Alright, time for a HUUUUUUUUGE post.
In the Purple Parrots thread, I came up with the idea to create a new scoring system that would be based on all rounds of the show, not just the Temple Run. The entire purpose was mostly to see if the Purple Parrots were still the worst. I’m glad to say that team rankings did change around, and I think the new rankings reflect well on what actually did happen.
This was the scoring system I created:
For each team in each episode:
1 point for crossing the Moat
An extra ½ point to the team that crosses first
If a team got one player across, they get ½ point
2 points for passing the Steps of Knowledge
An extra ½ point to the first team to make it down
Another ½ point if they won by sweeping the first three questions
If they didn’t make it, ½ point for every question they got right
Points in the Temple Games equal to the number of pendants earned
An extra point to the team who wins
Another extra point if they won by a shutout
½ point for finding the half-pendant in the Temple Run
For solo runs, I award this point as long as the frontrunner clearly signaled the half-pendant
1 point for reaching the artifact*
2 more points for successfully returning with the artifact
*At my discretion, I could still give losing teams this point if they were screwed over by a difficult layout or a production fault. I only ended up giving this to two teams. Travis & Elisa from The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible, and Jeremy & Elise from The War Fan of the Forty-Seven Ronin.
This is the way the teams are typically ranked based on the temple runs
Traditional Standings:
1st – Green Monkeys
2nd – Silver Snakes
3rd – Orange Iguanas
4th – Blue Barracudas
5th – Red Jaguars
6th – Purple Parrots
I will now go into many, many details about how this played out. I will divide up the scoring by season, round, and teams.
It will look something like this:
Occurrence (how many points it is worth) – Number of times it happened (total score)
At the end, I will list the overall final rankings of the teams, giving honorable mentions to the three best individual teams from each color team.
Here we go:
Season 1:
Moat Crossing:
Red Jaguars:
Crossed first (1.5) – 13 (19.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 20 (20)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 7 (3.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 0 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing: 43
Blue Barracudas:
Crossed first (1.5) – 7 (10.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 23 (23)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 9 (4.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing: 38
Green Monkeys:
Crossed first (1.5) – 5 (7.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 19 (19)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 14 (7)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 2 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing: 33.5
Orange Iguanas:
Crossed first (1.5) – 5 (7.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 16 (16)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 18 (9)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing: 32.5
Purple Parrots:
Crossed first (1.5) – 1 (1.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 20 (20)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 16 (8 )
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing: 29.5
Silver Snakes:
Crossed first (1.5) – 9 (13.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 22 (22)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 7 (3.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 2 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing: 39
Moat rankings:
Red Jaguars – 43
Silver Snakes – 39
Blue Barracudas – 38
Green Monkeys – 33.5
Orange Iguanas – 32.5
Purple Parrots – 29.5
Steps of Knowledge:
Red Jaguars:
Appearances - 33
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 8 (20)
Made it down second (2) – 9 (18 )
Got 2 right (1) – 4 (4)
Got 1 right (.5) – 9 (4.5)
Got none right (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from SoK – 49.5
Points per appearance – 1.50
Blue Barracudas:
Appearances - 30
Swept first three questions (3) – 0 (0)
Made it down first (2.5) – 8 (20)
Made it down second (2) – 8 (16)
Got 2 right (1) – 2 (2)
Got 1 right (.5) – 8 (4)
Got none right (0) – 4 (0)
Total points from SoK – 42
Points per appearance – 1.40
Green Monkeys:
Appearances - 24
Swept first three questions (3) – 0 (0)
Made it down first (2.5) – 4 (10)
Made it down second (2) – 5 (10)
Got 2 right (1) – 6 (6)
Got 1 right (.5) – 5 (2.5)
Got none right (0) – 4 (0)
Total points from SoK – 28.5
Points per appearance – 1.19
Orange Iguanas:
Appearances - 21
Swept first three questions (3) – 2 (6)
Made it down first (2.5) – 2 (5)
