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Offline The Bamboo Forest

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« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2009, 12:29:00 AM »
They have sex and give birth to an 8.

Why do people check themselves out in mirrors?
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« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2009, 05:36:59 AM »
Because it's a hobby.

Why did Kimberly go stupid all of a sudden?
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When artists like LMFAO, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Carly Rae Jespen and Justin Bieber and songs like "Party Rock Anthem", "Call Me Maybe", "Thrift Shop" and others are succeeding in today's music industry and about 99% of the world is buying their shit and any argument you make is followed by nonsense from these people, you would wish the world had ended on 21st December 2012.

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« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2009, 06:43:45 PM »
Because the only brain cell she had died, right then and there.

Why are people from the Southern United States considered stupid?
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« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2009, 06:49:44 PM »
Because they don't sound British.

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it?
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« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2009, 07:42:22 PM »
Because it needs to breathe.

Why are fire alarms so loud?
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« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2009, 05:33:00 AM »
So the principals can watch the sore-eared students walking around yelling "ARGHHHH MAH EARS MAH EARS!!!!" and laugh during fire drills.

Why does ice melt?
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« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2009, 06:10:35 AM »
So everyone will think you're a bedwetter. :P

Why did they need spin-offs for game shows?
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« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2009, 01:25:28 PM »
So that a new generation will know how crappy they are.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
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« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2009, 02:29:28 PM »
Because the other two hot dogs won't get the chance to stick themselves in a bun.

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« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2009, 05:56:10 PM »
One who doesn't take, obviously.

Why is Mario's hat red?
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« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2009, 10:05:30 AM »
Because it was white until he tossed it in the wash with his other red clothes.

Why won't those kids give that poor silly rabbit some Trix cereal?
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« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2009, 03:31:13 PM »


Cause Trix for kid!

-Are you getting pains in your stomach?
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« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2009, 04:24:51 PM »
No, I don't eat pains.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
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« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2009, 04:28:15 PM »
I'll take some Japanese meat-on-a-stick.

Why do boys like girls?
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« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2009, 08:26:49 AM »
Because they have boobs. :P

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