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Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 02, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
No, don't move this, it has nothing to do with GUTS or Global GUTS.

Share yer secrets; they don't have to be big ones either. Mainly secrets that don't apply to you anymore. XD

I'll start us off: I had a stuffed animal "army" to sleep with until I was 13.
Title: Re: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 02, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
No, don't move this, it has nothing to do with GUTS or Global GUTS.

Share yer secrets; they don't have to be big ones either. Mainly secrets that don't apply to you anymore. XD

I'll start us off: I had a stuffed animal "army" to sleep with until I was 13.


Hey, I still like to sleep with a group of my teddy bears, Squirtle, dog puppet, and the many others that have been with me on my bed for years. It makes me secure that I have someone watching to protect me and I still do.


So here's something that doesn't apple to me anymore:

-When I was young, sometimes my brother would help me wipe my butt after I was finished in the bathroom.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 02, 2009, 08:28:41 PM
I guess the forum is quite secretive. :roll::mrgreen:

Since no one wants to go, I'll go again: Once, I played a practical joke on LLO that involved my own...uh...(well maybe this joke will be too explicit. =D) I'll just leave it at that.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 02, 2009, 08:36:17 PM
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
I guess the forum is quite secretive. :roll::mrgreen:

Since no one wants to go, I'll go again: Once, I played a practical joke on LLO that involved my own...uh...(well maybe this joke will be too explicit. =D) I'll just leave it at that.


Come on, I already open myself saying about my butt-wiping days, so finish the rest.  :twisted:
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 02, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
But that one's more normal. My second one is completely sick.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 02, 2009, 08:46:20 PM
There was one night about a year ago when I felt like streaking outside. I was scared for the first time I did it, then a couple minutes later, I did it again.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 02, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
Once, I almost let my friend watch porn on my school computer account.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 02, 2009, 09:28:08 PM
I got caught. . .doing something. . .
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 02, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
But it happens to everyone...
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 03, 2009, 08:19:18 PM
Not proud to admit this, but I've been the victim of the Goatse internet practical joke 3 times!
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on August 03, 2009, 08:48:37 PM
I was suspended from middle school once and high school three times.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 03, 2009, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: ""The Ancient Warrior""
I was suspended from middle school once and high school three times.


3 times in middle school and once in high school here!
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on August 03, 2009, 09:09:38 PM
High-five? :P
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Post by: Toltendo on August 03, 2009, 09:15:46 PM
Never got suspended!
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 03, 2009, 09:19:06 PM
Never got into any fights at school.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on August 03, 2009, 09:20:31 PM
I was suspended 5 times during the fourth grade. None in middle school, and I'm starting high school on the 13th.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 03, 2009, 09:20:44 PM
I never had a girlfriend. Never got what you call your "first kiss".
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on August 03, 2009, 09:21:59 PM
Till this date, I haven't even hugged a girl, let alone have a first kiss.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on August 03, 2009, 09:24:51 PM
But you're only 14, ALF.  You got your whole life ahead of you, buddy!

As a matter of fact, Toltendo shouldn't feel the need to be in a rush.  Hell, my parents didn't get married until their late thirties and they STILL didn't find the right person in each other.

Now for a little showing off :P I danced with 14 or 15 different girls at my prom. I'm currently single, though. XD
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on August 03, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
Not when almost everyone else in your grade, the grade ahead of you, and the grade before you have. :roll:

I once felt like killing myself the day my mom filed for divorce. My parents ended up working things out, however. So I'm more...uh...emotinoally calm today. lol
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 03, 2009, 10:32:34 PM
Quote from: ""Asian Legends Fan""
Not when almost everyone else in your grade, the grade ahead of you, and the grade before you have. :roll:

I once felt like killing myself the day my mom filed for divorce. My parents ended up working things out, however. So I'm more...uh...emotinoally calm today. lol


Okay, settle down and listen to me ALF, because I'm not going to mince words on this post: (Apologizes to Ed for the "emphasis" in advance)

First off, it's MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE to have not had any romantic contact in your 14 year existence. That means that it'll be more fun for both yourself and your significant-other-to-be when you do in fact have your first romantic experience. For you, it'll be more fun because of the sheer amount of time you had to wait, because you won't have already gotten used to that kind of thing yet. For your significant-other-to-be, it'll most likely be a THRILL to have such a perfectly unspoiled boyfriend, as she will have the assurance that you'll remember her forever even if things between you don't work out. ALSO, to have not had any romantic contact by your age means that your a mature person who cares enough for his friends and family to not get enthralled in go-nowhere needless relationships, because you're self aware enough of the consequences of such frivolous relationships. So don't despair! Love is in the cards for you. It's just that you haven't met your soul-mate yet, and shouldn't feel rushed to find her.