Made it down second (2) – 5 (10)
Got 2 right (1) – 3 (3)
Got 1 right (.5) – 4 (2)
Got none right (0) – 5 (0)
Total points from SoK – 26
Points per appearance – 1.24
Purple Parrots:
Appearances - 21
Swept first three questions (3) – 0 (0)
Made it down first (2.5) – 6 (15)
Made it down second (2) – 3 (6)
Got 2 right (1) – 6 (6)
Got 1 right (.5) – 3 (1.5)
Got none right (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from SoK – 28.5
Points per appearance – 1.36
Silver Snakes:
Appearances - 31
Swept first three questions (3) – 2 (6)
Made it down first (2.5) – 7 (17.5)
Made it down second (2) – 10 (20)
Got 2 right (1) – 2 (2)
Got 1 right (.5) – 6 (3)
Got none right (0) – 4 (0)
Total points from SoK – 48.5
Points per appearance – 1.56
Steps of Knowledge Rankings (based on Points Per Appearance)
Silver Snakes – 1.56
Red Jaguars – 1.50
Blue Barracudas – 1.40
Purple Parrots – 1.36
Orange Iguanas – 1.24
Green Monkeys – 1.19
Temple Games
Red Jaguars
Appearances – 18
Shutout opponent (4) – 0 (0)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 3 (9)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 6 (15)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 1 (2)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 1 (1.5)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 2 (2)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 3 (1.5)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 2 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 31
Points per appearance – 1.72
Blue Barracudas
Appearances – 16
Shutout opponent (4) – 0 (0)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 2 (6)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 4 (10)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 1 (2)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 2 (2)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 7 (3.5)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 0 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 23.5
Points per appearance – 1.47
Green Monkeys
Appearances – 9
Shutout opponent (4) – 1 (4)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 1 (3)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 2 (5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 1 (1)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 4 (2)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 0 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 15
Points per appearance – 1.67
Orange Iguanas
Appearances – 9
Shutout opponent (4) – 1 (4)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 3 (9)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 2 (5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 1 (1)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 2 (1)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 0 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 20
Points per appearance – 2.22
Purple Parrots
Appearances – 9
Shutout opponent (4) – 0 (0)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 1 (3)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 1 (2.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 1 (1.5)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 3 (3)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 2 (1)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 11
Points per appearance – 1.22
Silver Snakes
Appearances – 19
Shutout opponent (4) – 2 (8 )
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 1 (3)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 6 (15)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 2 (4)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 1 (1.5)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 3 (3)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 4 (2)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 0
Total points from Temple Games – 36.5
Points per appearance – 1.92
Temple Games ranking (based on Points Per Appearance)
Orange Iguanas - 2.22
Silver Snakes - 1.92
Red Jaguars - 1.72
Blue Barracudas - 1.67
Green Monkeys - 1.47
Purple Parrots - 1.22
Temple Run:
Red Jaguars
Runs – 10
Half-pendant located (.5) – 1 (.5)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 2 (6)
Total points from Temple Runs – 7.5
Points per run – 0.75
Blue Barracudas
Runs – 7
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 3 (9)
Total points from Temple Runs – 10
Points per run – 1.43
Green Monkeys
Runs – 4
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 2 (6)
Total points from Temple Runs – 7
Points per run – 1.75
Orange Iguanas
Runs – 6
Half-pendant located (.5) – 2 (1)
Artifact reached (1) – 0 (0)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 0 (0)
Total points from Temple Runs – 1
Points per run – 0.17
Purple Parrots
Runs – 2
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 0 (0)
