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The Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot
« on: August 06, 2006, 04:58:21 PM »
(The camera maneuvers through a thick rainforest, eventually making its way to Olmec.)

OLMEC:
Legends of the Hidden Temple! (Applause. Title appears on screen.) With your guide, Kirk Fogg! And here he is NOW!

(On this last word, we pan to the Room of the Ancient Warriors. A suit of armor spins around, revealing Kirk, who goes through the King's Storeroom, jumps into the Pit, and climbs out.

KIRK:
Thank you very much, nice to see you! (To Olmec) Nice to see you, Olmec. (To audience) Welcome to Legends of the Hidden Temple! The rooms are filled with lost treasures that are protected by mysterious Mayan temple guards. Only Olmec knows the legends behind each of the treasures in his temple. (To Olmec) Which one are we going to hear about today?

OLMEC:
The legend of the Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot .

KIRK:
Ooh, the Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot! Well, one of our six teams will have a chance to retrieve that fish dinner! Will it be... (The camera pans across and pauses on each team. Hold for applause as the teams spastically stick their heads and/or muscles into the camera lens.) The Red Jaguars? The Blue Barracudas? The Green Monkeys? The Orange Iguanas? The Purple Parrots? Or the Silver Snakes? They?ll have to pass some pretty tough physical and mental tests, and in the end, only one team will have the right to enter Olmec's temple. But first they have to cross the moat, and Olmec will tell us how they'll have to do it today.

OLMEC: Before you is a rope tied to an inner tube. When Kirk gives the signal, pull yourself across the moat. When you get out, throw the tube to your partner, who will then pull themseleves across. Once the second player steps onto the dock, run over and hit the gong! (Kirk hits Silver's gong) The first four teams to hit their gongs will go on to the next round!

KIRK: Thank You Olmec. Teams, are you ready?!? (Teams cheer) Olmec, are you ready?

OLMEC: Let's Rock and Roll.

KIRK: On your mark, get set, go!

(Moat Crossing)

KIRK: Whew, that was a tough crossing, but you two pulled it out quickly! Going on to the Steps of Knowledge are the Silver Snakes! And the Purple Parrots! And the Orange Iguanas! And the Blue Barracudas! Red Jaguars and Green Monkeys couldn't quite make it in time, but we have a great gift for them, here's what it is!

(They get a $50 savings bond from Kid Cuisine)


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The Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2006, 06:53:40 AM »
I don't know if you're going to continue this episode or not, but please don't copy from my fanfic anymore.  I put a lot of work into my episodes and don't want to see them plagarized, even if it is just intros and stage directions.

And don't call me Shirley.   :wink:

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2006, 05:21:42 PM »
KIRK: As the quest continues, it's now time for Olmec to tell us about the Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot. But pay attention, because your knowledge of the legend can bring you one step closer to the temple.

OLMEC: One night in Los Angeles, Trans American flight 209 was preparing to go to Chicago. The crew was made up of Pilot Clarence Oveur, Co-Pilot Roger Murdock, and Navigator Victor Basta.

ROGER: We have Clearance, Clarence.

CLARENCE: Roger, Roger. What's our Vector, Victor?

OLMEC: The flight left, and soon it was time for dinner. Elaine Dickinson, the stewardess, gave the crew their meals.

CLARENCE: You're late tonight. What took you so long?

ELAINE: Full flight. Normally, we would get this done faster.

CLARENCE: No big deal. As long as we don't starve to death.

OLMEC: The three crewmen started to eat, but suddenly...

(Victor Faints)

CLARENCE: Roger, take over!

OLMEC: But, while Clarence attended to Victor, Roger fell ill, too. Soon, Clarence did as well. Years later, Clarence's dinner had found it's way to the temple. Your quest is to find the Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot and bring it back here.

KIRK: Thank you, Olmec. But where is the fish dinner?

OLMEC: The Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot can be found in the Throne Room. (pan to the Throne Room. The dinner is on the seat.)

