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« Reply #90 on: January 29, 2010, 06:47:16 PM »
I dedicate this one to TAW. :P

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" - Iron Butterfly

In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don't you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don't you know that I'll always be true?

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don't you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don't you know that I'll always be true?

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand
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« Reply #91 on: March 05, 2010, 04:56:23 AM »
"When" - Megadeth

No one hears a word I say
And my prayers are never answered
But you'll never see the pain inside of me
Stabbing me over and over and over
I trusted you and I loved you
And you spit back in my face
How could you do this to me?
When will you stop trying to hurt me?
I've walked a minefield for you
A career in hell with you
I have made it through the things
Others would surely die just watching
And the oath I take on this day
Is to know that you will be repaid
One day the sun will die and the night will crawl
Until then, until I see your world implode
I wish you death and suffering
Misery to spare
Time to rehearse your pain
Face the last enemy
I am the last thing you will know
The last thing you will see
I see your death surrounding me
I know you, yes I do
I know you

When no words are spoken and pleas are ignored
Your tears go unnoticed, will you say enough?
When prayers are unanswered and your calls are unheard
The pain cuts right through you, have you seen enough?

It all seems so deceitful and the verdict is lies
A black cloud of indecision compromised your life

When judgement has failed you
When your own heart's impaled you
Your wandering mind has destroyed you
Will you ever know when?

When you give everything and the feeling is gone
All the giving is fake, did you fake enough?
When you take everything and you stay too long
When there's nothing left, did you take enough?

It all seems so deceitful and the verdict is lies
A black cloud of indecision compromised your life

When judgement has failed you
When your own heart's impaled you
Your wandering mind has destroyed you
Will you ever know when?


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« Reply #92 on: March 05, 2010, 07:29:11 AM »
^ YES. >:3

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Skid Row - "Get The Fuck Out"

Your jokes ain't funny and there's nothin' you say
That I wanna hear
The sound of the door slammin' your ass out
Is music to my ears
If I can't beat you then I'm gonna beat you
To a pulp
So can the TV rays, instead my tonsil glaze
Right down your throat

You standin' too close, what the fuck's with you?
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
Well, no need to whimper, no need to shout
This party's over, so get the fuck out
GET THE FUCK OUT!

Well, I puke, I stink, bitch get me a drink
'Cause I'm payin' for the room
I ain't buying you breakfast so keep your mouth busy and
Wrap your lips all around my attitiude
Take a walk with me with your triple double D
And your 40-foot do
Why you walkin' funny? You must have spent some time
With the boys in the crew

You standin' too close, what the fuck's with you?
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
Well, no need to whimper, no need to shout
This party's over, so get the fuck out
GET THE FUCK OUT!

The man's comin' in and this is my bed
If I find you here when I wake up
The maid is gonna find me dead

You standin' too close, what the fuck's with you?
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
Well, no need to whimper, no need to shout
This party's over...
GET THE FUCK OUT!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
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« Reply #93 on: March 27, 2010, 07:27:24 PM »
"Points of Authority/99 Problems/One Step Closer" - Linkin Park/Jay-Z

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Got Mike
He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
So fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
They don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SO
All these mags try and use our ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads... fuckers
I don't know what you take us as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches nigga we ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law
I got two choices you'll pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I... pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
"Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?"
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you -- I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no god damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, 'cause some fool's just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzis with theie cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassing them
Trying to play the boy like he's scaring
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, shut up, shut up

I'm about to BREAK

Everything you say to me
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
I need a little room to breathe
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
Everything you say to me
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
I need a little room to breathe
I got 99 problems
And I'm about to
Break!


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« Reply #94 on: April 10, 2010, 03:05:21 AM »
Now, I don't absolutely love this song, but just concentrate on the lyrics and tell me your reactions when you see them.

"Rude Boy" - Rihanna

[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy; is your big enough?
Take it, take it baby, baby
Take it, take it; love me, love me
[x2]

Tonight I'ma let you be the captain
Tonight I'ma let you do your thing, yeah
Tonight I'ma let you be a rider
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up babe
Tonight I'ma let it be fire
Tonight I'ma let you take me higher
Tonight, baby, we could get it on, yeah, we could get it on, yeah

Do you like it?
Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want
Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom
What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want
Nah nah-ah

[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
[x2]

Tonight I'ma give it to ya harder
Tonight I'ma turn ya body out
Relax; let me do it how I wanna
If you got it I need it and I'ma put it down
Buckle up; I'ma give it to ya stronger
Heads up; we could go a little longer
Tonight I'ma get a little crazy, get a little crazy, baby

Do you like it?
Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want
Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom
What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want
Nah nah-ah

[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy is your big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
[x2]

I like the way you touch me there
I like the way you pull my hair
Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking, no, no
I like when you tell me 'kiss you here'
I like when you tell me 'move it there'
So get it up; time to get it up: you say you a rude boy: show me what you got now
Come here right now

Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me

[Chorus]
Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
[x2]

Well? :lol:


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« Reply #95 on: April 10, 2010, 09:04:44 AM »
Well, the video for this song just premiered on Noisecreep, so I figure I might as well post the lyrics:

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Megadeth - "The Right To Go Insane"

I barely get to the graveyard shift on time
After pulling another gruelling nine to five
I live from credit card to check
The paper money's whirling by
And I hardly just, just barely, only just survive

I'm living on the edge
Reality is teetering
My mind is on the brink

How will I face the day tomorrow
If I can't make it through today?
I got nothing left to lose, but my sanity
And the right to go insane

I got nothing left to lose
But my mind
I got nothing left to choose
So I think I'll go insane

My stomach aches from insufficient funds
My cheeks are gaunt, my guts are overdrawn
My head pounds, starvation's given me the shakes
Too much squalor, too much pressure, and now I'm getting pissed!

I'm living on the edge
Reality is teetering
My mind is on the brink

How will I face the day tomorrow
If I can't make it through today?
I got nothing left to lose, but my sanity
And the right to go insane

I got nothing left to lose
But my mind
I got nothing left to choose
So I think I'll go insane


Very appropriate choice for a single/video given the state the world is in. :P
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« Reply #96 on: May 20, 2010, 05:26:56 AM »
I don't usually go for emo, but it's such a good song to me.

Paramore - "The Only Exception"

When I was younger I saw my daddy crying
and curse at the wind.
He broke his own heart and I watched
as he tried to reassemble it.

And my momma swore
that she would never let herself forget.
And that was the day that I promised
I'd never sing of love if it does not exist.

Well, darling,
You are the only exception.
You are the only exception.
You are the only exception.
You are the only exception.

Maybe I know somewhere
deep in my soul
that love never lasts.
And we've got to find other ways
to make it alone.
Or keep a straight face.
And I've always lived like this
keeping a comfortable distance.
And up until now I sworn to myself
that I'm content with loneliness.

Because none of it was ever worth the risk.

Well you are the only exception.
You are the only exception.
You are the only exception.
You are the only exception.
You are the only exception.

I've got a tight grip on reality,
but I can't let go of what's in front of me here.
I know you're leaving in the morning
when you wake up.
Leave me with some kind of proof it's not a dream.

You are the only exception. [x4]

You are the only exception. [x4]

And I'm on my way to believing.
Oh, and I'm on my way to believing.
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« Reply #97 on: May 22, 2010, 03:36:30 AM »
I decided I had a few minutes to kill. I've been typing up sections of this one for quite awhile now, time to do the whole thing.

"One Week" - Barenaked Ladies

It's been
One week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying "get that together, come back, and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold me now and watch your hoodwink
'Cause it'll make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it never touched the frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfort's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake, I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I'd like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been
One week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault, but a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry

Chickity-China, the Chinese Chicken
You have a drumstick, and your brain stops tickin'
Watching X-Files with no lights on
With Dans la Masion
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
'Kay, I don't make films
But if I did, they'd have a samurai

Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been
One week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you
And said, "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
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« Reply #98 on: May 22, 2010, 01:04:06 PM »
In honor of the recent death of Ronnie James Dio:

"Holy Diver" - Dio

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away, get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen

Holy Diver
You've been out too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me
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« Reply #99 on: June 12, 2010, 06:09:23 PM »
"Rocket Queen" - Guns N' Roses

If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to you, 'cause
I can turn on anyone
Just like I've turned on you
I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you'll do whatever I like

Here I am
And you're a rocket queen
I might be a little young, but honey, I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're a rocket queen, oh yeah
I might be too much, but honey, you're a bit obscene

I've seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I've had everything that's tangible
Honey, you'd be surprised
I'm a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You'd better turn me on tonight

Here I am
And you're a rocket queen
I might be a little young, but honey, I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're a rocket queen, oh yeah
I might be too much, but honey, you're a bit obscene

(Guitar Solo + Recorded Sex)

Here I am
And you're a rocket queen
I might be a little young, but honey, I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're a rocket queen, oh yeah
I might be too much, but honey, you're a bit obscene

I see you standing
Standing on your own
It's such a lonely place for you
For you to be
If you need a shoulder
Or if you need a friend
I'll bee here standing
Until the bitter end

No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain
So don't chastise me
Or think I, I mean you harm
Of those that take you
Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby, yeah

Woah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No no no, no no no, no no no, no no no
Woah, oh oh oh, baby, yeah

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care


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« Reply #100 on: June 13, 2010, 05:13:18 AM »
Sorry, couldn't resist posting this one. :lol:

"Big Balls" - AC/DC

Well I'm ever upper-class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
They're such big balls!
And they're dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls!
And she's got big balls!
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
And my ballroom always full
And everybody COMES and COMES again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire!