Total points from Temple Runs – 1
Points per run – 0.50
Silver Snakes
Runs – 11
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 5 (15)
Total points from Temple Runs – 16
Points per run – 1.45
Temple Run rankings (based on Points Per Run)
Green Monkeys – 1.75
Silver Snakes – 1.45
Blue Barracudas – 1.43
Red Jaguars – 0.75
Purple Parrots – 0.50
Orange Iguanas – 0.17
Overall Season 1 Rankings:
Total points scored - 618
Silver Snakes – 140 (22.7%)
Red Jaguars – 131 (21.2%)
Blue Barracudas – 113.5 (18.4%)
Green Monkeys – 84 (13.6%)
Orange Iguanas – 79.5 (12.9%)
Purple Parrots – 70 (11.3%)
Season 2:
Moat Crossing:
Red Jaguars:
Crossed first (1.5) – 7 (10.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 20 (20)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 8 (4)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 5 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 34.5
Blue Barracudas:
Crossed first (1.5) – 5 (7.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 20 (20)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 13 (6.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 2 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 34
Green Monkeys:
Crossed first (1.5) – 8 (12)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 25 (25)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 7 (3.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 0 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 40.5
Orange Iguanas:
Crossed first (1.5) – 4 (6)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 17 (17)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 11 (5.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 8 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 28.5
Purple Parrots:
Crossed first (1.5) – 5 (7.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 20 (20)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 8 (4)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 7 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 31.5
Silver Snakes:
Crossed first (1.5) – 13 (19.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 16 (16)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 6 (3)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 5 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 38.5
Moat rankings:
Green Monkeys –40.5
Silver Snakes – 38.5
Red Jaguars – 34.5
Blue Barracudas – 34
Purple Parrots – 31.5
Orange Iguanas – 28.5
Steps of Knowledge:
Red Jaguars:
Appearances – 27
Swept first three questions (3) – 0 (0)
Made it down first (2.5) – 4 (10)
Made it down second (2) – 6 (12)
Got 2 right (1) – 7 (7)
Got 1 right (.5) – 7 (3.5)
Got none right (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from SoK – 32.5
Points per appearance – 1.20
Blue Barracudas:
Appearances - 25
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 5 (12.5)
Made it down second (2) – 8 (16)
Got 2 right (1) – 5 (5)
Got 1 right (.5) – 2 (1)
Got none right (0) – 4 (0)
Total points from SoK – 37.5
Points per appearance – 1.50
Green Monkeys:
Appearances - 33
Swept first three questions (3) – 0 (0)
Made it down first (2.5) – 8 (20)
Made it down second (2) – 6 (12)
Got 2 right (1) – 9 (9)
Got 1 right (.5) – 4 (2)
Got none right (0) – 6 (0)
Total points from SoK – 43
Points per appearance – 1.30
Orange Iguanas:
Appearances - 21
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 7 (17.5)
Made it down second (2) – 7 (14)
Got 2 right (1) – 1 (1)
Got 1 right (.5) – 4 (2)
Got none right (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from SoK – 37.5
Points per appearance – 1.79
Purple Parrots:
Appearances - 25
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 7 (17.5)
Made it down second (2) – 9 (18 )
Got 2 right (1) – 0 (0)
Got 1 right (.5) – 5 (2.5)
Got none right (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from SoK – 41
Points per appearance – 1.64
Silver Snakes:
Appearances - 29
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 5 (12.5)
Made it down second (2) – 4 (8 )
Got 2 right (1) – 4 (4)
Got 1 right (.5) – 9 (4.5)
Got none right (0) – 6 (0)
Total points from SoK – 32
Points per appearance – 1.10
Steps of Knowledge rankings:
Orange Iguanas – 1.79
Purple Parrots – 1.64
Blue Barracudas – 1.50
Green Monkeys – 1.30
Red Jaguars – 1.20
Silver Snakes – 1.10
Temple Games:
Red Jaguars:
Appearances – 10
Shutout opponents (4) – 1 (4)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 1 (3)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 4 (10)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 2 (2)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 2 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 19
Points per appearance – 1.90
Blue Barracudas:
Appearances – 14