Now, as for the Suicide comment you made. I will be DAMNED TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL if I allow myself to sit idly by when someone makes such a comment. Divorce is a very sad state of affairs. But that just means that your parents just couldn't find a way to see eye-to-eye at that time. It's okay to have felt sad, as anybody in your situation would have done so as well. But to think of your own SUICIDE?!!! NEVER!!! Sure the situation at that time was bleak, but look at what happened! Your parents patched things up, and hopefully have been happy ever since. I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar that if you had gone to your parents with the fact that you pondered committing suicide, that they would've mutually supported you emotionally through the rough waters.

So, to quote a famous song:

DON'T WORRY,[/colorpx] BE HAPPY!!!
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on August 03, 2009, 10:37:52 PM
Alright, alright. I'm flattered really that you care so much, but really I'm over both of those points. I don't want you to be stressed or anything. =/

Back to the topic of secrets: I once crapped in my pants....at 10 years old. Luckily I was at home, but I had eaten some bad food (I cannot believe they gave me a half-cooked beef patty at McDonalds) and couldn't rush to the bathroom in time.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on August 03, 2009, 10:44:40 PM
My earliest (as in I was youngest at the time) memories are shitting in the driveway after playing around the sprinkler in the lawn and having my mom hose it away (at age 2 or 3), punching and making a kid named Garrett cry on my first day of preschool (age 3) and failing at crossing these dangling rings at a playground and ending up on the ground with a pebble embedded in my forehead (4). I have a small indent in my forehead from it to this day.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 03, 2009, 10:45:08 PM
Ok, Ok, I admit it. I started a dog-barking chant at Church. The funnier thing is that all the other kids and some of the adults actually joined in!!! LOLZ!!! :lol:
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on August 03, 2009, 10:46:28 PM
The plant was an alternative place to go potty secretly until I was about 6.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Long Live Olmec on August 04, 2009, 03:48:49 AM
I once poured an entire bottle of water out of a 15th-story window.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 04, 2009, 08:46:27 AM
The only prom I went to was my Senior prom. I was so disappointed because there wasn't many activities to do except for dancing, all the billiard tables were full, and it was at San Francisco City Hall, which there were only two floors open.

I did find out that the movie 'Milk' was filmed throughout San Francisco, including City Hall, so that the special feeling that I was on a movie set.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Purple Parrots Fan on August 04, 2009, 10:00:00 AM
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
Since no one wants to go, I'll go again: Once, I played a practical joke on LLO that involved my own...uh...(well maybe this joke will be too explicit. =D) I'll just leave it at that.
What, did you use your "dic"tionary to prank your poor little bro? :lol:

Anyways, one secret of mine: When I was about 7 or 8, my family was on vacation to Myrtle Beach and my mom and I were taking a night walk on the beach. When we were walking back to our hotel, I had to pee so badly. By the time we got into the elevator, I couldnt hold it anymore so I peed in the elevator. My pants had to be put in some bag and were left to dry outside. My mom was pretty pissed at that. :lol:
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 04, 2009, 03:40:22 PM
I cried a couple of times in high school. One for a teacher that I've known shouted at me and for the strangest reason, at what they call "The Conservative Club" because I thought they couldn't plan their club and members well enough.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 04, 2009, 04:54:02 PM
Quote from: ""Purple Parrots Fan""
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
Since no one wants to go, I'll go again: Once, I played a practical joke on LLO that involved my own...uh...(well maybe this joke will be too explicit. =D) I'll just leave it at that.
What, did you use your "dic"tionary to prank your poor little bro? :lol:

Anyways, one secret of mine: When I was about 7 or 8, my family was on vacation to Myrtle Beach and my mom and I were taking a night walk on the beach. When we were walking back to our hotel, I had to pee so badly. By the time we got into the elevator, I couldnt hold it anymore so I peed in the elevator. My pants had to be put in some bag and were left to dry outside. My mom was pretty pissed at that. :lol:


1. It's up to you to decide. :wink:

2. Didn't you tell me this on the Spamming Palace? Or have you pissed in your pants twice? lol

My turn: I have once fallen face-first into a cream pie (don't think wrong here!), so technically I wasn't pied. I was pushed, though.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: PhantomBPR on August 05, 2009, 12:47:57 PM
Well if everyone else is talking about bodily function stories.....

