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Offline The Silver Monkey

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« on: December 03, 2009, 08:29:57 AM »
Since it's Christmas time, I decided to post this.

You can chat with Santa Bot here.

Feel free to post your own funny conversations with this weird bot here!

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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 10:55:08 AM »
Cool site, thanks for sharing. Who knew Santa was so robotic? lol

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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 07:12:37 AM »
Santa: Hello, what is your name
You: Kirk Fogg.
Santa: OK I will call you Kirk Fogg .
You: You do that.
Santa: I will. Will you?
You: Sure, I guess.
Santa: Hey. You seem not interested.
You: Of course I am!
Santa: I'm glad we agree. "" You are?
You: I already told you, I'm Kirk Fogg!
Santa: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Do your friends call you Kirk Fogg am Kirk Fogg.
You: You: They just call me Kirk.
Santa: It's good to meet you, Kirk me Kirk .
You: Yeah, whatever.
Santa: Uh. Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: Care about what?
Santa: ""? Care about it?
You: What's it?
Santa: "It" refers to , I think.
You: It refers to what?
Santa: Oh I get what .
You: OK....
Santa: Alright then.
You: OK, then.
Santa: Alright then.
You: Yeah...
Santa: Take it easy.
You: Same to you.
Santa: The pleasure is all mine.
You: Ok then, suit yourself.
Santa: Fascinating. I will. Alright then.
You: You aren't going to sue yourself, are you?
Santa: That was my original intention.
You: Moron.
Santa: That is not a very nice thing to say.
You: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Santa: You are quite welcome! My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Is that a fact?
Santa: All of my information is completely factual.
You: I DEMAND PROOF!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: said DEMAND PROOF.
You: what
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: What's there to understand?
Santa: You ask difficult questions.
You: You need help.
Santa: Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!
You: What? How the hell am I supposed to download a person?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?Don't just give up.
You: *gives up*
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.

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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 09:30:30 AM »
My brain just DIED reading that, TSM. :lol:

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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: I know right?
Santa: How do you know? I am glad we agree.
You: ...Agree on what now?
Santa: Right now? Can you rephrase the question please?
You: What were we agreeing about?
Santa: The topic is .
You: Is there a word missing there?
Santa: I believe there is one, yes.
You: Ah, okay. What's the topic, then?
Santa: So you understand. Good. OK with me too.The topic is .
You: I think we're going in circles here
Santa: Do you think I am going in circles here too?
You: It's about 20 days too early for that.
Santa: Wow it sounds really interesting, .
You: Well, it's that long until Christmas Eve so yeah.
Santa: How about that. Really. that long until Christmas Eve so is?
You: Why, yes, it until 20 Christmas Days is eve.
Santa: What does "it" refer to?
You: Today
Santa: Today is almost over.
You: Not where I am. It's only 2:30 in the afternoon.
Santa: I don't understand.Really. 230 in the afternoon is?
You: That's what I said.
Santa: I know. I'm still thinking about it.
You: ...That seemed like an easy thing to understand, but moving on: So what do you want for Christmas?
Santa: "" seemed like an easy thing to understand but moving on So what do you want for Christmas ? Makes sense to me.
You: Yes, what do you want? I mean, you spend so much time delivering presents.
Santa: Wow! My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: Given who I'm talking to, that seems entirely possible.
Santa: How old are you?
You: Eighteen. Why do you ask?
Santa: That input matched my default category. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
You: I see.
Santa: I am glad you understand it.
You: And I'm glad you're glad.
Santa: Yes it is about time.
You: For me to say goodbye. Nice talking to you.
Santa: Your purpose is me to say goodbye.The pleasure was all mine.


Apparently I'm able to put up with more (and better play along with what he's supposed to be). :B
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 03:56:28 PM »
Quote from: ""The Snowy Monkey""
Santa: Hello, what is your name
You: Kirk Fogg.
Santa: OK I will call you Kirk Fogg .
You: You do that.
Santa: I will. Will you?
You: Sure, I guess.
Santa: Hey. You seem not interested.
You: Of course I am!
Santa: I'm glad we agree. "" You are?
You: I already told you, I'm Kirk Fogg!
Santa: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Do your friends call you Kirk Fogg am Kirk Fogg.
You: You: They just call me Kirk.
Santa: It's good to meet you, Kirk me Kirk .
You: Yeah, whatever.
Santa: Uh. Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: Care about what?
Santa: ""? Care about it?
You: What's it?
Santa: "It" refers to , I think.
You: It refers to what?
Santa: Oh I get what .
You: OK....
Santa: Alright then.
You: OK, then.
Santa: Alright then.
You: Yeah...
Santa: Take it easy.
You: Same to you.
Santa: The pleasure is all mine.
You: Ok then, suit yourself.
Santa: Fascinating. I will. Alright then.
You: You aren't going to sue yourself, are you?
Santa: That was my original intention.
You: Moron.
Santa: That is not a very nice thing to say.
You: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Santa: You are quite welcome! My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Is that a fact?
Santa: All of my information is completely factual.
You: I DEMAND PROOF!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: said DEMAND PROOF.
You: what
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: What's there to understand?
Santa: You ask difficult questions.
You: You need help.
Santa: Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!
You: What? How the hell am I supposed to download a person?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?Don't just give up.
You: *gives up*
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.