Shutout opponents (4) – 4 (16)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 1 (3)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 0 (0)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 2 (4)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 1 (1)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 5 (2.5)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 26.5
Points per appearance – 1.89
Green Monkeys:
Appearances – 14
Shutout opponents (4) – 0 (0)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 1 (3)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 3 (7.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 1 (2)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 1 (1.5)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 3 (3)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 4 (2)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 19
Points per appearance – 1.36
Orange Iguanas:
Appearances – 15
Shutout opponents (4) – 2 (8 )
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 3 (9)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 3 (7.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 2 (4)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 1 (1.5)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 3 (3)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 33
Points per appearance – 2.20
Purple Parrots:
Appearances – 17
Shutout opponents (4) – 1 (4)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 3 (9)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 3 (7.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 3 (4.5)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 3 (3)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 2 (1)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 2 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 29
Points per appearance – 1.71
Silver Snakes:
Appearances – 10
Shutout opponents (4) – 0
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 0
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 4 (10)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 1 (2)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 1 (1)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 3 (1.5)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 14.5
Points per appearance – 1.45
Temple Games rankings:
Orange Iguanas – 2.20
Red Jaguars – 1.90
Blue Barracudas – 1.89
Purple Parrots – 1.71
Silver Snakes – 1.45
Green Monkeys – 1.36
Temple Runs:
Red Jaguars:
Runs – 6
Half-pendant located (.5) – 1 (.5)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 0 (0)
Total points from Temple Runs – 1.5
Points per run – 0.25
Blue Barracudas:
Runs – 7
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 0 (0)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 2 (6)
Total points from Temple Runs – 6
Points per run – 0.86
Green Monkeys:
Runs – 5
Half-pendant located (.5) – 1 (.5)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 2 (6)
Total points from Temple Runs – 7.5
Points per run – 1.50
Orange Iguanas:
Runs – 10
Half-pendant located (.5) – 2 (1)
Artifact reached (1) – 2 (2)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 3 (9)
Total points from Temple Runs – 12
Points per run – 1.20
Purple Parrots:
Runs – 7
Half-pendant located (.5) – 2 (1)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 2 (6)
Total points from Temple Runs – 8
Points per run – 1.14
Silver Snakes:
Runs – 5
Half-pendant located (.5) – 1 (.5)
Artifact reached (1) – 2 (2)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 1 (3)
Total points from Temple Runs – 5.5
Points per run – 1.10
Temple Run rankings:
Green Monkeys – 1.50
Orange Iguanas – 1.20
Purple Parrots – 1.14
Silver Snakes – 1.10
Blue Barracudas – 0.86
Red Jaguars – 0.25
Overall Season 2 rankings:
Total points scored – 612.5
Orange Iguanas – 111 (18.1%)
Green Monkeys – 110 (18.0%)
Purple Parrots – 109.5 (17.9%)
Blue Barracudas – 104 (17.0%)
Silver Snakes – 90.5 (14.8%)
Red Jaguars – 87.5 (14.3%)
Season 3:
Moat Crossing:
Red Jaguars:
Crossed first (1.5) – 6 (9)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 24 (24)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 6 (3)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 4 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 36
Blue Barracudas:
Crossed first (1.5) – 8 (12)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 13 (13)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 10 (5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 9 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 30
Green Monkeys:
Crossed first (1.5) – 3 (4.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 28 (28 )
One teammate crossed (.5) – 4 (2)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 5 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 34.5
Orange Iguanas:
