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[PurpleParrot319]

This might be the worst overall team performance I've ever seen. I'm referring to the Bears tonight.

[The Red Jaguars]

The Bears are screwed with all that money they gave Cutler. I know the Ravens did the same thing with Flacco, but at least he has taken them to the playoffs almost every year since he has been on this team. And he might do it again this year. Cutler on the other hand has only taken the Bears to the playoffs once and that was four years ago.

I don't know if the Saints are getting back to true form or that the Bears are just pathetic. I mean getting shut out by the Saints defense through three quarters? Pathetic. I still think they will win the division though with 8 wins. I hope they win it with 8 wins because finishing with a losing record is embarrassing.

[The Red Jaguars]

Time for week 16 football picks! This week is interesting not only for playoff implications, but also since it features Saturday football! Just two games left folks!

Thursday December 18, 2014

Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars (THIS IS THE TNF GAME?! More like the game for the #1 draft spot. I am choosing the Jaguars since they have been playing "better" lately)

Saturday December 20, 2014

Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins (Mark Sanchez should destroy this pathetic team.)
San Diego Chargers at San Francisco 49ers (Both teams have played like ass the past two weeks, but I am going with the home team here AND the Ravens need them to win)

Sunday December 21, 2014

Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears (Bears are a complete joke)
Minnesota Vikings at Miami Dolphins (Could go either way, but I feel that the Vikings have been playing better football)
Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints (Battle of the two worst defenses in the NFL! Winner will most likely win this pathetic division. I am going with the home team)
New England Patriots at New York Jets (Patriots are fighting for that #1 seed and no way they will drop one to the pathetic Jets)
Kansas City Chiefs at Pittsburgh Steelers (Big game for playoff implications! I am choosing the Steelers at home and the Chiefs aren't that great of a team)
Green Bay Packers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (UPSET PICK! The Bucs always seem to troll the Packers, and it won't be surprising to see them drop a game to them)
Cleveland Browns at Carolina Panthers (I will choose my pick to Carolina if Cam Newton plays. Other than that, the Panthers are very beatable even if Manziel is starting)
Baltimore Ravens at Houston Texans (Texans have a back-up QB in, enough said)
New York Giants at St. Louis Rams (Another year with the Rams finishing with 7 wins? The Giants are just pathetic also)
Indianapolis Colts at Dallas Cowboys (Cowboys are better on the road, but the Colts are also pretty bad on the road.)
Buffalo Bills at Oakland Raiders (Bills have a chance at a winning season AND a playoff spot)
Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals (I REALLY want the Cards to win, but they have no chance with a back-up as their QB. Seattle will win the division if they win this game)

Monday December 22, 2014

Denver Broncos at Cincinnati Bengals (Big game for both teams, but the Bengals suck on prime time)

[GreenMonkeys#1]

The new Comedy Central of a team, the Chicago Bears, have benched Jay Cutler! 

This team is probably more dysfunctional then the Jets. They have talent, and are letting it go to waste. There couldn't be more of a nut job team then my most hated team!   It will take a decade to rebuild from this mess!!!

[The Red Jaguars]

Yeah, the Bears are trying to be a laughing stock like the Redskins and Jets. Also, you can add the 49ers to that list as well. It's hard to believe they came from a Super Bowl caliber team to a media circus like the other teams above. Too many distractions!

[GreenMonkeys#1]

 Seahawks vs Cardinals (Lindley will be embarrassed)
Colts vs Cowboys  (This will somehow help us)
  Broncos vs Bengals (Bengals are awful at night games)
Chiefs vs Steelers  (I assume this locks up a playoff spot for PP319)
  Ravens vs Texans (And the same goes for TRJ)

  Patriots vs Jets (Patriots will kill the Jets)

  Chargers vs 49ers (What has happened in San Fran?)
  Packers vs Buccaneers (Homer pick, Packers will kill the Buccaneers)

  Lions vs Bears (Shitcago Teddy Bears  )

  Eagles vs Redskins (Would've wanted it the other way around, but it's the Deadskins)

Vikings vs Dolphins  (Better luck next year for these two)
Browns vs Panthers   (Johnny Nightmare)
Falcons vs Saints  (Who will take that putrid South)
Giants vs Rams   (Who cares)
  Bills vs Raiders (Too little too late for Buffalo)
Titans vs Jaguars  (Toilet bowl, this is tonight's game? First time I picked Jackassville in over a year  )

[PurpleParrot319]

I pick Jacksonville to win tonight, but who cares? One of these teams will probably get the first pick in the draft.

I'll pick the rest of the games later. Too lazy to post it all right now.

[The Red Jaguars]

Don't forget that there are two games on Saturday just in case you are use to posting them before Sunday.

And the Jaguars win their game! Now they will win third place in their division for sure.   

[PurpleParrot319]

As for Saturday, give me the Eagles and Chargers. Eagles because they're facing that dumpster fire in Washington and Chargers because the 49ers are turning into one as well.

[The Red Jaguars]

I am changing my vote to the Chargers as well for Saturday. PP319 is right about SF being a complete mess right now.

[PurpleParrot319]

But I thought you chose the 49ers because you want the Chargers to lose to help the Ravens' chances of making the playoffs.

Picking the Chargers is probably the safe thing to do though.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Holy shit! The Redskins have beat the Eagles and now all we have to do is win!

[PurpleParrot319]

Something tells me that Buttfumble won't be with the Eagles after this season.

Meanwhile, their loss means the Lions clinch a playoff spot. If the Cowboys win tomorrow, they'll do the same.

[The Silver Monkey]

Thanks for nothing, Niners.

[PurpleParrot319]

If only the 49ers didn't blow it, we wouldn't have to worry about the Chargers if we lose. Thanks San Fran.

Pick time.

Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears (Bears have no chance with Clausen)
Minnesota Vikings at Miami Dolphins (could go either way, but Miami needs it more)
Atlanta Kestrels at New Orleans Saints (if the Saints win and the Panthers lose, the Saints could rest their starters at 7-8! )
New England Patriots at New York Jets (the Pats never rest their starters, so blowout time!)
Kansas City Chiefs at Pittsburgh Steelers (we need this to lock up a playoff spot, but I have a bad feeling about this)
Green Bay Packers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (battle of the Bays; Packers will crush the lowly Bucs)
Cleveland Browns at Carolina Panthers (unfortunately for the Saints, they won't be resting their starters because Manziel sucks)
Baltimore Ravens at Houston Texans (the road to 8-8 is real for Houston, plus Baltimore needs this more)
New York Giants at St. Louis Rams (I feel bad for the Rams because they're decent, but they have a shot at 8-8 as well)
Indianapolis Colts at Dallas Cowboys (Dallas will find some way to miss the playoffs )
Buffalo Bills at Oakland Raiders (long distance game for the Bills, but they should win)
Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals (Arizona needs to be healthy if they plan to go far in the playoffs and unfortunately Seattle will crush them here)

Monday December 22, 2014

Denver Broncos at Cincinnati Bengals (prime time game plus Peyton Manning equals very bad news for Cincy)