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Offline PhantomBPR

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« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2009, 12:47:57 PM »
Well if everyone else is talking about bodily function stories.....

Last year around the start of senior year, I had a big breakfast that morning, and we were issued text books that day. I made the mistake of trying to carry them all in my backpack and it caused alot of pressure on my back which in turn caused me to have to shit.

I tried holding it through math class and a friend I was sitting close to noticed me figiting. I told him that I was in dire need of the bathroom and had to sit through my Algebra 2 teacher's ramblings for 15 minutes.

At long last I finally broke free and made my way for the bathroom, without taking the time to close the class room door, and it was directly across the hall.

Somebody had left the seat up in the stall I was in, so in my hurry to shit, I slammed it down causing a huge noise to echo through the halls.

I'll leave what happened next to your imagination, but when I got back to class, everyone was working but the one dude I spoke of earlier was looking up smiling at me.

When I asked him what was so funny, he responded "SLAM!"

After that day I turned slam into a catch phrase and made it my mission to spread that story throughout the school.

What started as a horrific event ending up being one of the funniest and most re-told stories of my senior year.
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« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2009, 07:00:29 PM »
I used to have weird dreams...yeah I don't need to say any more about this. :P


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« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2009, 07:24:25 PM »
I firmly believe in life on other planets.
Now, before you call me a freak, hear me out: I just said I believe in "life", not "intelligent life". It wouldn't surprise me one bit if, in the future, we found some primitive bacteria or something on a distant planet somewhere. As for the kind of aliens seen in sci-fi films...well, I'll leave that to the imagination.
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« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2009, 07:42:26 PM »
I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.
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« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2009, 08:05:53 PM »
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I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.


Oh, don't worry. This happens all the time in college.

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« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2009, 08:17:55 PM »
^ LOL, is it that boring? :P


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« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2009, 10:25:07 PM »
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I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.

Oh, don't worry. This happens all the time in college.


I meant in high school. I expected to really pay attention and not slack off at the beginning of high school. I felt ashamed of myself, but my World History teacher thought I looked cute sleeping, which a lot of my classmates agreed.
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« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2009, 09:27:18 AM »
What a weird thing for a teacher to think.

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« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2009, 10:11:12 AM »
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What a weird thing for a teacher to think.


Well he's a cool teacher after all.

Now it's something that doesn't apply to my anymore, but I think we should extend the rule saying that we can also "spill our guts" that might apply to us.

-I still like to chew on crayons and erasers and mostly swallow it. I've been doing this since I was about 5 years old and I've been recently chewing on erasers lately. I think it's my natural nervousness.
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« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2009, 01:11:17 PM »
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I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.

Oh, don't worry. This happens all the time in college.

I meant in high school. I expected to really pay attention and not slack off at the beginning of high school. I felt ashamed of myself, but my World History teacher thought I looked cute sleeping, which a lot of my classmates agreed.


This happened to me a lot, heheh.  I SUCK at managing time, and that includes getting enough rest, so I snoozed through the easiest section of the PSATs in sophomore year and ALMOST feel asleep more than once in AP English IV in my senior year.
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« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2009, 02:21:21 AM »
I have been trapped between subway doors before. The doors closed without warning on my ass. :lol:

And the doors opened on the other side for the next tw stop. D= Not fun.

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« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2009, 11:51:29 PM »
I almost peed in my pants today. On the first day of school. =3
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« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2009, 08:12:15 AM »
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I almost peed in my pants today. On the first day of school. =3


Speaking of peeing in your pants, I sort of peed in my pants when I got my diploma on stage with an audience of about 2,000 people. The lights were bright, everybody was looking at the stage, and I was totally nervous.
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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2009, 11:51:57 PM »
I have once been crapped on my head by a bird.


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« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2009, 11:49:30 PM »
I was at my friends house and I was flipping the channels and I tuned into a show where there were many sexual infidelities going on. It's a show about prostitutes. My friends didn't seem interested and a little disingenuous that the show were people paying for sex, rather than actors or actresses having unsimulated sex. I tried to find some, but I gave up and eventually flipped to The $100,000 Pyramid.
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