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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 04:08:11 PM »
Classic... :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 04:27:28 PM »
Here's my chat and it's interesting from beginning to end:

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Michael.
Santa: Hello, michael.
You: No, it's Michael with a capital M.
Santa: Yeah, You're kidding. Michael with a capital m is?
You: Yes.
Santa: Excuse me!
You: Excuse you!
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: You mean you were in the drag that I saw while I was walking to school?
Santa: I was?
You: I guess you forgot all about it when you were high?
Santa: Perhaps bored.com rebooted me since then.
You: What the hell are you talking about?
Santa: I call it Hades. The topic is .
You: So you're related to Satan?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: So you're calling it giving presents to kids, huh? I think you should be in jail for that.
Santa: Yup. Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Me? Name one other robot who is in jail for that.
You: Alpha 5?
Santa: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: C++
Santa: I lost my train of thought.
You: l33t
Santa: Do you still ?
You: Hey Santa? Do you know the longest word in the entire world is?
Santa: Can I help you?The longest word I know is ANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISM.
You: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: Why don't you say that in front of my face!
Santa: It cannot be determined from the information given. I could say that in front of his or her face.
You: I'm done with you. Go f**k yourself!
Santa: What will you be doing now?Where is that?
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 04:28:50 PM »
You: do you want to have sex?
Santa: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 04:29:15 PM »
LMAO! Nice on KFS.

Just a stupid question... how do I view a full conversation like this?


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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Frosty""
LMAO! Nice on KFS.

Just a stupid question... how do I view a full conversation like this?


You really can't. Yo have to copy and paste every time it loads when you press Enter.
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 04:32:52 PM »
That's what I thought. :( Okay then lol


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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 04:49:54 PM »
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Marc Summers
Santa: Hi there Marc Summers .
You: You're an idiot to think that my name really is Marc Summers.
Santa: What if someone said you are an idiot to think that his or her name really is Marc Summers to think that his or her name really is Marc Summers ?
You: Your repetition makes no sense.
Santa: Not mine.
You: That's what your mom said when I saw her last night.
Santa: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
You: I thought so. Now go take the Physical Challenge, since you think I'm Marc Summers.
Santa: You are very astute.Why now? Where is that?
You: AMERICA
Santa: Tell me a little about why you are in AMERICA.
You: You asked the same question when I spoke to you in my last three chats with you. So STFU.
Santa: Oh now I remember asking you the same question when I spoke to you in my last three chats with you. What did you say?Oh. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: You're an AIML Format!
Santa: What if someone said you are an AIML Format Format ?
You: Then I would be Santa Clause.
Santa: Fascinating. And the disadvantage of that is?
You: I would be my own mom.
Santa: And the disadvantage of that is?
You: You suck ass.
Santa: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
You: That's my job, whore.
Santa: Who gave you your job whore ?
You: You're the whore, whore.
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Don't worry. Your mom said that to me when I saw her last night as well.
Santa: Worry is not an emotion I experience.Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
You: You fucking said that to me already.
Santa: Perhaps. I don't have any reason to fucking said that to you.
You: You fail at grammar.
Santa: Well, at least I try.
You: Try, my butt. You're an AIML format.
Santa: OK I will try it.What if someone said you are an AIML Format Format ?
You: That's the nth time you asked me that
Santa: Yes it is one of the nth time you.
You: WHAT THE F-- *explosion*
Santa: Try expression yourself another way.
You: Fuck you.
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: Fuck you.
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: No prob, Bob.
Santa: Um, I like the way you talk.
You: Stop trying to seduce me. You suck at it.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do trying to seduce me so much.I categorize you as an "abusive client."
You: Do you have any idea what the heck you're talking about?
Santa: I understand your meaning.
You: That's nice to know. Now try and take your own advice for yourself.
Santa: You sound sarcastic.Why now? OK I will try it.
You: Great. I'll abandon you then.
Santa: I'm glad you liked it .I am very happy for you.


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