Last year around the start of senior year, I had a big breakfast that morning, and we were issued text books that day. I made the mistake of trying to carry them all in my backpack and it caused alot of pressure on my back which in turn caused me to have to shit.

I tried holding it through math class and a friend I was sitting close to noticed me figiting. I told him that I was in dire need of the bathroom and had to sit through my Algebra 2 teacher's ramblings for 15 minutes.

At long last I finally broke free and made my way for the bathroom, without taking the time to close the class room door, and it was directly across the hall.

Somebody had left the seat up in the stall I was in, so in my hurry to shit, I slammed it down causing a huge noise to echo through the halls.

I'll leave what happened next to your imagination, but when I got back to class, everyone was working but the one dude I spoke of earlier was looking up smiling at me.

When I asked him what was so funny, he responded "SLAM!"

After that day I turned slam into a catch phrase and made it my mission to spread that story throughout the school.

What started as a horrific event ending up being one of the funniest and most re-told stories of my senior year.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 10, 2009, 07:00:29 PM
I used to have weird dreams...yeah I don't need to say any more about this. :P
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bandit King on August 10, 2009, 07:24:25 PM
I firmly believe in life on other planets.
Now, before you call me a freak, hear me out: I just said I believe in "life", not "intelligent life". It wouldn't surprise me one bit if, in the future, we found some primitive bacteria or something on a distant planet somewhere. As for the kind of aliens seen in sci-fi films...well, I'll leave that to the imagination.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 10, 2009, 07:42:26 PM
I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: nicklegends on August 10, 2009, 08:05:53 PM
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.


Oh, don't worry. This happens all the time in college.
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Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 10, 2009, 08:17:55 PM
^ LOL, is it that boring? :P
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 10, 2009, 10:25:07 PM
Quote from: ""nicklegends""
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.

Oh, don't worry. This happens all the time in college.


I meant in high school. I expected to really pay attention and not slack off at the beginning of high school. I felt ashamed of myself, but my World History teacher thought I looked cute sleeping, which a lot of my classmates agreed.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on August 11, 2009, 09:27:18 AM
What a weird thing for a teacher to think.
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Post by: Toltendo on August 11, 2009, 10:11:12 AM
Quote from: ""notundercovercop327""
What a weird thing for a teacher to think.


Well he's a cool teacher after all.

Now it's something that doesn't apply to my anymore, but I think we should extend the rule saying that we can also "spill our guts" that might apply to us.

-I still like to chew on crayons and erasers and mostly swallow it. I've been doing this since I was about 5 years old and I've been recently chewing on erasers lately. I think it's my natural nervousness.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on August 11, 2009, 01:11:17 PM
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
Quote from: ""nicklegends""
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
I once accidentally slept in class in my freshman year. I didn't know that I was actually sleeping because I could hear what my teacher was lecturing and some people talking around me.

Oh, don't worry. This happens all the time in college.

I meant in high school. I expected to really pay attention and not slack off at the beginning of high school. I felt ashamed of myself, but my World History teacher thought I looked cute sleeping, which a lot of my classmates agreed.


This happened to me a lot, heheh.  I SUCK at managing time, and that includes getting enough rest, so I snoozed through the easiest section of the PSATs in sophomore year and ALMOST feel asleep more than once in AP English IV in my senior year.
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Post by: Long Live Olmec on August 12, 2009, 02:21:21 AM
I have been trapped between subway doors before. The doors closed without warning on my ass. :lol:

And the doors opened on the other side for the next tw stop. D= Not fun.
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Post by: Asian Legends Fan on August 12, 2009, 11:51:29 PM
I almost peed in my pants today. On the first day of school. =3
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on August 13, 2009, 08:12:15 AM
Quote from: ""Asian Legends Fan""
I almost peed in my pants today. On the first day of school. =3


