LoTHT Awards - Season 2 Edition: Best Female Player (Blue Barracudas)

[The Red Jaguars]

*Billy the Kid, not Stone Head.   

And I voted for Claude from Lost Lion Tail as the worst male player. His team didn't even deserve to go to the temple in the first place, and yet he still fucks everything up by moving slow and getting lost in the Mine Shaft. -_- I don't know what Kirk was smoking when he kept calling Claude a power forward.

Brian from Sultan Suleiman sucked too for being the main reason why his team ended in triple capture. But if the triple capture didn't happen, he would've been an okay player at best. Claude didn't even know what he was doing the second he set foot in the temple. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Claude. Period, end of story.

[AimYourBrent]

This time I voted for Brian and meant it lol

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I still think Claude was worse. All he did was walk through the temple and get confused in the Dark Forest. I don't know how he made it past tryouts.

[AimYourBrent]

They needed a 12th person.

[The Red Jaguars]

That production day was not very kind to the Purple Parrots. It was the first time they made it to the temple that season and they still screwed up bad. Brian was pretty crappy because he is the real reason his run ended in triple capture. Claude is still worse though in my eyes though. I wish him and Brian's runs switched outcome so Claude's run ended in triple capture and not Brian's.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Wrong. Blackfeet Chief was the first Season 2 Purple Parrot temple run.

[The Red Jaguars]

Claude from Lost Lion Tail wins this award for the Purple Parrotd! 

Next up is the worst Purple Parrot girl. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Gracelyn from Sultan Suleiman as the worst Purple Parrots girl.  Even though I blame Brian for the triple capture, Gracelyn still should've found that half-pendant. And she moved slow anyways. I know some people might vote for Aqila, but she really wasn't that bad until the last 3 seconds of her run. Gracelyn sucked the second she entered the temple. 

[PurpleParrot319]

Kim from Annie Oakley?

Anyway, I also voted for Gracelyn. Too slow and she missed the fairly obvious half pendant. Aqila had more going for her.

[AimYourBrent]

I voted for Gracelyn too. That team was just super disappointing in the temple, which was odd because they did pretty well in the Temple Games. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

It's Chandra TRJ. Pay attention.

And I also voted for Gracelyn, she sucked.

[AimYourBrent]

I watched Lost Lion Tail again and I wish I had voted for Claude. I'm glad he won,..err, lost?

[The Red Jaguars]

I want to move on now since we know that Gracelyn is the unanimous winner.

Next up is the best Purple Parrots girl. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Tarrah from Freydis as the best Purple Parrot girl.  No matter what people say about her layout and performance, she did a solid job in the temple. I don't see anything wrong with her aside from the Secret Password detour. She handled her layout just fine and gets an extra point from recovering from her nasty fall in the Pit and still pulling off the win. And she is miles better than Jennifer from Buddha.