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[Purple Parrots Fan]

Starting.... now.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Anyone here watch Doctor Who?

Me. Huge fan here

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Btw, I am so fed up with "Blurred Lines"!!! How is a song about "how a woman really wants sex even when they say no" so lauded

Also, Lily Allen made a satirical song about the industry and the music video is directed to, yup, Robin Thicke. It's kinda funny when you think about it.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Blurred Lines is such a perverted song. It's promotes rape, and the video is just disgusting. I mean, naked women? Might as well just watch a porno.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

And I heard about the Lily Allen song too. It's supposedly causing controversy, but if it's directed at Robin Thicke, I ain't mad at it.

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Blurred Lines is such a perverted song. It's promotes rape, and the video is just disgusting. I mean, naked women? Might as well just watch a porno.

I fear this song being the Song of the Year. It's either this one or Royals

Royals>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blurred Lines

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Whatever this "Royals" song is, that for sure better be the #1 song this year instead of "Blurred Lines."

[Red Jaguars Fan]

This is how Lily responded to Robin Thicke. I suppose it's really dirty, but you can see the message.

I suppose I should tell you what this bitch is thinking
You'll find me in the studio and not in the kitchen
I won't be bragging 'bout my cars or talking 'bout my chains
Don't need to shake my ass for you 'cause I've got a brain

If I told you 'bout my sex life, you'd call me a slut
When boys be talking about their bitches, no one's making a fuss
There's a glass ceiling to break, uh-huh, there's money to make
And now it's time to speed it up 'cause I can't move at this pace

[Bridge]
Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
I'll go ahead and say them anyway
Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits

[Chorus]
It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (for a bitch)
For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (for a bitch)
For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here

You're not a size six, and you're not good looking
Well, you better be rich, or be real good at cooking
You should probably lose some weight
'Cause we can't see your bones
You should probably fix your face or you'll end up on your own

Don't you want to have somebody who objectifies you?
Have you thought about your butt? Who's gonna tear it in two?
We've never had it so good, uh-huh, we're out of the woods
And if you can't detect the sarcasm, you've misunderstood

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch [x4]

Inequality promises that it's here to stay
Always trust the injustice 'cause it's not going away
Inequality promises that it's here to stay
Always trust the injustice 'cause it's not going away

[Bridge]

[Chorus x2]

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Whatever this "Royals" song is, that for sure better be the #1 song this year instead of "Blurred Lines."

[Verse 1]
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies
And I'm not proud of my address,
In a torn-up town, no postcode envy

But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like Cristal*, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

And we'll never be royals (royals).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me queen Bee
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

[Verse 2]
My friends and I—we've cracked the code.
We count our dollars on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come for money.

But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom.
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

And we'll never be royals (royals).
It don't run in our blood
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me queen Bee
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

Ooh ooh oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed,
And I'm in love with being queen.
Ooh ooh oh
Life is great without a care
We aren't caught up in your love affair.

And we'll never be royals (royals).
It don't run in our blood
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me queen Bee
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Blurred Lines is such a perverted song. It's promotes rape, and the video is just disgusting. I mean, naked women? Might as well just watch a porno.

I fear this song being the Song of the Year. It's either this one or Royals

Royals>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blurred Lines

No competition. "Royals" is actually good. "Blurred Lines" isn't. Case closed.

[The Silver Monkey]

What, no Galileo thin crust with Golden Pepperoni?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

What, no Galileo thin crust with Golden Pepperoni?

Yeah, what gives?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

They probably didn't want everyone to run past giant pepperonis, or worship the Great Linguini.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Boy, that was some storm we got.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The TV went out for well over an hour. But, it's back on as of right now.