Crossed first (1.5) – 10 (15)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 16 (16)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 9 (4.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 5 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 35.5
Purple Parrots:
Crossed first (1.5) – 7 (10.5)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 17 (17)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 11 (5.5)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 5 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 33
Silver Snakes:
Crossed first (1.5) – 8 (12)
Crossed second, third or fourth (1) – 20 (20)
One teammate crossed (.5) – 6 (3)
Neither teammate crossed (0) – 6 (0)
Total points from Moat Crossing – 35
Moat rankings:
Red Jaguars – 36
Orange Iguanas – 35.5
Silver Snakes – 35
Green Monkeys – 34.5
Purple Parrots – 33
Blue Barracudas – 30
Steps of Knowledge:
Red Jaguars:
Appearances - 30
Swept first three questions (3) – 0 (0)
Made it down first (2.5) – 5 (12.5)
Made it down second (2) – 7 (14)
Got 2 right (1) – 12 (12)
Got 1 right (.5) – 2 (1)
Got none right (0) – 4 (0)
Total points from SoK – 39.5
Points per appearance – 1.32
Blue Barracudas:
Appearances - 21
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 2 (5)
Made it down second (2) – 4 (8 )
Got 2 right (1) – 3 (3)
Got 1 right (.5) – 8 (4)
Got none right (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from SoK – 23
Points per appearance – 1.10
Green Monkeys:
Appearances - 31
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 9 (22.5)
Made it down second (2) – 15 (30)
Got 2 right (1) – 1 (1)
Got 1 right (.5) – 5 (2.5)
Got none right (0) – 0 (0)
Total points from SoK – 59
Points per appearance – 1.90
Orange Iguanas:
Appearances - 26
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 5 (12.5)
Made it down second (2) – 7 (14)
Got 2 right (1) – 3 (3)
Got 1 right (.5) – 5 (2.5)
Got none right (0) – 5 (0)
Total points from SoK – 35
Points per appearance – 1.35
Purple Parrots:
Appearances - 24
Swept first three questions (3) – 3 (9)
Made it down first (2.5) – 7 (17.5)
Made it down second (2) – 2 (4)
Got 2 right (1) – 4 (4)
Got 1 right (.5) – 5 (2.5)
Got none right (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from SoK – 37
Points per appearance – 1.54
Silver Snakes:
Appearances - 28
Swept first three questions (3) – 1 (3)
Made it down first (2.5) – 5 (12.5)
Made it down second (2) – 5 (10)
Got 2 right (1) – 4 (4)
Got 1 right (.5) – 10 (5)
Got none right (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from SoK – 34.5
Points per appearance – 1.23
Steps of Knowledge rankings:
Green Monkeys – 1.90
Purple Parrots – 1.54
Orange Iguanas – 1.35
Red Jaguars – 1.32
Silver Snakes – 1.23
Blue Barracudas – 1.10
Temple Games:
Red Jaguars:
Appearances – 12
Shutout opponents (4) – 2 (8 )
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 1 (3)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 1 (2.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 1 (1.5)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 4 (4)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 2 (1)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 20
Points per appearance – 1.67
Blue Barracudas:
Appearances – 7
Shutout opponents (4) – 1 (4)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 3 (9)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 1 (2.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 2 (3)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 0
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 0
Lost with no pendants (0) – 0
Total points from Temple Games – 18.5
Points per appearance – 2.64
Green Monkeys:
Appearances – 25
Shutout opponents (4) – 4 (16)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 4 (12)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 7 (17.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 2 (3)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 3 (3)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 2 (1)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 52.5
Points per appearance – 2.10
Orange Iguanas:
Appearances – 13
Shutout opponents (4) – 1 (4)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 2 (6)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 4 (10)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 2 (4)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 2 (3)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 0 (0)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 1 (.5)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 27.5
Points per appearance – 2.12
Purple Parrots:
Appearances – 12
