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Best artifact names on the show?
« on: May 24, 2014, 01:37:04 AM »
What were some of the best artifact names on the show? We talk about the best looking artifacts all the time, but I want to hear what names you liked for some of the artifacts. There was definitely some strange artifacts on the show. Here are the best artifact names or episode titles in my opinion:

- John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine - I don't know why, but just looking at the title tells me it will be an awesome episode. I kind of liked how Season 1 laid out their episode titles.  :mrblue:

- The Lost Love Letter of Captain John Smith - I like how the beginning letter for the artifact all starts with L.

- The Mush Pot Hat of Johnny Appleseed - Even though the artifact is just a silly (and cheap) hat, the name sounds pretty cool and I like how it kind of rhymes.

- The Enormous Iron Nose Ring of Babe - Even if the artifact title is way too long, I like how they used a lot words to describe the artifact. It is not overdoing unlike another certain episode. *Cough Battle Flag cough*

- The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl - The name tells you a lot about the Portrait. I mean a portrait that is priceless? It must mean a lot.  :mrsilver:

- The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack - The artifact is one of the worst looking ones on the show, but the name of the artifact is pretty cool. And I like how the Monocle (an eye glass for one person) is meant for One-Eyed Jack. :lol:

- The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard - I liked how they described the Spellbook as being "Mystical".  :mrgreen:

- The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugenie - Another episode title that tells you a lot about the artifact.  :mrgreen:

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Re: Best artifact names on the show?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2014, 01:38:34 AM »
Basically all the ones you said, and also "The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza." I don't know why, but scabbard is such an interesting word to me. :mrgreen:

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Re: Best artifact names on the show?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2014, 01:44:12 AM »
I like the Heart Shaped/Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor as a name as well as for the 8 million other reasons we love it.

Dried Ear of Corn just cracks me up. So does Golden Pepperoni. Like those are just so silly.
Top 10 episodes:
1. Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
2. Lion Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
3. Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
4. Milk Bucket of Freydis
5. Jewel Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
6. Much Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
7. Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
8. John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Goldmine
9. Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
10. Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible

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Re: Best artifact names on the show?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2014, 01:54:11 AM »
Yeah, Dried Ear of Corn and Golden Pepperoni are by far the silliest. I mean, pepperoni? And corn? :lol: And I can't believe I forgot about Lucky Pillow. :shock: Both the episode AND artifact are just awesome. :mrblue:

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Re: Best artifact names on the show?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2014, 02:05:29 AM »
Chandragupta is just fun to say.
Top 10 episodes:
1. Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
2. Lion Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
3. Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
4. Milk Bucket of Freydis
5. Jewel Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
6. Much Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
7. Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
8. John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Goldmine
9. Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
10. Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible

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Re: Best artifact names on the show?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2014, 02:15:24 AM »
I also kind of like the name "Bent Shaving Pan" as well. I don't know why, but I just like how an artifact can somehow be "bent." :lol:

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Re: Best artifact names on the show?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2014, 02:16:59 AM »
Mysterious Manuscript sounds pretty rad too.
Top 10 episodes:
1. Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
2. Lion Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
3. Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
4. Milk Bucket of Freydis
5. Jewel Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
6. Much Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
7. Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
8. John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Goldmine
9. Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
10. Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible