lion Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta): 58 Points (Result: Won)
T33. Brian & Irish (The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedidiah Smith): 58 Points (Result: Out of time)
T33. Pat & Noelle (The Marble Armrest of Xerxes): 58 Points (Result: Out of Time)
T29. Jeremy & Elise (The War Fan of the 47 Ronin): 59 Points (Result: Production Error)
T29. T.J, & Randy (The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen): 59 Points (Result: Won)
T29. Ryan & Dawn (The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior): 59 Points (Result: Out of time (nearly got artifact))
T29. Asher & Lacey (The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza: 59 Points (Result: Won)

The Heart Room / Re: Scorecard rating for every contestant on Legends
« on: September 28, 2020, 08:42:35 AM »
I started this project seven years ago, today it ends with a big finish!

The Jewel Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great

 :jaguars2: Red Jaguars (Kris & Kristin): 112 Points
10 pts for finishing 3rd in the Moat
-1 pt for 30 sec elapse (crossed at 47)
7 pts for fifth question
6 pts for sixth question
5 pts for seventh question
5 pts for tying first game
10 pts for winning second game
10 pts for tying third game
10 pts for getting to room of artifact
25 pts for grabbing the artifact
25 pts for winning

 :barracudas2: Blue Barracudas: 2 Points
5 pts for finishing 4th in the Moat
-3 pts for each 30 sec elapsed (crossed at 1:35)

 :iguanas2: Orange Iguanas (Bryan & Rachel): 59 Points
15 pts for finishing 2nd in the Moat
-1 pt for 30 sec elapse (crossed at 46)
11 pts for first question
10 pts for second question
9 pts for third question
5 pts for tying first game
10 pts for tying third game

 :parrots2: Purple Parrots: 27 Points
20 pts for finishing 1st in the Moat
-1 pt for 30 sec elapse (crossed at 38)
8 pts for fourth question

Heading into the run, the Orange Iguanas had more points than the Red Jaguars. Even with the amazing run it ties the Shaka Zulu team with lowest points for a winning team (of course that team had an error helping them win so...)

And that's it 120 episodes have been officially ranked. I'll post some stats later.

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