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Offline Toltendo

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The Roast of Legends of the Hidden Temple
« on: August 16, 2009, 11:29:43 PM »
Now for anyone who has watched Comedy Central's roasts of celebrities or the Friar's Club, then you would know how it goes. Now you can be viciously insulting, but keep it to a level that is not breaking the fourth wall, nothing personal, and nothing that goes too far.

Make it dirty, but be careful, one of the trees butt holes may expel sap out it's hole. If it does, give it some gin, put your pendant of life in the gooey mess, and call it a day.

Also, clean up in Aisle 5 Kirk.
(Implying that he has a lackluster job)

If you wanna hire only one person who would play the temple guard for free, hire Michael Jackson.
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The Roast of Legends of the Hidden Temple
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 10:30:47 PM »
Random contestant: Yeah, we liked getting captured by you all as much as Mike Lupia over there liked molesting kids through the arms of those damn trees!!!
« Last Edit: March 10, 2011, 02:24:18 AM by The Dark Enforcer »

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