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LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Best Female Player (Red Jaguars)

Sabrina - Blackbeard
Katherine - Belshazzar
Gabby - Golden Ship
Becca - Genghis Khan
Keeli - Stone Marker
Mandy - Joan of Arc
Brittany - Shaka Zulu
Vicky - Silver Saddle Horn
Katherine/Fred - Anne Bonny
Lisa - Alhambra

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Re: LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Worst Female Player (Green Monkeys)
« Reply #165 on: May 03, 2014, 03:24:19 PM »
I am going to end this one now. Jessica wins the worst Green Monkeys title with 5 votes.  :oops:

Next up is the worst Blue Barracuda girl. ;)  :mrblue:

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The Blue Barracudas had some bad female players in Season 1. :shock: There were three I had in mind: Kristen, Jessica, and Terry Kay.

I voted for Kristen from Amelia Earhart because she was the sucked the most out of the three. She spent three minutes in the temple looking lost and moving extra slow. She didn't even know what to do in the Dungeon and Treasure Room. -_- I don't feel sorry for her even with the hard layout she had. There was literally no reason to waste your entire time like that in the Season 1 temple.  :roll:  :oops:

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Seriously, it took Kristen so long to climb out of the Pit, and she had no idea what to do in the rooms whose only task is pressing a button and busting through an OBVIOUS wall. -_-

And to think. The worst Red Jaguar girl is MUCH worse than her. :shock:
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Yeah, also voted for chubby girl Kristen. She did not belong on the show. -_-

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I can't wait until we get to the worst Red Jaguars girl. There are two that stick out for being the worst.  :o

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But even then, I think I already know who I'm voting for. O_O Here's a hint: It's the contestant that looks like a dude.

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Yeah, the girl who couldn't even aim at the button right. :roll:
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But then again, Miss "I'm gonna retreat all the way back to the temple entrance for no reason" was pretty sucky too. :roll:

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Voted Kristen because Kristen sucked. A lot.
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It looks like Kristen is the popular vote.  :lol:  :mrblue:

Now we can move onto the worst Red Jaguars girl.  :roll:  :mrred:

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Re: LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Worst Female Player (Red Jaguars)
« Reply #175 on: May 04, 2014, 01:28:36 AM »
Wow, the Red Jaguars had too many horrible players. There are two that stick out the most: Lisa and Sabrina. Both players blew their loads really bad in their respective runs. Who to vote for? I went with Sabrina because she failed more than Lisa. She literally used all 3 minutes running around 5 rooms of the temple. How is that possible? And she literally gives up in the end too. -_-

Lisa was horrible too, but in her defense the Tomb of the Ancient Kings was kind of confusing. Does that mean you should waste 2:30 running around the temple and making no progress? Hell no. :roll: But at least she knew she had to go up into the Shrine, where as Sabrina just didn't know how to move forward.  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:

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Re: LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Worst Female Player (Red Jaguars)
« Reply #176 on: May 04, 2014, 01:31:07 AM »
I went with Sabrina, but Lisa deserves an dishonorable mention.  :roll:
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Re: LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Worst Female Player (Red Jaguars)
« Reply #177 on: May 04, 2014, 01:35:33 AM »
Add another vote to Manbrina, I mean Sabrina. For obvious reasons. :roll:

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Re: LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Worst Female Player (Red Jaguars)
« Reply #178 on: May 04, 2014, 10:52:05 AM »
You put Cheater Ron in the poll. :lol:

I also picked Sabrina. Lisa was bad too.



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Re: LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Worst Female Player (Red Jaguars)
« Reply #179 on: May 04, 2014, 03:28:44 PM »
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