KIRK: Teams, you are now on the Steps of Knowledge. If you answer a question correctly, you move down a step. The first two teams to get to the bottom step will be one step closer to the temple. Olmec, we are now ready for your first question.


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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2006, 04:03:35 PM »
KIRK: Welcome back to Legends. Now the glory goes to the fastest and the strongest, but before we start, let's meet our teams. On the Blue Barracudas, we have Jessica, she likes windsurfing and Brad Pitt Movies, and Nick, who likes video games and listening to his iPod. Let's hear it for the Blue Barracudas! And on the Silver Snakes we have Paul, he likes playing his guitar and going to Red Sox games, and Justine, she likes anything that has Orlando Bloom and going to the mall. Let's hear it for the Silver Snakes! Now then, In the Temple Games, teams will compete for pendants of life. They're going to need those pendants to protect themselves from the dreaded temple guards as they make their way through the temple. There are three temple games, Olmec, tell us about temple game #1.

OLMEC: Before you is a tunnel with many openings. When Kirk gives the signal, go into the tunnel and peer through an opening. If a fish dinner is there, take it and put it in your basket. Otherwise, keep looking. The team with the most fish dinners at the end of 60 seconds wins.

KIRK: On your mark, get set, go!

(Game is played)

KIRK: Let's see, the Silver Snakes got 1,2,3,4. And the Blue Barracudas got 1,2,3,4,5! The Blue Barracudas get the half pendant of life! Olmec, tell us about temple game #2.

(Explanation & Game)

KIRK: The Blue Barracudas get the half pendant of life! Olmec, tell us about game #3.

(Explanation & Game)

KIRK: The Silver Snakes get the full pendant! It's a tie! Bring out the tiebreaker pedestal.

(Two spotters roll out the pedestal)

(Kirk goes over rules)

OLMEC: What well-known brand of medicine was the plane described as?

(Blue Barracudas ring in)

BARRACUDA: Advil?

OLMEC: That is incorrect.

(Silver Snakes ring in.)

SNAKE: Tylenol?

OLMEC: That is correct.

KIRK: The Silver Snakes are going to the temple! We have a great gift for the Blue Barracudas, here's what it is.

(They get "The Shaggy Dog" on DVD.)

KIRK: We'll see if the Silver Snakes can get through Olmec's Temple, retrieve the Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot, right after this!


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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2006, 04:30:11 PM »
KIRK: Welcome back to Legends. The Silver Snakes have proven themselves worthy and have earned the right to enter Olmec's temple. But first, Olmec will give them some information to help them retrieve the Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot.

OLMEC: You could start by running up the stairs to the room of Royal Gongs. Press the correct gong, and cross the Troubled Bridge. You may choose to go up to the King's Storeroom! Smash the clay pots to find the key that will lead you into the room of the Mandarin Hand. Press the fingers against the globe and a door might lead you into the Room of the Ancient Warriors. Place yourself in the correct armor to open the door to the Shriiiine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the Statue and pass into the Viper's Nest. Release the Snakes from the correct jar and climb down to the Dungeon! Bust through the wall and into the Tomb of Ancient Kings. Find the key, and enter the Bamboo Forest. If you escape, you might be able to enter the Throne Room, where you can grab the Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot. Sit on the Throne of the Pretender, then, if the slab is up, race through the Rock Quarry, climb through the Cave of Size, race down the stairs and back through the temple gate! The choices are yours and yours alone!

Artifact: The Poisoned Fish Dinner of the Airplane Pilot
Location: Throne Room
Team: Silver Snakes
Result: Success!
Time Left: 0:34
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2006, 04:40:08 PM »
Summary: Justine went in first, but was quickly taken out in the MAndarin Hand Room. Paul raced in and blazed his way to the Throne Room and exits with 34 seconds left.

NOTE: First time an artifact was successfully retrieved from the bottom of the central shaft.

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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2006, 06:26:08 AM »
Great job on the fanfic, and I liked the Advanced Statistics as well. :)