Shutout opponents (4) – 1 (4)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 0 (0)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 0 (0)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 1 (2)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 2 (3)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 2 (2)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 3 (1.5)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 3 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 12.5
Points per appearance – 1.04
Silver Snakes:
Appearances – 11
Shutout opponents (4) – 0 (0)
Won with 2 pendants (3) – 2 (6)
Won with 1 ½ pendants (2.5) – 1 (2.5)
Won with 1 pendant (2) – 2 (4)
Lost with 1 ½ pendants (1.5) – 0 (0)
Lost with 1 pendant (1) – 2 (2)
Lost with ½ pendant (.5) – 3 (1.5)
Lost with no pendants (0) – 1 (0)
Total points from Temple Games – 16
Points per appearance – 1.45
Temple Games rankings:
Blue Barracudas – 2.64
Orange Iguanas – 2.12
Green Monkeys – 2.10
Red Jaguars – 1.67
Silver Snakes – 1.45
Purple Parrots – 1.04
Temple Runs:
Red Jaguars:
Runs – 4
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 2 (6)
Total points from Temple Runs – 7
Points per run – 1.75
Blue Barracudas:
Runs – 5
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 0 (0)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 0 (0)
Total points from Temple Runs – 0
Points per run – 0.00
Green Monkeys:
Runs – 15
Half-pendant located (.5) – 3 (1.5)
Artifact reached (1) – 3 (3)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 4 (12)
Total points from Temple Runs – 16.5
Points per run – 1.10
Orange Iguanas:
Runs – 9
Half-pendant located (.5) – 1 (.5)
Artifact reached (1) – 1 (1)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 1 (3)
Total points from Temple Runs – 4.5
Points per run – 0.50
Purple Parrots:
Runs – 2
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 0 (0)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 1 (3)
Total points from Temple Runs – 3
Points per run – 1.50
Silver Snakes:
Runs – 5
Half-pendant located (.5) – 0 (0)
Artifact reached (1) – 2 (2)
Artifact retrieved (3) – 2 (6)
Total points from Temple Runs – 8
Points per run – 1.60
Temple Run rankings:
Red Jaguars – 1.75
Silver Snakes – 1.60
Purple Parrots – 1.50
Green Monkeys – 1.10
Orange Iguanas – 0.50
Blue Barracudas – 0.00
Overall Season 3 rankings:
Total points scored: 618
Green Monkeys – 162.5 (26.3%)
Orange Iguanas – 102.5 (16.6%)
Red Jaguars – 102.5 (16.6%)
Silver Snakes – 93.5 (15.1%)
Purple Parrots – 85.5 (13.8%)
Blue Barracudas – 71.5 (11.6%)
Overall:
Moat:
Total points earned: 627
Average per team: 104.5
The number in parentheses is the percentage of average
1st - Red Jaguars: 113.5 (108.6%)
2nd - Silver Snakes: 112.5 (107.7%)
3rd - Green Monkeys: 108.5 (103.8%)
4th - Blue Barracudas: 102 (97.6%)
5th - Orange Iguanas: 96.5 (92.3%)
6th - Purple Parrots: 94 (90.0%)
Steps of Knowledge:
Total points earned: 674.5
Average per appearance:1.405208
Total points/appearances – Average per appearance (Percent of overall average)
1st - Purple Parrots: 106.5/70 – 1.521 (108.3%)
2nd - Green Monkeys: 130.5/88 – 1.483 (105.5%)
3rd - Orange Iguanas: 98.5/68 – 1.449 (103.1%)
4th - Red Jaguars: 121.5/90 – 1.350 (96.1%)
5th - Blue Barracudas: 102.5/76 – 1.349 (96.0 %)
6th - Silver Snakes: 115/88 – 1.307 (93.0%)
Temple Games:
Total points earned: 425
Average per appearance: 1.770833
Total points/appearances – Average per appearance (Percent of overall average)
1st - Orange Iguanas: 80.5/37 – 2.176 (122.9%)
2nd - Blue Barracudas: 68.5/37 – 1.851 (104.5%)
3rd - Green Monkeys: 86.5/48 – 1.802 (101.8%)
4th - Red Jaguars: 70/40 – 1.750 (98.8%)
5th - Silver Snakes: 67/40 – 1.675 (94.2%)
6th - Purple Parrots: 52.5/38 – 1.382 (78.0%)
Temple Runs:
Total points earned: 129
Average points per run: 1.075
1st - Silver Snakes: 29.5/21 – 1.405 (130.7%)
2nd - Green Monkeys: 31/24 – 1.292 (120.2%)
3rd - Purple Parrots: 12/11 – 1.091 (101.5%)
4th - Blue Barracudas: 16/19 – 0.842 (78.3%)
5th - Red Jaguars: 16/20 – 0.800 (74.4%)
6th - Orange Iguanas: 17.5/25 – 0.700 (65.1%)
Now, we’ve finally come to the moment of truth. I will name each team in order of performance, best to worst. With each team, I will name their best round (based on % of average) and their best 3 teams (if third place was a tie, I will also name the team that they tied with). This is my system for breaking ties for individual teams:
Points for how well they did in the Moat (1st – 4 pts, 2nd – 3 pts, 3rd – 2 pts, 4th – 1 pt)
Points for how early they made it down the Steps of Knowledge (Within 3 questions – 4 pts, within 5 – 3 pts, within 7 – 2 pts, within 10 – 1 pt)
Points equal to double the pendant differential in the Temple Games.
If it’s STILL a tie, I base it on who did better in the Temple Run. I don’t really have a measurable way to quantify this, though. I mostly go by how fast the players were and how many mistakes they made.
After that, I will call out the top 10 teams overall.