Speaking of peeing in your pants, I sort of peed in my pants when I got my diploma on stage with an audience of about 2,000 people. The lights were bright, everybody was looking at the stage, and I was totally nervous.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 13, 2009, 11:51:57 PM
I have once been crapped on my head by a bird.
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Post by: Toltendo on September 06, 2009, 11:49:30 PM
I was at my friends house and I was flipping the channels and I tuned into a show where there were many sexual infidelities going on. It's a show about prostitutes. My friends didn't seem interested and a little disingenuous that the show were people paying for sex, rather than actors or actresses having unsimulated sex. I tried to find some, but I gave up and eventually flipped to The $100,000 Pyramid.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on September 11, 2009, 09:30:29 PM
I walked into a glass panel. But that one was seriously transparent, and furthermore there was a path on the other side that led all the way up to the panel, so you can see why I got confused.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on September 12, 2009, 10:41:04 PM
Believe me, I've done the same. :lol:
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Post by: Toltendo on September 16, 2009, 10:18:08 PM
I like to lick Play-Doh and I have a few on top of my TV set.
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Post by: Asian Legends Fan on September 16, 2009, 11:38:02 PM
Ooh, here's a very embarrassing secret. Don't tell anyone...






































































































































































I'm a virgin. :P
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Red Jaguars Fan on September 17, 2009, 01:44:07 AM
We all are. :P
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Post by: Red Jaguars Fan on September 17, 2009, 01:47:30 AM
I actually fell on the floor one day EIGHT times! It was painful and really not my day.
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Post by: Toltendo on September 17, 2009, 05:02:04 PM
.m
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Post by: The Bamboo Forest on September 18, 2009, 03:51:38 AM
Quote from: ""Red Jaguars Fan""
We all are. :P

How did you know I wasn't one? :shock::P
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Toltendo on October 01, 2009, 06:03:46 PM
I like to put on lipstick. For me, it's fun to put it on and leave it on for hours.
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Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 01, 2009, 11:55:39 PM
I walked into a wall. The glass panel thing can be understood I guess, but this was a 10 foot concrete wall. :lol:
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Post by: The Mandarin Hand on October 02, 2009, 05:06:29 AM
I've got a steady job as a tie salesman.  Also, I've never been suspended, and my girlfriend of two years and counting can attest to me not being a virgin.   I've never been suspended in school, and I had/have a very active social life.

Take that.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Red Jaguars Fan on October 02, 2009, 05:16:52 AM
Taken :P

I had to hit my friend because I keep saying to her to get therapy (believe me, it's tough), and she shouted at me and messed up some important matters. So, I resorted to things that you'll never imagine.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 02, 2009, 05:18:27 AM
I used to be the eraser-chewer during my lower and middle school years.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: Red Jaguars Fan on October 02, 2009, 05:21:15 AM
Last year, I was actually the cute boy who everyone wanted to....

Well, it's hard to explain, but it's disturbing because bothe genders wanted to do it on me.
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 02, 2009, 05:30:47 AM
:shock:

Are. You. Serious.
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Post by: Red Jaguars Fan on October 02, 2009, 05:39:35 AM
Yes. I. Am.

Now, I'm between a wallflower and a somebody.
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Post by: Olmec's Priestess on November 11, 2009, 06:41:30 PM
I have a very shameful secret. I've been debating about whether to tell it since I'm still kind of new here.

<_<

>_>


My first crush....

was Olmec.


*squeals and hides under her desk* I knew it was weird even at age nine!  :oops:  :oops:
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Bandit King on November 14, 2009, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: ""Olmec's Priestess""
I have a very shameful secret. I've been debating about whether to tell it since I'm still kind of new here.

<_<

>_>


My first crush....

was Olmec.


*squeals and hides under her desk* I knew it was weird even at age nine!  :oops:  :oops:


*Crouches down to talk to Olmec's Priestess under the desk*

There, there...it's not your fault you're so weird... :lol:

J/K...
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Post by: Toltendo on June 11, 2010, 11:58:17 PM
I haven't come clean with this, but with all of the gay jokes I've been making for some time at the spamming area and sexual innuendo thread, I'm actually gay.

Unfortunately, I still have a weird mind, not because of my sexuality, but for years, I just try my best to get a good laugh out of you guys, whatever means necessary.  :oops:
Title: Spill...your...guts!
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on June 14, 2010, 08:11:07 AM
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
I haven't come clean with this, but with all of the gay jokes I've been making for some time at the spamming area and sexual innuendo thread, I'm actually gay.

Unfortunately, I still have a weird mind, not because of my sexuality, but for years, I just try my best to get a good laugh out of you guys, whatever means necessary.  :)