Rate the Silver Snakes run - Day 12: The Codebook of Mata Hari

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Jeremy did an alright job sure, but Elise looked like she wasn't even trying at all. Besides the production error, (which I definitely don't fault them for), the rest of the temple run was just uneventful. Which is why I just can't it high.

[AimYourBrent]

I went with a 6 because sympathy. That production error really seemed to screw them up.

[The Red Jaguars]

I changed my vote for War Fan to a 6. And now I can update the poll and move on. War Fan finishes with a 5.40. 

And since we had to do it eventually. Up next is "The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan". 

Episode: "The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan"
Artifact Location: Spider's Lair
Players: John and Tia
Pendants: 1.5
Outcome: Out of Time

[The Red Jaguars]

I gave the Golden Cricket Cage a 1. Is this temple run real life? How can anybody be as stupid as John and Tia? They deserve all the jokes they get. I don't care how young these kids were, you have to be mentally challenged to make it through only 4 rooms in 3 minutes. This temple run deserves all the jokes and this is the WORST temple run on the show. Please take note Youtube. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Easy one. John and Tia were just terrible, enough said. Hate every second of this run. Next.                                                                      

[The Red Jaguars]

How could the producers really let John and Tia f**k this layout up so much? I mean did they rewatch it after they taped it? I know it was early Season 1, but none of the other teams only made it through 4 rooms! Except for Golden Ship, but the Red Jaguars have an excuse. Even as bad as the Silver Snakes were in Lost Hammer, they still made it through double the rooms of John and Tia. I would've literally redone this entire episode and ban John and Tia from the show. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

And at least Billy knew somewhat what he was doing in Lost Hammer.

But yeah, they should've just redone this whole episode, like you said.

[The Red Jaguars]

When was the last time you have seen Golden Cricket Cage? I honestly haven't watched the temple run much (4-5 times?), but it is so bad that I know it by heart. I know I joke about it all the time, but I am not ever going to find a reason to watch it again.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Oh it's been years since I've so much as glanced at that episode. I only saw the full episode once, only once. Back when we had access to the old CNS episode downloads back on the old forums. Or did I see it on Dailymotion? I don't quite remember. But I only watched the full episode one time, and haven't seen any aspect of the episode ever since. This episode just doesn't exist in my book.

[The Red Jaguars]

I remember the first time I watched it and that was before I had access to this forum. I had no idea how infamous and that it would be the worst temple run ever. After watching it the first time, I knew that this would be the worst temple run ever. Although I wasn't really surprised because the earlier rounds were horrible. This episode doesn't exist just like Snow Cone for the Silver Snakes. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yup, Snow Cone is another episode I've completely blocked out of my memory. And I've only seen it once. I'm also pretty sure that episode was never on Dailymotion. So I know for sure I saw that from CNS episode downloads. Another episode I'll never watch again.

[The Silver Monkey]

I think the poll is broken. I can't find the "0" option.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, and there's no negative number (-1, -5, -10) button either. Even Snow Come deserves to be rated in negative numbers.

[The Red Jaguars]

Even though Brent didn't vote yet, we all know that no one will ever rate Cricket Cage higher than a 1. But he can feel free to add his vote next time he pops in. So on that note, this waste of space episode finishes with a lowly 1.        

Time to move onto the next run - "The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro"! 

Just kidding, we can save the Snow Cone for some other time.  Up next is "The Star of Sultan Saladin". 

Episode: "The Star of Sultan Saladin"
Artifact Location: Observatory
Players: Steve and Lea
Pendants: 1.5
Outcome: Win!

[The Red Jaguars]

I gave Sultan Saladin a 9!  This was a very exciting run and one of the best wins from Season 1. Lea was a solid front runner in this episode and I fail to see how anyone could have a problem with her performance?! I could care less if she tried a little too hard for the direct path, at least she was always trying to take the shortest route possible. She was a fast and smart contestant in the temple and didn't get turned around once. Plus, this win is memorable for the awkward ending too. I don't care if my score is generous, I am going to show this run a little love.