Overall Score and Rankings:
Total points scored: 1848.5
1st place – The Green Monkeys – 356.5 pts (19.3%)
Best round: The Temple Run – 2nd place, 120.2%
Top 3 teams:
Candice & David: Lawrence of Arabia’s Headdress – 10.5 pts
Lucretia & Shawn: The Trojan Horseshoe – 9.5 pts (8 tiebreaker points)
Lacey & Asher: The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza – 9.5 pts (7 tiebreaker points)
*Olivia-Emma & Robert: The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata – 9.5 pts (6 tiebreaker points)
*Shaun & Andrea: The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta – 9.5 pts (5 tiebreaker points)
2nd place – The Silver Snakes – 324 pts (17.5%)
Best round: The Temple Run – 1st place, 130.7%
Top 3 teams:
Jennifer & Jon: Galileo’s Cannonball – 10 pts (10 tiebreaker points)
Erica & Jeremey: Robin Hood and Marian’s Ladder – 10 pts (10 tiebreaker points)
Dorothy & Joel: The Enormous Iron Nose Ring of Babe – 9.5 pts (8 tiebreaker points)
*Kevin & Annie: The Ruby Earring of bin-Zibab – 9.5 pts (7 tiebreaker points)
3rd place – The Red Jaguars – 321 pts (17.4%)
Best round: The Moat – 1st place, 108.6%
Top 3 teams:
Becca & Taylor: The Helmet of Genghis Khan – 9.5 pts
Yakera & Kraig: The Ivory Hunting Horn of Roland – 9 pts (6 tiebreaker points)
Kristin & Kris: The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great – 9 pts (5 tiebreaker points)
4th place – The Orange Iguanas – 293 pts (15.9%)
Best round: The Temple Games – 1st place, 122.9%
Top 3 teams:
Tiffani & Jahmel: The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain – 9 pts (7 tiebreaker points)
Paula & Matt: The Silver Horseshoe of Butch Cassidy – 9 pts (5 tiebreaker points)
Elizabeth & Jason: The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus – 9 pts (4 tiebreaker points)
5th place – The Blue Barracudas – 289 pts (15.6%)
Best round: The Temple Games – 2nd place, 104.5%
Top 3 teams:
Jennifer & Tony: The Belly Button of Buddha – 10 pts (9 tiebreaker points)
Tabitha & Brett: The Diary of Dr. Livingstone – 10 pts (8 tiebreaker points)
Jennifer & Damian: John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine – 9.5 pts
6th place – The Purple Parrots – 265 pts (14.3%)
Best round: The Steps of Knowledge – 1st place, 108.3%
Top 3 teams:
Kelly & Tony: The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid – 10.5 pts
Tarrah & Chris: The Milk Bucket of Freydis – 9.5 pts
Randy & TJ: The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen – 8.5 pts
So unfortunately, the Purple Parrots are STILL the worst. But they still own their main claim to fame of having the best individual team ever. Speaking of which...
The Top 10 Teams:
1st place – Kelly & Tony – Purple Parrots – The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid – 10.5 pts (10 tiebreaker points)
2nd place – Candice & David – Green Monkeys – Lawrence of Arabia’s Headdress – 10.5 pts (9 tiebreaker points)
3rd place – Jennifer & Jon – Silver Snakes – Galileo’s Cannonball – 10 pts (10 tiebreaker points)
4th place – Erica & Jermey – Silver Snakes – Robin Hood and Marian’s Ladder – 10 pts (10 tiebreaker points)
5th place – Jennifer & Tony – Blue Barracudas – The Belly Button of Buddha – 10pts (9 tiebreaker points)
6th place – Tabitha & Brett – Blue Barracudas – The Diary of Dr. Livingstone – 10 pts (8 tiebreaker points)
7th place – Jennifer & Damian – Blue Barracudas – John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine – 9.5 pts (8 tiebreaker points)
8th place – Dorothy & Joel – Silver Snakes – The Enormous Iron Nose Ring of Babe – 9.5 pts (8 tiebreaker points)
9th place – Becca & Taylor – Red Jaguars – The Helmet of Genghis Khan – 9.5 pts (8 tiebreaker points)
10th place – Lucretia & Shawn – Green Monkeys – The Trojan Horseshoe – 9.5 pts (8 tiebreaker points)