LoTHT Awards - Season 2 Edition: Best Female Player (Blue Barracudas)

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Also voted for Tarrah, who is miles better than Jennifer from Buddha in every aspect.

[AimYourBrent]

Also voted for Tarrah.

[The Red Jaguars]

Tarrah wins the best Purple Parrot girl award! 

Now we can move onto the Orange Iguanas, with the best Orange Iguana female coming up first.

[The Red Jaguars]

Tough choice, because there are a few girls I would like to vote for. I went with Angela from Mush Pot Hat as the best Orange Iguana female. She was a strong player in this episode, an she came very close to winning too. It was a good effort and she is one of the few Orange Iguanas teams I even like. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

You didn't vote for Paula?! You're nuts, she's one of the best players in the shows history!

Kidding of course, I always voted for Angela. She was a pretty good player, even if she didn't actually win. I would've voted for Ashlie from Dolley Madison, but she made way more mistakes than Angela did. So Angela gets an easy vote from me.

[AimYourBrent]

Angela 

[The Red Jaguars]

Angela from Johnny Appleseed wins this one.  And on this day Paula didn't even get a single vote. 

Next up is the worst Orange Iguanas girl. 

[The Red Jaguars]

There were a couple of sucky girls on this list, but I had to give my vote to Kerry from Cracked Crown. God damn, was she so sloooooooooooooooooow. It is seriously ridiculous that she thought it was okay to move at such a slow pace. Whenever I think of slow runners, she is always the first one that comes to mind. So pathetic.

[The Viper]

Voted Kerry, see RJF's post for an explanation

[Purple Parrots Fan]

RJF? Don't you mean TRJ?

But yeah, I also voted for Kerry, for same reasons. MOVE FASTER KERRY!!!!!!!!!

[The Red Jaguars]

MOVE FASTER KERRY!!!!! wins the worst Orange Iguanas female award.

Next up is the best Orange Iguanas male.

[The Red Jaguars]

There were two outstanding male players on this list: Ty and Jason.  I voted for Ty from Lucky Medallion as the best male player. He was a beast all day in his episode and dominated every round. And he was simply amazing in his temple run. I like how after he lost his Pendant of Life, he recovered quickly from it and dominated the rest of the run. A perfect example of a "down, but not out" contestant.  Jason was great too, but I thought Ty was more memorable and stronger.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

You didn't vote for Matt?! He was so fast crossing the moat, and he swept the steps. He helped his team win the temple!

All kidding aside, I also voted for Ty. He was a little more stronger of a player than Jason was.

[The Red Jaguars]

Of course, how could I forget Matt! I mean it is like no one else swept the Steps before him. And Ty was lucky that he got his Pendant of Life back and any idiot would've used the Dog Leash to get the rope. 

Just kidding too. Jason was another great player, but he did struggle a little bit in his temple game. Ty was slightly more dominant than Jason, which is why he got my vote. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, Jason did struggle in his temple game. But then again, those ceiling temple games were always so poorly coordinated anyways. Ty on the other hand, was a BEAST in his wall climbing temple game. He scaled the whole middle wall, and finished the game before the Red Jaguar boy could even get halfway up. But yeah, I also voted for Ty because he was a stronger, and more dominant player. Even though I do like the Nostradamus run slightly more. Fast moving in the moat and sweeping the steps be damned.