I've got big balls!
Oh, I've got big balls!
And they're such big balls!
Dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls!
And she's got big balls!
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

OH!
We've got big balls!
We've got big balls!
We've got big balls!
Dirty big balls!
He's got big balls!
She's got big balls!
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Oh, we've got big balls!
We've got big balls!
We've got big balls! (And I'm just itching to tell you about them)
Dirty big balls! (Oh we had such wonderful fun)
He's got big balls! (Seafood cocktail...)
She's got big balls! (Crabs...)
But we've got the biggest balls of them all! (Crayfish...)

Oh, bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!
Bullock sucker!

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« Reply #101 on: June 23, 2010, 11:54:46 AM »
As a follow-up of sorts:

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AC/DC - "The Jack"

She gave me the queen
She gave me the king
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her deuce was wild
But my ace was high

But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before?
Said she'd never had a full house
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack

She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card

But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before?
Said she'd never had a royal flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the Jack, yeah, yeah

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack

She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
Ooh, was a bad deal, Jack
She gave me the Jack, hey

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
Ooh, can't ya tell? She's got the Jack

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
You never know, she's got the Jack

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, and it hurts!
She's got the Jack

She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oooooh!

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« Reply #102 on: June 25, 2010, 06:11:56 AM »
"Perfect Crime" - Guns N' Roses

Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away

But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime!
Goddammit, it's a perfect crime!
Motherfucker, it's a perfect crime!
I SAID IT'S PERFECT!

Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me? Don't fuck with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be, so don't fuck with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't fuck wit' the bad side of me
Stay away from the bad side of me
Don't fuck wit' the bad side"

T-Minus 1:09 and counting...

Ostracized... but that's all right...
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself...

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT

Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be!
Motherfucker, just let me be!
Goddammit, better let me be
Don't ya know you better let me be...

Perfect crime!
Goddammit, it's a perfect crime!
Motherfucker, it's a perfect crime!
Don't yaa know it's a perfect crime!


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« Reply #103 on: July 21, 2010, 05:32:43 AM »
I thought I posted this before... Apparently I didn't. :shock: Note that boldface lyrics appeared as is on the original 1985 version, but were replaced with a bleep in the 2002 remaster.

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Megadeth - "These Boots"

You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call love, but I call sex
You've been kissing when you ought-to-be-a-screwing
And now someone else can kiss your ass

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you

You been lying and there ain't no believing
And you keep saming when you ought to not bet
You been staying when you ought-to-be-a-leaving
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you

You keep dressing ways you shouldn't be dressing
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burned, ha!
I just found me a brand new box spring matress
What you know, bitch, you got a lot to learn

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna stomp all over you

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Are you ready boots?
Are you ready boots?
Are you ready boots?
Start walkin'!

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« Reply #104 on: July 26, 2010, 04:28:44 AM »
"Estranged" Lyrics:
When you're talking to yourself
And nobody's home
You can fool yourself
You came in this world alone
(Alone)

So nobody ever told you baby
How it was gonna be
So what'll happen to you baby
Guess we'll have to wait and see
One, two

Old at heart but I'm only 28
And I'm much too young
To let love break my heart
Young at heart but it's getting much too late
To find ourselves so far apart

I don't know how you're s'posed
To find me lately
An what more could you ask from me
How could you say that I never needed you
When you took everything
Said you took everything from me

Young at heart an it gets so hard to wait
When no one I know can seem to help me now
Old at heart but I musn't hesitate
If I'm to find my own way out

Still talkin' to myself and nobody's home
(Alone)

So nobody ever told us baby
How it was gonna be
So what'll happen to us baby
Guess we'll have to wait and see

When I find out all the reasons
Maybe I'll find another way
Find another day
With all the changing seasons of my life
Maybe I'll get it right next time
An now that you've been broken down
Got your head out of the clouds
You're back down on the ground
And you don't talk so loud
An you don't walk so proud
Any more, and what for

Well I jumped into the river too many times
to make it home
I'm out here on my own, an drifting all alone
If it doesn't show give it time
To read between the lines
'Cause I see the storm getting closer
And the waves they get so high
Seems everything We've ever known's here
Why must it drift away and die

I'll never find anyone to replace you
Guess I'll have to make it thru, this time
Oh this time
Without you

I knew the storm was getting closer
And all my friends said I was high
But everything we've ever known's here
I never wanted it to die
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