Rate the Legends Episodes! Day 121: RESULTS!!!!!!!!!!

[The Red Jaguars]

I also gave Imperial Wizard a 6. This episode is pretty decent IMO and I do remember some stuff about it. The Green Monkeys were a very dominant team including finishing first in the Steps and sweeping the temple games. They also did decent during the temple run where they faced a tough layout. Jared stalled too much in the Dark Forest unfortunately but Katie followed up on his path very well. One thing that drags this episode down is the extremely stupid legend. Wing Ding and Ring Ling? Really? I can understand the one Chinese woman's name being Ling Ling, but not every single Chinese woman's name has to rhyme with "Ing" you silly producers. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Jared and Katie were second in the Steps of Knowledge, not first.

And I also hated the legend. How racist and stupid.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

I'm ending this early, Imperial Wizard gets a 5.67, Remember if you want to talk about this episode, post below or PM it.

Next one up is The Helmet of Joan of Arc as soon as the poll is set to expire tomorrow.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Sorry about the long delay but here it is.

I'm giving Joan of Arc a 5. This was just your typical "Center of the Room" loss with a difficult layout with no shortcuts. Plus the episode is just average. If I can say anything good, it's only 1 of 2 times when the Torch room was completed.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I gave it a 6, it's just an average episode.

[The Red Jaguars]

I am giving Joan of Arc a 5. It's not a bad episode at all, just forgettable. I only remember the semi-interesting legend from that episode and the temple loss is average at best. It was the classic Season One temple loss where the second runner is slow and dooms the team from winning due to making a stupid mistake. They weren't bad players though and they still made it far. Overall, it was just an average episode.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

I'm ending Joan of Arc early. It gets a 5.33. If you have anything to say about this episode, post below or PM it.

Once the poll's expiration date is set for tomorrow, the next episode up is...OH NO... The Bifocal Monacle of One Eyed Jack              

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Poll has been fixed, as well as the spelling for "monocle."

[GreenMonkeys#1]

One Eyed Jack gets the shit rating of 1. This episode was crap from the Moat. Veronica is in my opinion the worst person in Season 3. They got so lucky in the Temple Games. Veronica couldn't even climb her way out of the Pit  . She got captured but in an ugly way because the ladders were removed to go down to the Jester's Court. Thomas even did the Crypt objective again . Veronica was just a lost cause and she is the reason why this episode sucks

[The Red Jaguars]

I also gave Bifocal Monocle a 1. This episode is literally utter garbage and there is NOTHING redeemable about it. I know it was the first episode of S3 and that it will be more awkward than usual, but "Belshazzar" and "Butch Cassidy" were also the first episodes of their respective seasons and weren't anywhere near a disgrace of this episode.

The legend is lame, the artifact looks too cartoonish and stupid, the temple games sucked, and the temple run is probably the second worst in the whole series. In Thomas/Red Jaguars boy temple game, the Red Jaguar boy literally spent the whole time trying to pull himself up the second hole in the maze game (like the one Jeremy cheated in). And don't get me started with the temple run. Veronica literally spent 1/3 of the temple run just in the Pit of the Pendulum. The wall couldn't have been that hard to climb. And then she backtracks to the King's Storeroom when she can't make any progress forward. Thomas was equally as bad as Veronica and he pulled the books in the Crypt when he didn't need to. And I kind of agree and disagree with you, GM1. I agree that Veronica was the worst girl of Season 3 but I also think Thomas was equally as sucky as her. They were both lost causes.

I know I overdid with the whole rant about this episode, but it whole-heartedly deserves it. The only S3 episode that might be worse is Snow Cone, but I hope we don't review that episode anytime soon. Overall, atrocious episode.                    

[GreenMonkeys#1]

I also gave Bifocal Monocle a 1. This episode is literally utter garbage and there is NOTHING redeemable about it. I know it was the first episode of S3 and that it will be more awkward than usual, but "Belshazzar" and "Butch Cassidy" were also the first episodes of their respective seasons and weren't anywhere near a disgrace of this episode.

The legend is lame, the artifact looks too cartoonish and stupid, the temple games sucked, and the temple run is probably the second worst in the whole series. In Thomas/Red Jaguars boy temple game, the Red Jaguar boy literally spent the whole time trying to pull himself up the second hole in the maze game (like the one Jeremy cheated in). And don't get me started with the temple run. Veronica literally spent 1/3 of the temple run just in the Pit of the Pendulum. The wall couldn't have been that hard to climb. And then she backtracks to the King's Storeroom when she can't make any progress forward. Thomas was equally as bad as Veronica and he pulled the books in the Crypt when he didn't need to. And I kind of agree and disagree with you, GM1. I agree that Veronica was the worst girl of Season 3 but I also think Thomas was equally as sucky as her. They were both lost causes.

I know I overdid with the whole rant about this episode, but it whole-heartedly deserves it. The only episode that might be worse is Snow Cone, but I hope we don't review that episode anytime soon. Overall, atrocious episode.                   

Well every episode will be reviewed so Snow Cone will come around

And not to be mean but who would EVER give this episode a four this episode sucks from the beginning. But if any one of you voted for it because I said , I'm not going to punish you  to Khan for 100 hours but it wasn't a wise decision. Unless you thought I was still doing Joan of Arc than I'll move your vote.

[PurpleParrot319]

Lmao, someone gave this a 4! xD

I gave it a 1. This one I remember, unlike Attila the Hun. Sadly, I remember it for all the wrong reasons.

[PurpleParrot4Life]

I gave "Bifocal Monocle" a 2. Even though this episode is not one of the best, it is one of the few episodes I remember watching when the series first was on. For sentimentality, I gave it an extra point.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

It gets a 1, nothing memorable about this episode other than the atrocity that is their temple run. Boring.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

I'm ending this early. One Eyed Jack gets a 1.67  Anything you need to say about this episode, post below or PM it.

Once the poll's expiration date is set to tomorrow, Next one up is The Belly Button of Buddha