LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Best Female Player (Red Jaguars)

[The Red Jaguars]

Wow, this vote was way too easy. I picked the Golden Cricket Cage team as the worst Silver Snakes team.  Not only they were the worst Silver Snakes team, but quite possibly the worst team on the show. John and Tia took stupidity to a new level and couldn't get past four rooms in three minutes. What a loser team and anyone would've done better than these two wastes of space. How they even got past the preliminaries will always be a mystery. But that is Season 1 for you.         

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, easily John and Tia for me. No explanation needed.

[The Red Jaguars]

And John and Tia win the "Worst Temple Team" award. 

We are now complete with our Season 1 awards! Unless anyone has a suggestion for new titles, we can move onto Season 2.

[The Red Jaguars]

I want to test RJF's idea out and create a seperate award for the best guy/girl for each team. The premise will be the same as the other awards, but this time we are voting for individual players only. We are going to go back to Season 1 first and vote for the best guy of each team.

We will start off with the best Red Jaguars guy.

[The Red Jaguars]

Man, this poll was tough. Honestly, there was nothing noteworthy about any of these male players. In the end though, I voted for Steve from Alhambra. This might seem like an odd choice, but I remember him being a beast in this episode for the most part. Plus, he was very fast through the 5 rooms he entered. Imagine if he had Shaka Zulu's layout? There would be 2+ minutes instead. My other choice woud've been Taylor from Genghis Khan, but he pretty much walked through the temple, so I don't think he should be voted the best player...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, I also voted for Steve from Alhambra, for same reasons. Too bad he got paired up with Lisa.

EDIT: And I fixed the spelling of "Damon" in the poll.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

So, Steve is the best Red Jaguar of Season 1 despite him being in the worst Red Jaguar team ever. The irony.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, we might as well end the polls now, since we all know that Steve is the best player. I think I'll update it for him, though I'm not sure if he wants to move on to the best Blue Barracuda player or worst male Red Jaguar player?

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Steve is the worst player, PPF?  

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Best I meant. But he did get paired up with one of the worst players ever.

[PurpleParrot319]

Taylor didn't get more than 1 vote?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Taylor was just plain average. All he had to do was assemble a monkey, and run out with the artifact. Frankly, he doesn't deserve even one vote.

[The Red Jaguars]

I am going to move onto the worst Red Jaguars boy now. Only because it will be easier to use the same poll instead of retyping all of the names again down the road. So Steve from Alhambra wins this one. 

Next up is the Worst Red Jaguars boy. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Ron from Anne Bonny as the worst male player. He was a horrible player that had no business being in the temple in the first place. He cheated in the moat and got away with it. And he sucked in the temple too. He moved slow, looked clueless, and took the worst way out of the temple. Ron was a lost cause in his episode and Fred did all the work for this team.           

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Voted for Ron. No explanation why.