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The Hilarious Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!
« on: July 24, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »
The main goal of this topic is to post the funniest sexual innuendo that you can come up with.

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Oh, to expand on the sexual inuendo jokes. Look at PPF's avvie when reading this:

Oh, she's Randy alright!


Ok, and begin!


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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 11:49:08 PM »
So does anyone live in Mianus, Connecticut? If you do, then I would love to meet you in Mianus, we could be friends in Mianus. We could have a gathering party at Mianus. There aren't many people in Mianus, so it sort of feels lonely and small in Mianus. I like to invite a few of my friends in Mianus so I don't feel lonely anymore in Mianus.
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2009, 06:27:13 AM »
Sorry, gotta go. Need to change and mop up the floor a little.


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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2009, 09:02:47 AM »
If you seek amy, I'll give you a dollar.

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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2009, 04:44:38 PM »
Man, it looks like I just took a ride on one of 'em splash boats!


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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2009, 11:14:47 PM »
Come!
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2009, 11:32:05 PM »
I sometimes wonder how playgrounds got their names...
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2009, 04:03:32 PM »
Me first mate works so hard each day, arghh, I dunno where he relaxes at night tho! He tells me that next to me booty in the basement, there's a nice hole in the wall to relax, but he always wakes up in the morning to find himself quite soaked.


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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2009, 07:48:16 PM »
I really like those footlongs my friend makes for me as a birthday gift every year.
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2009, 10:42:32 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2009, 10:59:06 PM »
Quote from: ""Purple Parrots Fan""
If you seek amy, I'll give you a dollar.


Can someone explain this one to me, cuz I don't get it.


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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 03:22:47 AM »
Listen to the song, you'll know what it means.
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2009, 05:56:44 PM »
"I told the Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere." ?Sarah Palin
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »
I really like the van that my dad bought me! :mrgreen:


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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 06:24:43 PM »
Quote from: ""Red Jaguars Fan""
Listen to the song, you'll know what it means.


Ok. But, what song is it from?


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