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« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 06:29:15 PM »
"If You Seek Amy" - Britney Spears


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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 08:27:23 PM »
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"If You Seek Amy" - Britney Spears


:shock: OH! I don't like Britney Spears, so that's probably why I couldn't recognize the quote, TBF!


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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 08:29:30 PM »
No problem. I don't either lol. :D

Anyway, you might always want to look twice before you glue your hand to...

(If you know American Pie, you'd probably get this reference then)


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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2009, 08:44:25 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2009, 09:56:10 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2009, 11:15:04 PM »
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LMAO!!! That was a real hoot, ALF!!!

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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2009, 12:18:04 AM »
Don't worry about your new babysitter! She won't bite!


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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2009, 08:04:27 AM »
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Don't worry about your new babysitter! She won't bite!


:shock: LMAO!!! That almost sounds like something my Mom said of Jill Fatone, who baby-sat  me when I was 4. She was wicked awesome and very kind. The same could be said of her brother Michael, who would call my sister and me "Fruitcakes" and kicked butt at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game I had for my SNES!!! I kinda wish that I could see them again, though!

Back on topic, here's another one:

The Last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty!


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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2009, 04:20:59 PM »
No, sir, the wine bottle goes back in there. Yes, that little hole in the wall, right there. Thanks, sir.


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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 05:57:54 PM »
I meant to post this in the "Funny Pictures" thread, but since it's kinda sexual, well...

This is what you'll find on the safety sign for the "10 Inversion Roller Coaster" in Chimelong Paradise, China.



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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2009, 07:29:11 PM »
I knew the Chinese were messed up, but that's just ridiculous. :lol:

On-topic:

I love going to baseball games.  Watching those guys play ball always gets me hungry for the hot, juicy wieners and sweet, salty nuts they sell.
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 10:14:54 PM »
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I love going to baseball games.  Watching those guys play ball always gets me hungry for the hot, juicy wieners and sweet, salty nuts they sell.


:shock: OMG, ROTFLOL!!!! That was so funny, that I hit my head on my computer desk on the way to the floor! Keep up the good work!


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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2009, 10:30:27 PM »
You know those dogs who lick the camera sometimes? They are awesome...for some reason...


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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2009, 11:31:02 PM »
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I knew the Chinese were messed up

Careful...


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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2009, 11:34:52 PM »
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I knew the Chinese were messed up
Careful...


You got that right, Ed. TBK, I find that offensive, considering that I am of Chinese descent. :(

Since YouTube videos seems acceptable....
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