People who, when you ask for a hamburger, ask if you want cheese on it. If I wanted cheese, I would have asked for a cheeseburger.
Reminds me of the time I went to get lunch at a popular sandwich place a few blocks from school...
"Hi, yeah, could I have a junior B.L.T. on wheat bread, please?"
"What type of cheese do you want?"
"...Cheese? No, just a B.L.T., please."
"It comes with cheese and avocado, but no--none of that stuff?"
"No, just a B.L.T. is great, thanks."
(To the sandwich maker): "One B.L.T., no cheese, no 'cado."
I wonder if they forgot what the letters B, L, and T stood for? And I could have sworn there was neither a C nor an A in the name... Oh well.
I hate...- Owners who dress their pets in humiliating outfits.
- The color turquoise.
- Putting socks onto my own sandy feet.
- Fox News.
- People who swing their backpacks into me accidentally but don't acknowledge they did so.
- History class. (Not the subject, but the class.)
- People who talk too quietly in a big room.
- Crying and screaming kids who kick the back of your seat while you're trying to sleep on an airplane.
- Absurdly violent video games. (I don't care whether people play them, it's just that I wouldn't find them entertaining at all.)
- Stereotypical teenage Halo obsessors.
- Snobby tourists. (There are way too many of them in S.F.)
- Homophobes. (Granted, as a San Franciscan--you really can't be one.)
- People who think they are funnier or smarter than they really are and demand attention to their feigned intelligence and stupid humor.
- People who take the time to find my e-mail address through the site, yet fail to notice the gigantic, brightly-colored note on the Contacts page warning them not to ask me for them to be contestants on the show.
- Similarly, people who ask me whether I'm Kirk Fogg, or questions like, "Kirk Fogg, why did you take the show off Nick?"
- Forcing myself to respond to such e-mails.
- Laser-based and/or wireless computer mice.
- Bad drivers.
- Pizza chains.
- Internet Explorer.
- Cell phones.
- Too many other things.