Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy! We've had a real rousing match so far, so before we begin Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the scores:

Miley Cyrus is in last place with $0. And why are you making out during the show? Security! Someone kick this guy out!
Justin Bieber also has $0. And didn't you read the sign, no stuffed animals in the studio.
Guess what? Lady Gaga has $0, too. And I see she's thinking intently about the next question, so let's not bother her.
And now for the Double Jeopardy categor--
"Wait just a minute there, Trebek!"
Oh god no... not Connery...
"In the flesh, Trebek!"
Where the heck did your podium come from?
"I found it in the dumpster out back, Trebek. See, it has my initials carved in it!"
Oh, that's lovely. Now will you please get out of here!
"Not until you upload that video of you having sex with your mother to Youtube, Trebek."
Note to self... file restraining order... from Sean Connery... after filming...