Author Topic: The Hilarious Sexual Innuendo Thread!!! (Read 8530 times)

The Dark Enforcer · « **on:** July 24, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »

The main goal of this topic is to post the funniest sexual innuendo that you can come up with.

For example:

Quote from: ""The_Enforcer""

Oh, to expand on the sexual inuendo jokes. Look at PPF's avvie when reading this:

Oh, she's Randy alright!

Ok, and begin!

Toltendo · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:49:08 PM »

So does anyone live in Mianus, Connecticut? If you do, then I would love to meet you in Mianus, we could be friends in Mianus. We could have a gathering party at Mianus. There aren't many people in Mianus, so it sort of feels lonely and small in Mianus. I like to invite a few of my friends in Mianus so I don't feel lonely anymore in Mianus.

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:27:13 AM »

Sorry, gotta go. Need to change and mop up the floor a little.

Purple Parrots Fan · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:02:47 AM »

If you seek amy, I'll give you a dollar.

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2009, 04:44:38 PM »

Man, it looks like I just took a ride on one of 'em splash boats!

Toltendo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:14:47 PM »

Come!

Asian Legends Fan · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:32:05 PM »

I sometimes wonder how playgrounds got their names...

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2009, 04:03:32 PM »

Me first mate works so hard each day, arghh, I dunno where he relaxes at night tho! He tells me that next to me booty in the basement, there's a nice hole in the wall to relax, but he always wakes up in the morning to find himself quite soaked.

Toltendo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2009, 07:48:16 PM »

I really like those footlongs my friend makes for me as a birthday gift every year.

Toltendo · « **Reply #9 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:42:32 PM »

Quote

Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:59:06 PM »

Quote from: ""Purple Parrots Fan""

If you seek amy, I'll give you a dollar.

Can someone explain this one to me, cuz I don't get it.

Red Jaguars Fan · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2009, 03:22:47 AM »

Listen to the song, you'll know what it means.

Toltendo · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2009, 05:56:44 PM »

"I told the Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere." ?Sarah Palin

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »

I really like the van that my dad bought me! :mrgreen:

The Dark Enforcer · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2009, 06:24:43 PM »

Quote from: ""Red Jaguars Fan""

Listen to the song, you'll know what it means.

Ok. But, what song is it from?

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