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Offline Mondo Mole

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« on: October 07, 2006, 09:49:07 AM »
I liked this idea so I'm writing it...

The Teams:

Red Jaguars:
Boy: Vincent, red hair, dark brown eyes, wearing tan jeans and sneakers.
Girl: Sandra, light blonde hair in ponytail, blue eyes, wearing black shorts

Blue Barracudas:
Boy: Danny, Black Hair, Green Eyes, Chinese, wearing black cargo pants and sandals.
Girl: Jan, shoulder-length brown hair, brown eyes, wearing blue skirt and dress shoes.

Green Monkeys:
Boy: Jack, blonde hair, blue eyes, black sweatpants sneakers with lights.
Girl: Cindy, long platinum blonde hair, brown eyes, blue jeans, sneakers

Orange Iguanas:
Boy: Freddy, Spiky brown hair, dark suntan, brown eyes, blue jeans, dark blue sneakers.
Girl: Fran, Blonde hair in pigtails, green eyes, black shorts and shoes.

Purple Parrots:
Boy: Samuel, brown hair and eyes, white pants, dress shoes.
Girl: Abby, black ponytail, blue eyes, white pants, gray sneakers.

Silver Snakes:
Boy: Jeff, Blonde hair, glasses, brown eyes, green pants, black sneakers.
Girl: Emily, black hair in bun, gray eyes, gray long skirt, sandals.

(Leaves pull back, revealing Olmec. As usual..)

OLMEC: Legends of the Hidden Temple, with your host Kirk Fogg!

(Guards toss Kirk out of the temple.)

KIRK: Thanks Olmec. So, what artifact are we going for today?

OLMEC: The dirt jar of Jack Sparrow.

KIRK: Oh? Where would we fins that?

OLMEC: It is in The Shrine of the Golden Monkey. You could start out by crawling though the Ancient Sewer (1) or running into and ringing one of the three bells in The Bell Tower (12). If you lucky, you may enter the Mysterious Hallway of Stairs (2). You could head up into the Mirror Room. (3) Spin the mirror, which might open the path to the Witch Lair (4). Toss the two snakes into the pot and you may land in the Skeleton?s Room (5). Put the head and the two hands on the skeleton?and you may be heading the Shrine of the Golden Monkey (6). Put together the golden monkey and you may be entering the Temple Bank (7). Spin the right safe?s wheel and you may be entering the Room of Power . Connect the cords to the Power Orb and you may be entering the Room of the Four Moons (9). Push down on the right phrase of the Moon and you may be entering the Rain Forrest (10). Look for the keys to the door in the tree?but beware a Temple Spirit might be a tree. Get out of that room and you will be King?s Storeroom (11). Smash the clay pots to find the keys. Find the correct key that lead you back to the Mirror Room or Witch Lairs, jump across the stairs, either run across the Bell Tower or re-crawl though the Ancient Sewer back to the gates.

KIRK: Ah, yes. You teams will be going for that jar. Will it be:
(Typical team listing)
KIRK: We'll start with the moat. You must make a bridge from these floaties, then hit the gong. Start!
(Kirk hits the Silver Snake's gong)
Teams that made it: Red Jaguars, Orange Iguanas, Purple Parrots, Silver Snakes.
KIRK: We're sorry Baracudas, Monkeys. Here's your prize.
(Prize description)

Steps of Knowledge coming soon...

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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2006, 06:36:17 AM »
KIRK: Okay! So here we have the Purple Parrots, Silver Snakes, Red Jaguars, and Orange Iguanas! We'll see who can answer enough questions from today's legend to reach the temple games! Olmec, what IS today's legend?

OLMEC: A long time ago, in the age of the pirates, when people lived on boats and buried their treasure, there was a captain named Jack Sparrow.
But Jack owed the legendary ghost pirate Davy Jones some souls to join his crew.

DAVY: Jack, bring back some souls for my crew.

OLMEC: Jack didn't want to.

JACK: Let's not and say I did. Savvy?

OLMEC: But Davy wouldn't allow it.

DAVY: You're just asking to be fed to my giant squid, Jack.

OLMEC: So Jack gathered some souls. But Davy later held a grudge against him, and sent his goons. Jack had discovered that Davy's one weakness was his heart, which he kept in a box. Jack stole the heart, and hid it in a jar of dirt he had bought from a witch.

JACK: HaHa! Just try and find your heart, squid head!

OLMEC: But, Davy's crew fed Jack to the Kraken, Davy's pet squid. But the jar was recovered, and placed in the shrine of the golden monkey for safe keeping. It is your job to find it!

The Questions:

1: Who was Jack running from?
A: Blackbeard
B: Davy Jones
C: Anne Bonny

2: What part of him was Davy's weakness?

A: Brain
B: Foot
C: Heart

3: How did Jack get the jar?

A: Bought it
B: Stole it
C: Found it

4: From who did Jack buy the jar?

A: A pirate
B: A baseball player
C: A witch

5: What sea creature was Davy Jones' head?

