Author Topic: Spill...your...guts! (Read 7548 times)

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:20:31 PM »

I was suspended 5 times during the fourth grade. None in middle school, and I'm starting high school on the 13th.

Toltendo · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:20:44 PM »

I never had a girlfriend. Never got what you call your "first kiss".

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:21:59 PM »

Till this date, I haven't even hugged a girl, let alone have a first kiss.

The Ancient Warrior · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:24:51 PM »

But you're only 14, ALF. You got your whole life ahead of you, buddy!

As a matter of fact, Toltendo shouldn't feel the need to be in a rush. Hell, my parents didn't get married until their late thirties and they STILL didn't find the right person in each other.

Now for a little showing off

I danced with 14 or 15 different girls at my prom. I'm currently single, though. XD

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:27:38 PM »

Not when almost everyone else in your grade, the grade ahead of you, and the grade before you have.

I once felt like killing myself the day my mom filed for divorce. My parents ended up working things out, however. So I'm more...uh...emotinoally calm today. lol

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:32:34 PM »

Quote from: ""Asian Legends Fan""

Not when almost everyone else in your grade, the grade ahead of you, and the grade before you have.

I once felt like killing myself the day my mom filed for divorce. My parents ended up working things out, however. So I'm more...uh...emotinoally calm today. lol

Okay, settle down and listen to me ALF, because I'm not going to mince words on this post: (Apologizes to Ed for the "emphasis" in advance)

First off, it's MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE to have not had any romantic contact in your 14 year existence. That means that it'll be more fun for both yourself and your significant-other-to-be when you do in fact have your first romantic experience. For you, it'll be more fun because of the sheer amount of time you had to wait, because you won't have already gotten used to that kind of thing yet. For your significant-other-to-be, it'll most likely be a THRILL to have such a perfectly unspoiled boyfriend, as she will have the assurance that you'll remember her forever even if things between you don't work out. ALSO, to have not had any romantic contact by your age means that your a mature person who cares enough for his friends and family to not get enthralled in go-nowhere needless relationships, because you're self aware enough of the consequences of such frivolous relationships. So don't despair! Love is in the cards for you. It's just that you haven't met your soul-mate yet, and shouldn't feel rushed to find her.

Now, as for the Suicide comment you made. I will be DAMNED TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL if I allow myself to sit idly by when someone makes such a comment. Divorce is a very sad state of affairs. But that just means that your parents just couldn't find a way to see eye-to-eye at that time. It's okay to have felt sad, as anybody in your situation would have done so as well. But to think of your own SUICIDE?!!! NEVER!!! Sure the situation at that time was bleak, but look at what happened! Your parents patched things up, and hopefully have been happy ever since. I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar that if you had gone to your parents with the fact that you pondered committing suicide, that they would've mutually supported you emotionally through the rough waters.

So, to quote a famous song:

DON'T WORRY,[/colorpx] BE HAPPY!!!

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:37:52 PM »

Alright, alright. I'm flattered really that you care so much, but really I'm over both of those points. I don't want you to be stressed or anything. =/

Back to the topic of secrets: I once crapped in my pants....at 10 years old. Luckily I was at home, but I had eaten some bad food (I cannot believe they gave me a half-cooked beef patty at McDonalds) and couldn't rush to the bathroom in time.

The Ancient Warrior · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:44:40 PM »

My earliest (as in I was youngest at the time) memories are shitting in the driveway after playing around the sprinkler in the lawn and having my mom hose it away (at age 2 or 3), punching and making a kid named Garrett cry on my first day of preschool (age 3) and failing at crossing these dangling rings at a playground and ending up on the ground with a pebble embedded in my forehead (4). I have a small indent in my forehead from it to this day.

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:45:08 PM »

Ok, Ok, I admit it. I started a dog-barking chant at Church. The funnier thing is that all the other kids and some of the adults actually joined in!!! LOLZ!!! :lol:

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:46:28 PM »

The plant was an alternative place to go potty secretly until I was about 6.

Long Live Olmec · « **Reply #25 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:48:49 AM »

I once poured an entire bottle of water out of a 15th-story window.

Toltendo · « **Reply #26 on:** August 04, 2009, 08:46:27 AM »

The only prom I went to was my Senior prom. I was so disappointed because there wasn't many activities to do except for dancing, all the billiard tables were full, and it was at San Francisco City Hall, which there were only two floors open.

I did find out that the movie 'Milk' was filmed throughout San Francisco, including City Hall, so that the special feeling that I was on a movie set.

Purple Parrots Fan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:00:00 AM »

Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""

Since no one wants to go, I'll go again: Once, I played a practical joke on LLO that involved my own...uh...(well maybe this joke will be too explicit. =D) I'll just leave it at that.

What, did you use your "dic"tionary to prank your poor little bro? :lol:

Anyways, one secret of mine: When I was about 7 or 8, my family was on vacation to Myrtle Beach and my mom and I were taking a night walk on the beach. When we were walking back to our hotel, I had to pee so badly. By the time we got into the elevator, I couldnt hold it anymore so I peed in the elevator. My pants had to be put in some bag and were left to dry outside. My mom was pretty pissed at that. :lol:

Toltendo · « **Reply #28 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:40:22 PM »

I cried a couple of times in high school. One for a teacher that I've known shouted at me and for the strangest reason, at what they call "The Conservative Club" because I thought they couldn't plan their club and members well enough.

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #29 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:54:02 PM »

Quote from: ""Purple Parrots Fan""

Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
Since no one wants to go, I'll go again: Once, I played a practical joke on LLO that involved my own...uh...(well maybe this joke will be too explicit. =D) I'll just leave it at that.
What, did you use your "dic"tionary to prank your poor little bro?

Anyways, one secret of mine: When I was about 7 or 8, my family was on vacation to Myrtle Beach and my mom and I were taking a night walk on the beach. When we were walking back to our hotel, I had to pee so badly. By the time we got into the elevator, I couldnt hold it anymore so I peed in the elevator. My pants had to be put in some bag and were left to dry outside. My mom was pretty pissed at that.

1. It's up to you to decide. :wink:

2. Didn't you tell me this on the Spamming Palace? Or have you pissed in your pants twice? lol

My turn: I have once fallen face-first into a cream pie (don't think wrong here!), so technically I wasn't pied. I was pushed, though.

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