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[GreenMonkeys#1]

I'm going to switch to the Texans because the Bengals are a hit or miss team. I feel that they may have trouble in Houston.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

PACKERS WIN!!!!!!!!                


And the Bengals trolled me. Thank you New England! We are now first in the NFC North!

[PurpleParrot319]

Close call for the Packers (congrats, GM1), but let me tell you. If the Saints lose tomorrow night, we'll be looking at the division leading Falcons at 4-7!

[GreenMonkeys#1]

I could shit a better division than the NFC south . 


R.I.P. Jacksonville Jaguars. They might as well have the #1 pick.


Also, since R.E.L.A.X, Aaron Rodgers is averaging 282.5 Yds per game and has a 25:2 TD:INT ratio and the Packers have won 7 of 8. It should also be noted that they have averaged 37.5 ppg!


Meanwhile since "We're on to Cincinnati" and the Arrowhead debacle, the Patriots have scored 39.57 ppg since.


Next week, these 2 face off. Tackling optional.

[The Red Jaguars]

I actually kind of feel sorry for the NFC South. If the Ravens were 4-7 and leading our division, I would pray that we actually don't make the playoffs. That is just sad and pathetic.

If the Ravens beat the Saints tonight, that means everyone in the AFC North will have 7 wins. This has to be the best division ever no questions asked.

Although I can't believe the Falcons blew that win yesterday. No wonder they have a pathetic record.

Also, I am not surprised the Bengals beat the Texans. This isn't the same Texans team that beat them two straight years in the playoffs. The Bengals have actually done a good job taking care of the average and pathetic teams. They choked against real teams like the Pats and Colts.

[PurpleParrot319]

It's gonna be a sad time for an AFC team that might go 11-5 and miss the playoffs while an NFC South team gets in at worst: 5-11!

[The Silver Monkey]

Never change, Jets, never change.

[PurpleParrot319]

For the first time ever, we have a division leader that's three games under .500 with the 4-7 Falcons. Seriously, the NFC South is a joke.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

And... for the first time ever, all 4 teams of a division are 3 games above .500. Yet at least one will miss the playoffs while 1 from that shit South will get in. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I do hope the Saints make it in with a losing record though and face the Seahawks and beat them. I still think the Saints will get in with 8 wins. They still have games against all 3 of their division rivals and they are at home. And they play the Bears too, who sort of suck. 

[The Red Jaguars]

And it is that time of year again - Turkey Day football! Will the Lions actually win a game this year? Will the Cowboys not embarrass themselves like they usually do?

Here are my picks:

Thursday November 27, 2014 (Thanksgiving!)

Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions (The Lions actually win a Thanksgiving Day game! Only because the Bears are a lackluster team.)
Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys (A very important match-up for the two. I am going with Dallas because they are at home and Mark Sanchez will screw up against a real team.)
Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers (Another important division battle. I am going with SF because they are the home team. Seahawks will beat them in Seattle later in the season)

Sunday November 30, 2014

Cleveland Browns at Buffalo Bills (With Josh Gordon back, the Browns are a little scarier on offense. I think it will be a close matchup though)
Washington Redskins at Indianapolis Colts (RG3 lost his starter spot to Colt McCoy )
Oakland Raiders at St. Louis Rams (Can the Raiders win two in a row? Naw, they reached their win total for the season. )
Carolina Panthers at Minnesota Vikings (They will be the only NFC South team to win this week.)
New Orleans Saints at Pittsburgh Steelers (Will Pittsburgh drop another game to a sucky team? I think they win handily at home)
Cincinnati Bengals at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Bungles will complete their South trip with a sweep of the Bucs)
New York Giants at Jacksonville Jaguars (One of these pathetic teams have to win. Let it be the one with an actual starting QB)
San Diego Chargers at Baltimore Ravens (A big game for both of these teams! I am going with the Ravens because it is at home for us. If it was in SD, I would choose the Chargers)
Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans (Texans will get 8 wins like they are use to. )
Arizona Cardinals at Atlanta Kestrels (Cardinals could be the first 10 win team this season)
New England Patriots at Green Bay Packers (Awesome matchup! I am going with the Packers because they are at home and more likable than NE)
Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs (Upset alert! I predict that Jamaal Charles will run all over Denver's defense and they steal the top of the division)

Monday December 1, 2014

Miami Dolphins at New York Jets (Another free win for Miami)

[PurpleParrot319]

Stone Marker, you might want to look at your pick for the Cardinals-Falcons game.

My picks are:

Thursday November 27, 2014

Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions (the Lions should win this)
Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys (home game, plus Sanchez will probably get exposed)
Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers (another home game)

Sunday November 30, 2014

Cleveland Browns at Buffalo Bills (I'm going with the team that I think is playing with more heart, and that's the Bills)
Washington Redskins at Indianapolis Colts (should be an easy win)
Oakland Raiders at St. Louis Rams (the Raiders have a chance, but the Rams are better)
Carolina Panthers at Minnesota Vikings (the Panthers need this and they should win after a bye week)
New Orleans Saints at Pittsburgh Steelers (you know the deal here )
Cincinnati Bengals at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (I know it's in TB and the Bucs still have a shot at the South, but the Bengals are better)
New York Giants at Jacksonville Jaguars (who cares?)
San Diego Chargers at Baltimore Ravens (should be close, but it's hard to beat the Ravens at home)
Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans (I smell another potential 8-8 year for the Texans )
Arizona Cardinals at Atlanta Falcons (no Palmer? No problem. The Falcons suck outside of their division)
New England Patriots at Green Bay Packers (home game, plus the Packers need this more because the Lions are close behind)
Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs (I know it's in KC, but really, they just lost to the lowly Raiders)

Monday December 1, 2014

Miami Dolphins at New York Jets (Miami looked good last week despite losing and the Jets suck so bad, they'd probably lose to the Raiders )

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Since I am traveling, there will be no pick pictures this week. 

Patriots vs Packers (Homer pick, plus the Packers are home)
Eagles vs Cowboys (This may determine NFC East winner, but Romo is better than Buttfumble)
Broncos vs Chiefs (The Chiefs lost to the Raiders, enough said)
Chargers vs Ravens (This may determine a playoff spot and Baltimore is home)
Cardinals vs Falcons (Fuck the NFC South)
Seahawks vs 49ers (San Fran is more complete than Seattle)
Saints vs Steelers (Fuck the NFC South)
Browns vs Bills (The battle of surprise teams, but since the Bills are home, I'm going Buffalo)
Redskins vs Colts (LOLskins)
Bengals vs Buccaneers (Fuck the NFC South)
Bears vs Lions (Wish it was the other way around)
Dolphins vs Jets (Dolphins will kill the Jets)
Titans vs Texans (Who cares)
Panthers vs Vikings (Fuck the NFC South)
Raiders vs Rams (Who cares)
Giants vs Jaguars (Toilet Bowl)

[GreenMonkeys#1]

The Chokejob has begun in Dallas. 

[The Red Jaguars]

It would be so hilarious if they lost their last  games to finish 8-8 like usual. It can happen though. Here is their remaining schedule:

@ Bears (Scrubby team, but it is on the road and Bears can pick apart their defense)
@ Eagles (they already lost to them in their house, so it wouldn't be a shock if they lost just as bad in Philly)
vs. Colts (Luck will destroy them)
@ Redskins (They already lost to the Skins at home )