A: Squid
B: Crab
C: Penguin

6: What is the kraken?

A:  A canyon
B: Davy Jones' giant squid
C: A brand of tofu

Winners: Red Jaguars, Purple Parrots

KIRK: Don't you worry, iguanas and snakes, because you too have a prize!
(Prize description)

Temple Games coming soon!

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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2006, 07:13:46 AM »
This is... different.

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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2006, 07:36:09 AM »
You don't like it?  :(

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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2006, 08:39:32 AM »
It's just that it's a legend based on a movie not even a year old.

I say it can be continued as a Fanfic, but kept out of the canon of season five.

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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2006, 09:05:44 AM »
Just beacuse it's only a year old dosen't mean it can be an ep. In fact, I only wrote this as it was one of the ideas posted and I liked it, it's not my fault. It's Bluebarracuda7's.

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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2006, 02:11:39 PM »
Quote from: ""Mondo Mole""
Just beacuse it's only a year old dosen't mean it can be an ep. In fact, I only wrote this as it was one of the ideas posted and I liked it, it's not my fault. It's Bluebarracuda7's.


How is it his fault? He's not holding a gun up to your head forcing you to write about it.

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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2006, 02:18:30 PM »
I thought it was an interesting idea! If you don't have anything good to say don't say it. Anyway, let's go back on topic before this becomes a flame war.

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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2006, 02:21:53 PM »
It already has. Here's the golden rule in the Treasure Room:

Fan fics should be based off history, not fictional movies.

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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2006, 04:02:03 PM »
Quote from: ""Olmec""
It already has. Here's the golden rule in the Treasure Room:

Fan fics should be based off history, not fictional movies.


Give'im a break. He tried something different and it kinda didn't work but the important thing is he gave it a try.

About the subject of the Legend.... the movie is certainly NOT based in a year ago's time so i don't see what's wrong with it.


...Cupid is fictional. :wink:

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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2006, 04:05:59 PM »
Look, guys. Fan fiction is fan fiction. Whether it would actually work or not in the show is unimportant unless there's a written rule somewhere that states so, which of course, there isn't. Just... enjoy people's efforts. We don't need to be so critical when we're making these things for fun!

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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2006, 10:08:12 AM »
Nice point. Anyway, I'll be sure to post the temple games soon.

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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2006, 10:44:00 AM »
KIRK: You've made it to here, the temple games! On the side of the Purple Parrots, we have Samuel, he likes to draw knights and collects figurines, and Abby, she likes Language Arts class in school. But they'll have to defeat the Red Jaguars, Vincent who likes reading about dinosaurs, and Sandra who likes birdwatching. Olmec?

OLMEC: Jack had to outrun Davy Jones' men to get to the heart and hide it. Here, you boys will play the part of Jack. You must, without dropping the jars, run to the heart, throw it in the jar, and return without being caught by the guards. Then you'll get half a pendant. GO!

(Samuel gets there first, but a temple guard gets him. He drops the jar, loses the heart, and has to look for it. Vince gets there back before Samuel can)

OLMEC: And the half pendant goes to the Red Jaguars! The pirates, with limited food supplies, had to eat biscuits, or hardtack as they were called. They ate in the dark because of the bugs hiding in the dough. The girls, for another half pendant, need to find the one buiscut in each barrel without the bugs inside. You have three minutes. GO!

(No one gets the right biscuit in time)

KIRK: Too bad! To get the pendant, you'll have to answer Olmec's tiebreaker.

OLMEC: Where was the location of most pirates in their day?

(Sandra buzzes in)

SANDRA: The bahamas?

OLMEC: No. Abby, it's your go.

ABBY: The carribean.

OLMEC: Yes. The half pendant goes to the purple parrots!

KIRK: Now that you each have a half pendant, you should work together to get the full pendant.

OLMEC: Indeed. This one will be staged in the moat. You will need to use cooperation to escape the kraken, repersented here by this inflatable octopus. If it touches you, you must go back to the start. First one across wins. GO!

(The teams swim across the moat. Kirk throws in the kraken. The red jaguars choose to swim underwater so the kraken won't touch them, but when Vince comes up for air he touches the kraken and they have to swim back. The purple parrots choose to swim in zigzags with a spotter in the back, and reach the end.)

OLMEC: And the pendant goes to the Purple Parrots!

KIRK: Looks like they're going to the temple to get back Jack's jar. The jaguars were not so hot, but they still win a prize.

(Prize description)
Temple Run coming soon!

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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2006, 12:32:03 PM »
Yeah, it's a different approach at a fan fic, but it is still pretty good.

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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2006, 12:43:41 PM »
Quote from: ""Olmec""
It already has. Here's the golden rule in the Treasure Room:

Fan fics should be based off history, not fictional movies.


Um? I'm sorry, but I don't remember anyone making that rule, and seeing as how I am the admin, I am the only one who needs to be making any rules, you could write a legends fanfic about a sock if you really wanted to. There are no bounds within the fanfiction, as long as you aren't disturbing someone.
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