Using the F word in a children's book? What is the world coming to? 
Just so you understand, the writer DID say it was a "children's book
for adults," and apparently it was written in such a style to match that description. Not really for kids, but sort of to tell other adults "Believe me, I know how hard parenting can be at times" with a bit of a laugh.

Anyway, back to this question. The answer was in fact B, and the question itself was worth $7000. So, that's getting doubled to $14K and added to everyone's total:
Standings after 5 questions:PurpleParrot319: $31,600 in bank; Ask the Audience and two Jump the Question remaining
Purple Parrots Fan: $31,100 in bank; Ask the Audience and one Jump the Question remaining
The Bandit King: $31,100 in bank; Ask the Audience and one Jump the Question remaining
The Headless King: $31,100 in bank; Ask the Audience and one Jump the Question remaining
The Silver Monkey (or Mr. Sardo now, apparently

): $31,100 in bank; Ask the Audience and one Jump the Question remaining
JTH1: $31,100 in bank; Ask the Audience and one Jump the Question remaining
At this point, you can all take a deep breath and relax. You've all made it halfway through Round 1, and question #6 is coming Monday.
