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« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009, 01:12:59 AM »
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Yes, TBK!!! That comment was very distasteful.


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« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2009, 01:14:42 AM »
But it's true though...we do translate things horribly sometimes. :wink: Which is why I'm glad that Taiwan dosen't post "orgiastic scream" warnings on our rollercoasters.
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« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2009, 01:56:08 AM »
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I knew the Chinese were messed up
Careful...

Yes, TBK!!! That comment was very distasteful.


Speaking for a Chinese myself:


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« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2009, 02:05:43 AM »
I was thinking that I'd pick up something that starts with a P last night, but failed miserably after finishing too early.


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« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2009, 05:30:13 AM »
[Non-Sexual]The above post might be misleading...so try using synonyms for some of the words, especially "finish" and "early". :P[/Non Sexual]

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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2009, 06:30:42 AM »
Sorry if I offended anyone with my comments. Me and my big mouth...
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« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2009, 06:34:25 AM »
Waiter, this cream of mushroom soup tastes horrible! And where are the mushrooms? All I see is the cream!

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« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2009, 05:53:12 PM »
It's very rude to talk with your mouth full.


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« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2009, 05:59:56 PM »
Be right back, gonna go sharpen my pencil.
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« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2009, 06:01:26 PM »
I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick a lollipop.


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« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2009, 07:59:49 PM »
Mommy, can I please have a Blow Pop sucker?
I like the pink ones the best!
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« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2009, 11:11:33 PM »
Never trust Nick (Leopard Skin Cloak) with a King's Storeroom key. He's already "misplaced" it once.
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« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2009, 11:15:11 PM »
Hi.
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« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2009, 11:15:54 PM »
How is that sexual? :roll:
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« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2009, 11:50:52 AM »
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How is that sexual? :roll:


After putting some "nasty" comments according to some people here, I just put strange quotes and make it sexual. for example, 'Come' and here's a new one.

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