"Dear *Name which is not mine and is censored*,
FUCK YOU! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SINGLE FUCKING THING YOU'VE GOT TO SAY BECAUSE YOU'RE A COCKSUCKING DOUCHEBAG WHO DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE! YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON ON THIS ONLY FUCKING PLANET, BUT YOU'RE NOT, MOTHERFUCKER. GO SCREW YOUR MOM AND MAYBE FIND SOME TWAT TO LICK SO THAT I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANY MORE SHIT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
Sincerely,
*Name withheld*"
Well, obviously, someone got the wrong address or was just sending a random hate message, but still, hilarious to read.
